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linearchaos, in Oh I love Trash
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I only use Twitter because my kids school refuses to stop using Twitter.

I’m only on Facebook long enough to catch up with older friends and family.

tkk13909,

Why TF is your kids school on Twitter?

linearchaos,
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It’s how they communicate that busses have been released. :/

tkk13909,

Is it too complicated for them to send out an MMS message?

linearchaos,
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Yeah, actually, that would be a pretty high bar. It puts the onus on them to maintain the list of people, to use an app that individually sends the message to everyone so you’re not giving everyone each other’s phone numbers.

I’d love to see them post it literally anywhere else but it is what it is.

camelbeard, (edited )

Or a website where they post stuff like that? Like the schools website? My son’s school has it’s own app where they post updates, photos, etc. Not a huge fan of another app, but at least it’s not public and I’m not forced to use Facebook or Twitter.

maltasoron,

You can follow Twitter accounts from Mastodon.

linearchaos,
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Interesting, every API tool I’ve looked at has been shut down. I’m on Mastodon and a perfectly willing to give it a shot. As long as the message gets to me within about three or four minutes it should be fine. How do you do this?

unreachable, in what if
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croaking kaboom

Siegfried, (edited ) in Hill to die on

For me it’s Alfredo Casero, and i will die on that hill

Link

EdibleFriend,
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How have I never heard of the first one.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in This is basically what drives the economy

They also borrowed the money from each other too, so each has a $25 card and a $25 debt. The debt will never be paid, and they’ll acrue interest with each other. They’ll all use the growing debt as a justification to cut social services.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Pilk

How do you delete someone else’s post?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in *clamp clamp*

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.

Gonzako, in You are what you eat, I feel like shit..

Well, if there’s a week to let yourself go it’s this one!

SharkEatingBreakfast, in Dating
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My sisters: “You’re way too picky when it comes to dating!”

Also them: — date dudes with so many personal issues that it ends up driving them up the wall and disrupting their lives with obsessive neediness and constant insecurity —

Me: lol ok.

My standards aren’t even that high. I just live in a shitty conservative town and don’t feel like traveling 1 hour+ just to see a human that might just be trying to hookup even though I clearly say that’s not at all what I’m interested in.

Just give me a stable dude who can communicate well, is secure in their sexuality, doesn’t have a criminal record, likes Stardew Valley, lizards, and is cool with stuffed animals, and I’ll give it a shot.

lolcatnip, in Well actually.

Military service

fernandu00, in Why yes I do agree we should mince orphans for fertiliser

Hey I finally understand the nuances of meaning of that expression… it’s dangerous, it’s ugly and it smells… Never quite understood the expression before looking at this picture. Thanks

voidMainVoid, in Plowing

My brain immediately started singing “Where are the plows? There ought to be plows”.

tdawg, in how'd I do

That’s not how you play uno smh

BonesOfTheMoon, in Plowing

Oshit

SloppySol, in how'd I do

You did amazing, great joke. Thank you for this.

Un4, in We must resist

Tried it on chat gpt 4, here what it thinks:

This image is a collage that alternates between photos of Chihuahuas and blueberry muffins. The arrangement is such that it plays on the visual similarities between the two, with the muffins and parts of the Chihuahuas (likely their faces) mimicking each other in color and texture. This creates a humorous effect, as it can be initially challenging to differentiate between the muffins and the dogs.

Starting from the top left corner and moving left to right, row by row:

  1. Blueberry muffin with spots resembling a dog’s eyes and nose.
  2. Face of a Chihuahua with a similar coloration to the muffin.
  3. Blueberry muffin resembling the face of a Chihuahua.
  4. Chihuahua face with a light fur color matching the muffin’s surface.
  5. Chihuahua face with dark eyes and nose similar to blueberry spots.
  6. Muffin with a pattern that resembles a Chihuahua’s facial features.
  7. Chihuahua with an expression and coloring that echoes the appearance of a muffin.
  8. Muffin with blueberries and coloring that looks like a Chihuahua’s face.
  9. Chihuahua with a facial expression and fur colors that mimic a muffin’s texture.
  10. Muffin with blueberries mimicking the eyes and nose of a Chihuahua.
  11. Chihuahua with features that resemble the spots on a muffin.
  12. Muffin resembling a Chihuahua’s face in color and texture.
  13. Close-up of a Chihuahua’s face with colors similar to a blueberry muffin.
  14. Muffin with a pattern of blueberries resembling a Chihuahua’s face.
  15. Chihuahua looking directly at the camera, with fur colors like a muffin.
  16. Two Chihuahuas close together, with their heads resembling muffin tops.
Un4,

Conclusion it sometimes gets fooled :)

letsgo,

It’s likely seen the image before. Try randomising the image, reversing some of them, altering the gamma, and adding some noise. See how it does then.

Un4,

It did make errors, also the training of it is old it’s unlikely that it seen the images

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