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balderdash9, in Daddy
spauldo,

Bah, I was mostly just tired from the long day.

CrowAirbrush, in EVs

Yeah but everyone “needs” an e bike nowadays, which compared to regular bikes is another step back.

sour,

If it makes the difference between someone using a bike and not using a bike, it’s still a step forward.

Alteon, in Daddy

That sounds like some weird “alpha male” shit.

balderdash9,

Man, I never know how people will interpret things. The joke is just that she calls her (now husband) daddy in bed.

tdawg,

It’s okay OP. Not everyone can appreciate good memes

LordOfLocksley, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Those are spring onions though, not leeks

WarlordSdocy, in Asking the hard questions

C is just someone using the xenomorph as a hat rack.

MNByChoice, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Unbelievable! It would seem the lowly checker is seated!! I am insulted!! /s

But for real, I enjoy that this image may normalize humans sitting if and when they want to.

Mr_Blott,

Narrator - it’s already normalised, wtf is this guy on?

ryathal,

You must not be in the US, Aldi is the only place I’ve ever seen sitting cashiers in the US.

Mr_Blott,

You must not be in the US

Yeah mate, the vast, vast majority of us aren’t

Lauchmelder,

in what backwards country are cashiers not allowed to sit down ???

Grass,

Basically the entire continent of North America

Track_Shovel, in yes Rico, boom!
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Y’know, you would think their obsession with ‘the good old days’ and “conserve” being in the basis of their namesaks, that their ideology would extend to the environment.

Nawp. Drill baby drill.

I guess by the “good old days” are pretty much the 1910s where we did know much about ecology or conservation.

superduperenigma,

The “good old days” conservatives want to drag us back to is the time before women and black people could vote.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Like I said. 1910s (ish)

Melatonin, in Asking the hard questions

Clearly B, D, and E are the only cool looks.

Depends on the occasion.

Omega_Haxors, in That's not a wand, Harry...

A racist a transphobe and an antisemite walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “aren’t you that girl who wrote harry potter??”

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Lmfaooo

theFibonacciEffect, in Wtf duolingo

Spanish or vanish

Etienne_Dahu,

Finnish or finished

Viking_Hippie,

Thai or goodbye

theangryseal, in Wtf duolingo

I legit thought this was fake until I looked it up.

Haha, if the goal was to get people other than podcasters talking about the app, they accomplished that mission.

Mwallerby, in Asking the hard questions

B and E at the same time

hunter2,

Facts.

agitatedpotato,

B and E, classic combination.

MxM111, in Asking the hard questions
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Proudly and dangerously.

Catoblepas, in Wtf duolingo

Slightly off topic but can someone explain to me what the fuck is supposed to be happening in this widget image?

asbestos,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

what the fuck

Etienne_Dahu,

I might have an idea… You ever seen Requiem for a dream?

JGrffn,

Have you seen catdog?

saltnotsugar,

“Let’s practice”
…Let’s fuckin NOT.

rar,

Practice what exactly, Duolingo?!

Xel,
@Xel@mujico.org avatar

Mitosis

Xttweaponttx,

What in the fuck

KnowledgeableNip,

Is this the sequel to goatse?

SoyaSuki, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml avatar

Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

IWantToFuckSpez,

Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.

hackris,

Speaking from your friend’s experience amirite ;)

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I didn’t expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids

Resistentialism,

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

KISSmyOS,

If you wanna win this argument, you better link your source.

Resistentialism, (edited )

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

rambling_lunatic,

A glass bottle shattering inside of someone’s bum literally started a war.

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