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FlashZordon, in 30's wheel of pain
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Currently sitting here with neck pain because I accidentally fell asleep on the couch last night.

Relate to this a little too much.

CyberEgg,

I sleep better on the couch than in my bed because my mattress is too soft now.

Fleshtrap, in 30's wheel of pain

32 year old roughneck. I eat pain for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

BruceLee, in 30's wheel of pain

Come on! Guys? How have you be treating your body? Like you’re 30, don’t this arrive during the 20’s ?

photonic_sorcerer, in Great deal ngl
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am genuinely confused about how Hexbearians thought being dicks on the internet was going to change any hearts and/or minds

mounderfod,
@mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

They’re simply trolls

i_stole_ur_taco,

The Shittier 4chan™️

Zetta,

¯_(ツ)_/¯ I sort of look at them as amusement. It’s not like what they want will happen In our lifetimes (or ever probably). I don’t necessarily get why everyone hates them, just try looking at them as funny content lol

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You must not have seen the amount of genocide denial they do, or the amount of simping for dictators.

Dubious_Fart,

I genuinely don’t understand why the admins are dragging ass and not just defederating from them already. They provide nothing of value, just spam and harassment.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Because if memory serves both Lemmy.ml and Lemmygrad share some admins with each other

And with Lemmygrad and Hexbear loving each other: federation is going to stay a thing over here

One of the things I love about the instance I’m on is that we’re defederated from Hexbear, it’s pretty nice NGL

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because you’re on a tankie instance. Go to sopuli.xyz; the admin banned all extremists left and right so it’s smooth sailing.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Because it worked on them. At some point someone was a smug, obnoxious cunt to them online and they were like “Wow, thanks, I guess I’m a communist now!”

Franzia,

Me but with Vaush and he supports a more democratic and less genocidal version of communism.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Not-choring is fun ok
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Introverts who think doing nothing on an off day is fun:

“Am I a joke to you?”

BeyonderTheGreat,

Wait a sec, I am an introvert¡ That explains a lot.

spudwart,
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ieightpi, in 30's wheel of pain

In western countries (likely where the author of this comic is from), the biological age of people in their 30s is far more likely to be somewhere in their 20s. I doubt most 30 year olds feel as old as they joke about.

jackoneill, in 30's wheel of pain

It is for me

dill, in That's not a wand, Harry...
@dill@lemmy.one avatar

Anyone who read the books know what happened next?!??

helpImTrappedOnline,

Tell me you’re not a catholic boy without saying it.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

tias, in They aren't fooling around

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn’t find any soil.

aksdb,

They soiled themselves.

spiderjuzce, in They aren't fooling around

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Then you will just be assimilated

Maultasche,

Can I resist?

Damage, in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year’s from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

agressivelyPassive,

That’s because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They’re native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

crypticthree, in Perfect gift

They even float if they are thrown in a lake.

spauldo, in That's not a wand, Harry...

It’s just one letter away from “wang”…

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar
_cnt0,
@_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

It’s a classic: archive.ph/dRsjY

“Oh, move over,” Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry’s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

SolarNialamide,

Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Lmfao

dansity, in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

Opals are the superior stone and they actually look awsome. Transparent glass like stones are so boring. They are also much cheaper and not harvested with child labor.

MagicPterodactyl,

Opals are soft as hell. Not really a diamond replacement.

lud,

Why does harness matter? You are supposed to wear them, not cut or drill with them.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

An engagement ring is worn on your hand pretty much all the time. Opals are easily damaged, diamonds are exceptionally durable.

DmMacniel, in oof

in 1999 you had the ability to get into a music shop, load the cd and test listen to it. Or just go through the music charts. Or wish for a specific song on radio.

Also 1999 already had Napster, Morpheus and others.

SpaceNoodle,

Never saw a music shop with a communal CD player that allowed you to remove the CD shrink wrap.

grue,

Also 1999 already had Napster

Only half of it, apparently! I just looked it up to check, and it turns out it launched on June 1 of that year.

schmidtster,

You buy the CD because they had a charting single on radio, you’re than disappointed that the rest of the album is a different sound.

Not everyone had internet in the 90s-00s either mate……

Peaty,

Sugar Ray surprised many people by being a punk band that had a pop song or two.

teamevil,

I bought 3 Monster Magnet albums looking for Mean Machine

Enkers,

Then you keep listening to it anyways, and it slowly becomes one of your favourite albums of all time.

Kimjongtooill,

Chumba Wumba deep-cuts.

captainlezbian,

They do really grow on you

bobs_monkey,

They get up again

Polar,

We call that justifying your purchase. You forced yourself into liking it so you didn’t “waste” the money.

Enkers,

Haha, definitely a possibility!

I think there’s also an element of the hit tracks often being a bit more formulaic. There’s a big component of familiarity in music that makes it appealing, so people might not appreciate the more experimental tracks on an album until they’ve heard them a few times.

errer,

Did you miss the whole “you could test listen to the CD in the shop” part?

schmidtster,

Nope, not every place had the money to burn on a cd in a jukebox from every artist. Also standing there for 45 minutes to listen to the entire thing? Who actually does that?

Franconian_Nomad,

There were actual listening stations with headphones here in Germany at certain media chains. Some people spent whole afternoons in there.

But yeah, the opposite did exist. I remember, when I was a teenager friends got a dozen or more CDs for their birthday. Good old 1998.

TropicalDingdong,

Also standing there for 45 minutes to listen to the entire thing? Who actually does that?

Me. It was me. I was 14. I listened to the whole thing. I think the name of the store was “The Warehouse” and maybe another was called “Good Guys”? But yeah. Both. I’d take the bus to the mall and sit on that raggedy ass carpet that smelled like a movie theater floor and listened to the whole damn album. All of them actually (usually like 6-8 per station?) until the manager told me to leave. A couple times clerks would hook me up with burned demos.

But yeah. It was me.

schmidtster,

I guess as an escape, was thinking purely consumerism. My bad.

explodicle,

You’re not wrong, but there were definitely people who spent tons of time listening to music at the record store.

schmidtster,

I guess, I was thinking of strictly purchasing. Yeah some people do just go and hang out and chill instead.

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

God, I miss test listens. My favorite record store was very easy going in this, they’d happily let me stand there listening to most of the CD. The unspoken rule was that if you spend that much time listening, you’re going to buy it anyway.
One of the few shops where I always felt welcome.

Gurfaild,

In the 2000s, some electronics stores where I lived had “jukeboxes” with headphones and a barcode scanner, so you could listen to 30-second snippets of the songs on an album before buying it.

BruceTwarzen,

A lot of people still bought whole cd's because it had that one song from the radio on it.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m old enough to know the pencil trick to fix a cassette that got eaten by the stereo…

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I still keep a pencil in my car. I know there’s no cassette to play, but my car feels naked with a pencil rolling around the center console or in the little tray on the dash.

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I also learned how to do this as a child but I am probably a bit younger than you at 18yo.

Getawombatupya,

“Old or poor…”

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It was less that we were poor and more that my parents had a lot of music and radio dramas on different media. My father still has more than two hundred vinyl disks that he plays semiregularly and I have an old audio tape player/recorder sitting around in my bedroom although I don’t really use that one.

Getawombatupya,

Just having a joke, glad to hear people committed to the old media

CylustheVirus,

Kazaa, limewire. One - Metallica.mp3.exe as far as the eye can see.

DmMacniel,

That file was the best. I could have made a collection out of them xD

Getawombatupya,

Format C:, Reinstall XP

DmMacniel,

In 1999? Uuuuh.

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