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dill, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
@dill@lemmy.one avatar

So much good stuff in this image

  • wicker basket dude
  • defeated look of the lady checking out
  • man’s villenous smile
  • literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
  • seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store
DrM,

There are eggs and a bottle of water

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Let me introduce you to eastern Europe

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Please make a picture with red arrows 😜

helpImTrappedOnline,

That lady needs some meat. That dastardly villain won’t give her meat. for women without meat

Kecessa,

Lady checking out looks like my crazy ex 😐

N0body, in Something unsettling!

They must be protected from Admiral Zhao!

CrazM13,

You mean Zhao the Conquerer?! Zhao the Moon Slayer?!?! Zhao the INVINCIBLE!?!?!?

remer, in Breaking news lobster who escape death by boiling shares the details of the gruesome event.
@remer@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s a crayfish my dude

LostatSea, in When you also send a carrier group to make sure no other outside forces interfere with that process.

Flimsy?

www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-22278037

www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/7/8/uighurs-timeline

Get fucked by Winnie the Pooh.

Tankiedesantski,

Palestinians are under full blockade by the Zionist Entity and have their power cut off, yet they’re posting daily videos of Zionist attrocities.

Xinjiang has a huge land border with neighboring Muslim countries, no restrictions on the flow of goods, and Uyghurs can freely travel anywhere else in China and the world but we haven’t seen a single video of a Chinese attrocity over many years of alleged “genocide”.

Bassword,

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    Tankiedesantski,

    Xi used Stalin’s comically large spoon to generate a cell signal interference field over all of Xinjiang and Tibet.

    brain_in_a_box,

    Posts extremely flimsy sources and then throws in some racism to boot.

    Marketsupreme,

    Calling Xi Jin ping whinnie the pooh is not racist.

    brain_in_a_box,

    It absolutely is, no different to calling a black person an ape.

    Tankiedesantski,

    Comparing a Chinese person to a yellow animal isn’t racist! What’s next? Saying that comparing Obama to Curious George or Netanyahu to Splinter is racist?

    Political correctness gone mad I say!

    Marketsupreme,

    Nice sarcasm. We can have a conversation if you want.

    I was coming at it from the classic “squinty eyed caricature” that are typically associated with Chinese. Didn’t consider the yellow of whinnie the pooh so fair enough. But please continue being condescending.

    Tankiedesantski,

    I was coming at it from the classic “squinty eyed caricature” that are typically associated with Chinese. Didn’t consider the yellow of whinnie the pooh so fair enough.

    Exactly right my friend! Each race has exactly one (1) racist characteristic assigned to it. Xi-Pooh doesn’t have slanty eyes so not racist. Obama-Curious George wasn’t eating watermelon so not racist. Netanyahu-Splinter wasn’t holding a bag of gold so not racist.

    Marketsupreme,

    Jesus you’re a douche.

    Tankiedesantski,

    Yes, but at least I’m not a racist.

    Marketsupreme,

    Man even when i admit im wrong you’re still a cunt. I feel like I’m on reddit.

    Tankiedesantski,

    I feel like I’m on reddit.

    Pot calling the kettle black.

    (Kettle wasn’t eating fried chicken, therefore not racist).

    h3mlocke,

    Are you still whining?

    GBU_28,

    Don’t fall for this.

    knowyourmeme.com/…/xi-jinping-winnie-the-pooh-com…

    Obama isn’t a tiger.

    Xi just Streisand’ed himself

    Marketsupreme,

    See that’s what I always saw it as, him just Streissanding himself. He has the likeness of pooh and the “yellow skin” is an unfortunate side effect.

    UlyssesT,

    Nice sarcasm. We can have a conversation if you want.

    smuglord

    But please continue being condescending.

    projection

    siskourso, in Breaking news lobster who escape death by boiling shares the details of the gruesome event.
    @siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz avatar

    I believe that is a crawfish.

    craftyindividual,

    I thought it was one of the hardened 1960’s underworld duo, the Kray Twins.

    BleatingZombie,

    Akshually! I think it’s a crawdad. Maybe even a crayfish

    beckerist,

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    peopleproblems,

    Ol’ River Snipper

    GrammatonCleric, in Something unsettling!
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    When you mix motor oil and milk

    Czarb, in Perfect gift

    Camp Crystal Lake No Swimming Beware the Crocks

    AmidFuror, in Self-inflicted

    I was going to question if the correct ear is broken off, but the famous self-portrait was painted based on the artist's reflection.

    habanhero, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

    Do you really win if capitalism dictates when you should feel / cry?

    Console_Modder,
    @Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

    If I can be less productive at work and get paid to cry, then that’s a double win on the capitalists

    habanhero,

    But they get you to cry on their terms. How much is agency worth as a human being - more or less than the hourly wage?

    jaywalker,

    On their terms? The capitalists don’t want you to cry while you’re supposed to be working. Crying on their terms would be crying outside of work.

    habanhero,

    Yet capitalism is ingrained enough for you to think that’s the best option, instead of what you need / want it’s whatever that makes you the most money. So it’s a win for capitalism in the sense that you are the capitalist first, and human second.

    Starshader, in 30's wheel of pain

    That’s not normal dude.

    KnightontheSun,

    You are correct. It is for someone in their 50’s. My thirties were carefree physically. In my fifties, spin that wheel.

    Take care of your bodies, folks. Repairing any of this requires a ton more work (if it can be done) than just treating it right in the first place. Random injuries nonwithstanding.

    ovay, in Something unsettling!

    That thing over at the end stares into my soul

    balderdash9, in Something unsettling!

    look at that pus trib

    SaltyIceteaMaker, in Something unsettling!

    Ying and yang… Just not as smooth a transition

    craftyindividual, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

    Steven Crowder does not deserve a meme.

    Dumbkid,
    @Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I never realized the guy was famous, just figured it was some random guy

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Could just edit a dildo in place of his head, I’d be satisfied with that. If that’s off the table then I say we retire this version of the meme. Like you said, this shitbag doesn’t deserve to be a meme.

    spudwart,
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    Alternatively:

    https://i.imgflip.com/4bgak7.jpg

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Wish I had more upvotes to give. This is so perfect, I literally couldn’t have asked for better.

    PeriodicallyPedantic,

    True. My bad.

    I always considered it to be an ironic meme, but at some point any publicity is too much publicity.

    Jilanico, in World attention
    @Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

    …wikipedia.org/…/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts

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