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pineapplelover, in Birth of a truck driver

Bro wtf is happening here. What’s the context?

XTornado,

When a truck and it’s driver love each other very much, well then… this happens.

danc4498,

Sometimes the truck is just a slut.

CoderKat,

Woah, slut shaming is uncool. If trucks like having sex, that’s not a negative thing. Would you have said that if it was a Porsche?

Iron_Lynx,

Porsches are vain and shallow. At least a DAF or a Scania works for where she’s at.

nodsocket, in 30's wheel of pain

Don’t smoke kids

I_Miss_Daniel,
@I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social avatar

Deep fry them instead?

thorbot,

Yeah I grind up my kids and snort them, much more effective

genoxidedev1, in Oof ouch
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In psychological terms that is actually what we refer to as the "Dorcelessness Syndrome". I have studied psychology for multiple years now (Fun fact: I actually did my doctorate on this condition) and it is actually a really fascinating condition that, so far, I personally have only seen once in the field (Though a good handful of documented cases exist).

What was not mentioned in this post, is that this condition is not inherently "contagious" but should still be treated ASAP, as it will otherwise lead to other damaging conditions, the longer it stays untreated. If you find or know somebody, that is feeling dorceless or even just appears to be dorceless, get them to professionals immediately.

Prolonged dorcelessness leads to a loss of identity at best and interplanetary genocide at worst (so far), in all according documented cases.

sun_is_ra,

For anyone taking this comment seriously like I did, its just a joke. There is no such thing as dorcelessness syndrome .

leraje,
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Says the guy clearly suffering from dorcelessness syndrome.

Xatix, in Something unsettling!

Paradox Intercative

Lord_ToRA, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶
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In the second panel he’s yellow, magenta, and cyan. No green at all. Which is more accurate because color mixing for emitted light is different than reflected light.

mbp,
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To add to this, the green that you see is from the offset of primary colors creating the dark patch underneath. Since the magenta is nudged in the positive y direction and the blue is nudged in the negative y direction (and a slight positive x), we get a cool color mixing effect where the dark hues from his hair are present on his neck but it is without the magenta being mixed in. So all we get is the product of strong quantities blue and yellow which is green! Even more apparent due to the situational contrast.

AaronMaria,

He would also die if he was green.

samus12345,
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🎵I’m blue, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die…🎵

tilcica,

for those who dont know, additive color mixing is used for monitors, TVs cameras and the such that add different colors together to compose new colors (RGB spectrum). subtractive color mixing is used in our eyes, printers, hand written text, etc (CYMK spectrum)

Omega_Haxors, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

Nazi meme format. Do not glorify the fascist wife beater.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I guess? I always thought it was ironic.

But then I suppose that any publicity is good publicity.

Omega_Haxors,

Yeah awhile ago reddit had a big debate about if they should be using that meme format or not and they eventually agreed on no.

Those who still wanted to use the format agreed to switch over to a Calvin and Hobbes alternative.

monsterpiece42,

If we’re commiting to the bit, we should put “the other guy” instead of a name

Omega_Haxors,

This was during a time where that shit was like every 2nd post, that was hardly a piss in the river compared to what was going down.

zepheriths, in World attention

The real drowning is the Sudan civil war

craftyindividual,

The Darfur conflict was my first eye opener to major powers pissing around while genocide happened. In fact that conflict is still going on as recent as last year.

Tolstoy, in survival optional.
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On the other side, Germany has TÜV with a mandatory vehicle inspection every 2 years with some exceptions for new cars.

They check vital components for road safety and won’t allow the car to be on public roads when it’s not fixed within a month. And it’s not like your tires have no rest profile anymore, it’s like you have to change them when they’re at 1,6mm… recommended is to change at 4mms…

Some “Prüfer” are chill but sometimes you won’t pass because your winter tires you were drivimg for 5 years, are 0,3% bigger than the allowed ones in the registrationpapers… at least I heard.

Lev_Astov,
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Doesn’t Germany also enforce vehicle separation so people aren’t driving too close to each other on highways? That and passing on the left.

JayObey711,

Yeees. But some of the guidelines are confusing. So the basic rule is that you have to keep a “2-second distance”. This is the distance you vehicle would travel in two second without breaking. The Formular is 2x(v²/100). But at lower speeds its a completely different calculation. And when you are waaay faster you are supposed to leave half your speed in metres as a gap. Then there are separate rules for fog and long vehicles and multiple vehicles that drive in a row on one lane roads and all that.

There are also rules for the distance you should keep to the cars and especially bikes next to you and they are different depending on if you are in a “place” or outside of one :)

Flumsy,

That formular is wrong. The correct formular is (according to the official TÜV theory test questions):

2x(v/10)x3 (well technically they only calculate it for 1 second so I added the 2 infront).

That is, at the same time, slightly more than half your speed meters.

Your formula looks like the formular for the “Bremsweg” with a “2x” added infront but thats not how it works because time is not a variable there…

JayObey711,

Wait no. So I’m Shure I got the Formular wrong, but there is one that is specifically for the distance covered per second. And of course time is a cariable because how else would you define speed.

Flumsy,

Yeah, that formular “(v/10)x3” gives you the meters you travel in one second.

Your speedometer tells you how many km you travel per hour (km/h) and using that conversion you get the meters you travel per second (m/s).

Flumsy,

Is that not a thing in most countries? Tailgating cant be legal in most countries, right?

Whelks_chance,

MOT every year in the UK, similar stuff

Tolstoy,
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I know, but sorry we’re miles apart from each other. I’ve seen “street legal” cars in UK which will get you in jail in Germany xD Tbh I don’t mind those restrictions but some are way over the top here

tilcica,

we have this every year in slovenia. you have to pass a technical inspection then register your car

my mom’s car failed bexause her handbrake was 11% less efficient than new (limit being 10%). she had to get it replaced and then the car passed perfectly with 0 issues stated

i’d rather do this shit than have some jerk driving around with a car thats about to fall apart and maybe not have a working brake

pewpew, in Tough choice
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Poorly Made Cat Memes

balderdash9,

poorlymadecatmemes

ooklamok, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶
korewa, in 30's wheel of pain

I’m home sick today from migraine :(

BruceLee, in Self-inflicted

Did you paint that yourself ? I’m interesting in tips to paint on mugs.

bi_tux, in Breaking news lobster who escape death by boiling shares the details of the gruesome event.
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Dr. Zoidberg be like

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in 30's wheel of pain
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

Me in my 20s with chronic pain rolling on everything everyday 😁

Kerrigor, in Breaking news lobster who escape death by boiling shares the details of the gruesome event.
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Shrimp party!

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