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workerONE, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

Don’t waste your sick days being sick. They’re for going to the beach

bernieecclestoned, in Asking the hard questions

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Kit, in Wtf duolingo

This is yet another intimidation tactic. I have a 1200 day streak on Duolingo because the owl bullies me and I am weak.

ImplyingImplications,

Same. I have the widget on my phone where my home screen has a little owl with motivational messages about keeping up your good learning habit. By 10PM it turns dark red and there is no more motivational message. Just an evil stare by the owl. That’s usually when I get around to doing my lesson…

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I love that someone decided that intimidation of its users was the best way to give the app a competitive advantage

callouscomic, in Dilema

Your first problem is giving a shit what anyone else thinks.

WindowsEnjoyer,

I don’t give a shit about your opinion!

callouscomic,

Good for you. I’m happy for you. That’s a good way to live.

Shardikprime,

What about two shits?

They’re could be a manure opportunity in here

Darken,
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According to this I can go naked in the streets

pinkdrunkenelephants,

In principle, in a free country, you should be able to. But you can’t, so it’s not actually free.

Rodeo,

How far does that freedom to do what you please extend? Am I not actually free because I can’t beat up people I disagree with? Personally I feel the freedom to disagree without the threat of violence is more important.

There is freedom to, and there is freedom from. Don’t undervalue freedom from.

blue_zephyr,

You’ve confused freedom with anarchy. By your logic you should be able to murder anyone you please or else it’s not a free country.

blue_zephyr,

You’ve confused freedom with anarchy. By your logic you should be able to murder anyone you please or else it’s not a free country.

Acters,

Second problem: too many people give a shot about what you do or look like

Shardikprime,

Well, what will you do if you had one shot, one opportunity?

Tolstoshev, in Asking the hard questions

Surely he’d wear one of the collapsible top hats instead?

https://i.imgur.com/6Z2e3v0.jpg

Stonewyvvern, in 30's wheel of pain

“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”

Is my morning mantra…

Raine_Wolf, in 30's wheel of pain

Bruh, I’m 21, and this is me… I might need help…

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Angling for a cabinet position
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Felons don’t have cabinets.

Ataraxia, in 30's wheel of pain

I know what fixed my issues but i enjoy carbs and not exercising too much… strict keto eliminated all ny inflammation and pain and exercise gave me the energy I needed and strengthened my joint muscles… problem is my SO makes amazing pizza and they put me on a beta blocker for my POTS and well… yeah, that killed my exercise drive.

H3wastooshort, in Angling for a cabinet position

ai faces

ElectroCutie,

Right, created with stablediffusion.

BackOnMyBS, in Wtf duolingo
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ThatWeirdGuy1001, in We are not the same
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Remember when goodwill started raising prices because non poor people started shopping there?

Maybe don’t ruin the few stores that poor people can already barely afford.

Voyajer,
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Is this blaming customers who can afford increased pricing at Goodwill or is it blaming Goodwill for milking their customers once they realized they could get away with it?

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It can be both. People don’t realize how much the way they spend their money has a lot to do with why things are the way they are nowadays.

The first time a company raised prices with a bullshit reason they should’ve gone bankrupt by lack of customers. But they didn’t because people have proven they’ll shell out money regardless of the price.

MaxHardwood,

It’s blaming people that go into thrift stores looking for items to immediately flip for profit online, depriving the community of needed material resources at an affordable price.

Endorkend, in Toyota Hilux is best lux
@Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

Doesn't matter to Toyota one bit.

Their initial sale isn't to the middle east or in any way driven by the middle eastern market and tends to be completely done on the merit of the vehicle.

The trucks in the middle east are almost all second hand to the level some people were horrified and surprised when the vehicle they sold in the US, still bearing their logos and name, showed up in videos of insurgents and straight up terrorists in the Middle East.

ShrimpsIsBugs,

You’re forgetting all the free advertising when your cars show up in the news all the time /s

Ilovethebomb,

That does help the resale value though, which has a knock on effect to sales.

db2, in Angling for a cabinet position
masquenox, in *actually PIJ 🤭

How convenient… every time Israel indiscriminately murders Palestinians, it’s just going to be blamed on Palestinians?

KISSmyOS,

It’s just fair since every time Hamas indiscriminately murders Israelis, it’s blamed on Israel.

masquenox,

So you admit this meme is simply straight up misinformation?

That’s strangely honest for a white supremacist.

KISSmyOS,

I admit this meme is misinformation, as are basically all memes about the conflict.
And your insult of me is transphobic and ableist, you bigot.

masquenox,

And your insult of me is transphobic and ableist, you bigot.

Not proud of being a white supremacist, eh? Now why do you imagine that would be?

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