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Lucidlethargy, in me_irl

Yeah, the ones that do pay attention, though… They get fucking paid in tips at 2-3x what the vapid people give. Not that all attractive people are vapid, but yes, there’s an association…

OberonSwanson, in me_irl

Is that you, Bobby Hill?

Oiconomia,

That painting ain’t right

saltesc,

That would be Robert Hillebrand. I believe his father was King at the time.

LEONHART,

Fiend! The purse you clutch is my own! I know you not!

jimmydoreisalefty, in Complete Register and Find Your Dream Girlfriend

Don’t forget to report to mods if you think the post does not belong, similar to this where it is obvious.

snowraven,

I have never been more sad to waste 30 seconds of my life to a spam ad trying to understand it if it was a hidden meme :(

GissaMittJobb, in She is right !

I want to remember that loneliness is a major factor in dying earlier than people who are not lonely, so I would think she’s not right.

Viking_Hippie,

Mostly the kind of loneliness that comes from losing a loved one that you depended on, though, not just avoiding people on purpose.

Come to think of it, it’s only really loneliness if you WANT to be around people more. Otherwise it’s just based misanthropy 😁

Falafels,

Depends. Alone is not the same as lonely.

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jimmydoreisalefty, in me_irl

You need to flash a lil bit of the “Washingtons”…or the “Bens” if the first/second… don’t work, hahahaah.

kaffeebohne, in She is right !

Well social withdrawl is also supposed to be one of the biggest factors causing dementia so…

30p87, in Constant fear 😂

Luckily, I’m not a sick minded individual and need “god’s word” to know what is morally wrong, eg. shooting people.

Nakoichi, in Constant fear 😂
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

Should mark this NSFW what the fuck dude. Also this meme smells very reactionary, I don’t even want to know what the image on the right is.

Flyberius,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

It’s that nightclub in France from a few years back. And yeah, this meme is 4chan tier garbage.

Gradually_Adjusting, in Another Holodeck meme. Those poor, violated dinosaurs nuggies
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Please give me access to the holodeck. I am normal and can be trusted to live in a fully immersive AI generated world of my own design. 🥸

nevemsenki, in lots of homework....

Ah, the good old times when I had to find and commission someone with a CD burner to copy Red Alert for me…

dan1101,

I was a bit before that, my group of friends liberally shared 5 1/4" floppies with C64 games on them. I also remember a demo being passed around where someone (not one of my friends) managed to encode about 10 scratchy seconds of “Why can’t this be love?” by Van Halen onto a 360K floppy disk and it was amazing at the time.

nevemsenki,

As far as C64 goes, when I was young there were radio broadcasts with C64 games. You’d record them on tape and then put that in the comodore…

Valmond,

Yep. And it never worked 😅

nevemsenki,

Yup! But at least that tradition went on for a while. Just like a 3.5" disk failing… when your game was a single RAR file split over 15 of them.

Valmond,

Oh I remember bringing not one, not two but three pirated 5.25" disks home from the only other C64 person in the village! 3km in the cold on my crappy bicycle.

Coming home the cold had made them all making read errors aaargh but then they thawed up and all worked perfectly well, I remember one was a sort of platformer where you had to walk on the different ingredients of burgers to make them fall down an well … make burgers.

That was really a nice time to be alive.

FrickAndMortar,

Burger Time! That’s my teenage kid’s favorite stand-up arcade game, we still see them around once in a while!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BurgerTime

Valmond,

Ha ha yeah that’s the one, forgot about that little hard to use, pepper spray lool!

Quill0,
@Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net avatar

Damn. A friend asked me to recover his and his brother’s c64 floppy collection of like 200 disks. I got several including his porn collection

Omega_Haxors, in *monch*

Both taste like slave labour.

CassowaryTom, in The buzz around town

Slightly inaccurate but quite funny.

RangerAndTheCat,

Not if you’re allergic

phorq,

Or need crops pollinated for free.

Rascabin, in lots of homework....

How about walking home with a VHS tape and nothing to hide it with. The “movie”: Debbie does Dallas.

bestusername,
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Timing your family leaving the house so you could watch a “movie” in the loungeroom.

Kids today with their own portable devices in their bedrooms have no idea how risky it was for us.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

I believe this explains why a lot of us have developed tinitis. Experts point to headphones and loud music as the cause but I theorise that out of shear survival instinct we had to develop super sensitive hearing and the ability to separate the smooth sounds of a saxophone and moaning with the distant sound of a car door or car tires pulling into a gravel driveway

DuffmanOfTheCosmos,

There was a VHS passed around my high school, cleverly disguised with both the sleeve and sticker for the comedy classic “Airplane!” but was in fact Jenny McCarthys Playboy video. There’s enough in that previous sentence to sufficiently approximate my age haha

littlecolt, in oof

Someone explain this format to me, please. Why is one weird highlighted?

YourMomsTrashman,
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It feels like a result of someone reposting/screencapping and censoring the f-word, then a reposter trying to put it back

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