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Fuck_u_spez_, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

I’m disappointed that there’s not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.

ClaireDeLuna,

Both 👍

QuantumSparkles,

If you dissociate first it feels like someone else is touching you

Fuck_u_spez_,
DarthCaedus, (edited ) in Age Combat 🤡

Much like Obomba taught us, that part in the middle of the meme that looks like says 12 year old is pronounced “Military age male”.

frauddogg,
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Ah yes, the Drone King, first liberal saint of Genocide.

GarbageShoot,

first liberal saint of Genocide.

Thought that was Churchill

frauddogg,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Nah, that’s their first pope

vivadanang, in i don't wanna taco 'bout it

I don’t believe in a higher power but recognize this discussion. Hell I’m still farting off taco tuesday.

Djtecha, in I lose mine last month :(

Just tuck it into your phone case if you can. Easy solution to always have it when you need it.

flashgnash,

Ah yes, phone cases I definitely use those

Globulart,

Seriously? Are you just 100% confident you’ll never drop it? Or replacing a phone isn’t a big deal for you?

I hate to think how many phones I’d have broken without a case.

flashgnash,

I just buy durable phones, I very rarely drop them nowadays but if I do the worst that happens is a scratch or dent. Last two times I’ve broken a phone have been jumping in a pool forgetting it was in my pocket (usually buy waterproof for this reason) and falling on a rock with it in my pocket

First one no case would have prevented short of one of the ultra rugged outdoorsey ones, second one only the cases with the front cover flap thing might have stopped

Only time I’ve broken a phone by dropping it is when I had an iPhone 4 handmedown, I swear those things were designed to break

Globulart, (edited )

Fair enough, you might be surprised at what a case does to protect the screen too though, if it lands (or something lands) heavily on a corner it’ll likely break the screen to the point it needs replacing. A case will absorb 99% of the force. .

My phone has fallen out of a pocket that I forgot to zip up while mountain biking on more than one occasion, so I wouldn’t trust myself with a naked phone any longer than absolutely necessary.

drathvedro,

I don’t find them useful. Unless you’re talking about a huge sponge of a case, or those crazy corner ball ones, it doesn’t really make a difference. If a phone is prone to cracks it’s going to crack, with or without the case.

Globulart,

That’s not really true. The most likely initial impact point is the corners, and the corners are always protected and take the brunt of the impact. A decent spigen case will save you from cracks pretty effectively.

drathvedro,

Dunno, just my personal observation is that the heavier the phone is the more likely it is to crack, just from the sheer amount of mass the case has to dampen. I’ve seen heavy phones, in protective cases and even those marketed as “rugged” crack from minor falls, and lightweight cheap shit survive the nastiest of falls. What you’re probably referring to is those cases with thick rubber pads on the corners, but most cases are like half a mm thick wraps, which, IMO, won’t help squat in a fall.

Globulart,

Yeha I’m talking about a decent spigen or something ideally. I can’t really speak to the phone condom things but I’m sure there’s some improvement even there, if only slight compared to a proper case.

Nothing is completely protecting your phone from everything of course, and if you drop it screen first on a rock you’re probably gonna have a bad time, but those drops are much less common than dropping it on a flat surface where the corner will always take the initial impact.

registrert, in Gascar
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  • Track_Shovel,
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    Your mother said the same thing about you and your siblings ;)

    TheBeege,

    Saved

    Track_Shovel,
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    ntma, in Get out and vote!

    The people who vote are loses.

    These are the people who think electing some person they never met or spent any alone time with will magically make their lives better.

    MrSmiley62,

    People you’ve never met or spent any time alone with basically make your life better super frequently. Medical scientists developing new treatments, engineers coming up with better/more efficient/safer alternatives, state and local governments and councils maintaining services, etc.

    pingveno,

    If you’ve never met or contacted your representatives, that’s likely by your own choice. They generally make themselves fairly available to some degree.

    Takios, in Email clients

    takes Notes oh no, this is even worse!

    ironhydroxide, in We are going to get through this, I promise you.

    Frog has seen some things.

    Track_Shovel,
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    That’s why he will get you through

    ArmokGoB,

    The horizontal pupils help.

    Ragdoll_X, (edited ) in eepy
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    Relevant playlist


    Edit: I just added like 10 more videos lol

    thatsTheCatch,

    Saved, thanks for making this!

    cashews_best_nut,

    That’s weirdly specific. I commented about common treatments that work.

    Holzkohlen,

    No one has named Hbomberguy yet, but at least he is featured in this playlist. I can’t remember how often I’ve watched his video on Pathologic

    riot,
    @riot@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you for sharing. I’m adding that to my list of video essay playlists.

    And throwing these YouTube playlists in the ring:

    Classy,

    Don’t forget Knudsen’s most recent video, an almost 6-hour epic on the history of EVE Online

    GrammatonCleric, in any Death Grips fans here?
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    I guess I don’t get it

    AFLYINTOASTER,

    Lyrics from the song Guillotine by the band Death Grips. No further knowledge is needed to “get it”.

    11181514,

    I used to get it, then they changed what it is. Now what I’ve got isn’t it and what is it is weird and scary to me. And it’ll happen to yoooouuuu!

    tabularasa,

    Hahaha, nice reference.

    ipkpjersi,

    Damn that’s me lmao

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s everybody forever and ever

    Dra, in I lose mine last month :(

    I have had one i keep on my keyring for 6 years. Recommended

    Ookami38,

    I had a roommate who did that. The number of times I stabbed myself with that begs to disagree lol.

    Dra,

    I havent had an issue as its mostly flat between two larger keys

    fogetaboutit, in recently 🔻'd IDF "Tank Posting" fascist guy getting blown up by Al-Qassam Rachel Corrie firing octopi at his weak ass tank with an anti-tank gun

    Jesse wtf are you talking about

    ViktorSoy, in I lose mine last month :(
    @ViktorSoy@hexbear.net avatar

    I use a heroin syringe.

    dutchkimble,

    Pro tip right here, it juices up the performance

    JackbyDev,

    If you use a used one, hey, that’s just up cycling!

    FreshLight, in Gascar

    This post makes me feel like we’ve come full circle. All the way around and back to the 2010 9GAG era of memes. Don’t get me wrong, though. This makes me nostalgic. It was a simpler time…

    Jaderick, (edited )

    Lemmy is Reddit from 13 years ago. Here’s hoping it doesn’t go the same way Reddit did lol

    JimVanDeventer,

    See you in 13 years on Phlegmmy!

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Seriously. 2010-ish reddit was a great fucking place. If I start fucking seeing novelty accounts, I’m fucking out of here, to some far-flung instance with a militant mod.

    morrowind,
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    Novelty accounts?

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    There were accounts on reddit that just made a running joke, or something to that extent. For instance, once guy was shittywater colour, and he’d draw your comments if he liked them. While he was actually one I didn’t mind, he’s the first example that comes to mind. most of them were dogshit and didn’t add anything worth while.

    Appoxo,
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    That was srgrafo

    somethingsnappy,

    No. Sr. Grafo posted his own comics, then made comics in the replies to people. Shittywatercolor did as his name says to random comments in any thread.

    peopleproblems,

    srgrafo. now there’s a guy who could make me laugh

    criticon,
    kambusha,

    Just like in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    fucking seriously. It was funny the first 30,182 times.

    somethingsnappy,

    I kind of, liked commahorror but I think most people, didn’t get it.

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    It is funny because he will randomly pops up and write a super compelling explanation for a question/discussion, and then the last line will have that signature move. It’s a blessing to catch him in the wild.

    criticon,

    I loved seeing comments from shittywatercolor, poem for your sprog (or something like that), unidan before his fall from grace and the undertaker because it usually caught me by surprise

    There were a lot of others that were very boring and I would block them on RiF

    Xariphon,

    Also on the nice list was schnoodle and his random poetry. Always made my day a little more cheerful.

    WhyAreWeHappy,

    Schnoodle is one of the things that I miss from Reddit. Not enough to sign back in, but those poems did make me smile and even shed a few tears occasionally.

    turbowafflz,

    It took me reading your comment to realize the person above was talking about an account that did shitty watercolor and not shittywater color. I was very confused

    cheesymoonshadow,
    @cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

    He did mostly artwork in sepia tones but occasionally would drink up on green juice for some verdant pieces.

    idunnololz,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Memes are going through a cycle similar to art I feel. We started with just basic memes of text on random pictures. Then we got really good at those and we started making meta memes. Then we started contemporary memes: memes that challenge what it even means to be a meme (b and big chungus). And now we are tired of contemporary memes and moving back towards basic memes.

    Gork,

    I wonder if meme studies will be a legitimate field of research for future anthropologists that study the digital age.

    Hi, future people!

    NakariLexfortaine,

    I mean, so long as some kind of record is kept?

    It would be a wealth of social information. Political events, economic crisis, the views of the common man of the time, all have been represented through memery. This is, in a sense, a journal of opinion with a wonderful look across spectrums. They also encapsulate humor, showing where it has and hasn’t changed across generations.

    Sure, a massive chunk would be highly irrelevant, but it’s still a solid look into part of a wide culture.

    FreshLight, (edited )
    zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

    There’s a snake in my free real estate?

    mexicancartel,

    Snake finding a shoe: “Is it Free Real Estate?”

    Z3R0C00l, in Email clients
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    The first instance of AI.🤣

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