memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

DessertStorms, (edited ) in She is right !
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

She is right, with her actual statement

Confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

(ETA source that proves her right: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert)

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way (not saying it's OP, though if it is - 🤦‍♀️)

cabbagee,

Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar
DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

this you?

At least you tried 😂
(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

homicidalrobot,

Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

ilinamorato,

The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

ilinamorato,

Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

(what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar
ZzyzxRoad,

This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

CyberEgg, (edited ) in Letting Go

Computer techs and engineers be like: I’ll give up my career then, I guess.

Rubanski, in The size of a what

Is this Bob the Boulder?

DancingIsForbidden, in I had to check... it's day4 of stock memes
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

you can probably pocket the cucumber also. looks like it’ll fit

shit, now I’m hungry. gonna go root around in the pantry

Shayeta,

Did you find anything?

CarbonatedPastaSauce, in Lucky me?

I went through it twice, including the severe depression and periods of utter hopelessness. All I can say is, eventually the darkness lifts. Endure.

XpeeN, in lots of homework....

Only 612MB? That’s a waste of free 4.1GB in a nice DVD disk. Let me fill it up for you

majestictechie,

4.1GB in the 90’s? DVD’s didn’t come out until mid-late 90’s and weren’t that common. It would likely have been a 700mb CD which were much more common.

EherVielleicht,

🥇

olutukko,

Also the meme clearly says cd-rom :D

XpeeN,

I was sure the size of regular CDs were 512MB, which was the reason I said DVD.

AndrasKrigare,

It’s weird the meme explicitly says CD-ROM and you’re talking about DVDs, which are not CD-ROMs

XpeeN,

I was pointing DVD out because CDs had 512MB, which are less than 612MB, so that disk must be actually a DVD disk.

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Did you know that this information can be easily googled, and you don’t have to double down? A writable CD most typically contains between 650 and 700 MB of capacity.

Obonga, in Lucky me?

Now hear me out: Get yourself a dakimakura. With depression you will spend more time in bed than you like anyways and this way you alteast got something nice and plush to cuddle with in bed. It sounds bad but it feels good, believe me. If you feel like seeing people again but are embaressed you can always hide it in the closet. Or go with a neutral cover and say it helps sleeping on the side.

AlolanYoda,

I just hug the other pillow in my bed.

You know… The one my ex used to use.

(it’s been 5 months for me, I’ve long stopped associating the pillow to my ex, it really does just help me sleep)

mogul, (edited ) in Lucky me?

Been there but it was 1 week later. 4 years of severe depression (and still going) and I haven’t lost yet so I got that going for me.

hungryphrog, in *monch*

fuck ne*tle

themusicman,

Yeah those plants are prickly af /s

I_Clean_Here, in oof

You listen to it anyway and it grows on you.

dolle,

So much this! I don’t use Spotify, I buy all my music on Bandcamp. Sometimes I buy an album after just hearing the first song because I find it interesting, but then after a few more listens I realize that the album is not what I thought it was. However, I’m already committed because I paid for it, and it now sits at the top of my collection, so I continue to listen to it. Sometimes it turns out I find qualities in the music that I didn’t notice at the first listen, and I learn to like it. Sometimes not, and I ditch it.

This was also the way I discovered music before Spotify even existed, I just never changed my habits (I just used other services than Bandcamp back then). I think more people should try turning off the algorithmic entertainment faucet that is Spotify and try committing a bit more to the music that they listen to. Also, a lot more money goes to the artists this way, Spotify is basically stealing from the artists.

spiderman,

I buy all my music on Bandcamp.

How much have you spent on buying albums in Bandcamp? It must be a lot if Bandcamp is the your only choice for listening to music.

dolle,

I have 170 albums in my Bandcamp collection. I have a lot more on my mp3 collection which I have bought via other means. Each album is maybe $10 on average, so that is around $1700. I have used Bandcamp for around 8 years after 7digital closed their EU store and eMusic became trash. So that’s around $17 per month. Not a lot of money in my book, music means a lot to me!

spiderman,

Okay, that’s a large collection. I am more interested to buy vinyl these days but they are too expensive here.

callouscomic, in Dilema

Your first problem is giving a shit what anyone else thinks.

WindowsEnjoyer,

I don’t give a shit about your opinion!

callouscomic,

Good for you. I’m happy for you. That’s a good way to live.

Shardikprime,

What about two shits?

They’re could be a manure opportunity in here

Darken,
@Darken@reddthat.com avatar

According to this I can go naked in the streets

pinkdrunkenelephants,

In principle, in a free country, you should be able to. But you can’t, so it’s not actually free.

Rodeo,

How far does that freedom to do what you please extend? Am I not actually free because I can’t beat up people I disagree with? Personally I feel the freedom to disagree without the threat of violence is more important.

There is freedom to, and there is freedom from. Don’t undervalue freedom from.

blue_zephyr,

You’ve confused freedom with anarchy. By your logic you should be able to murder anyone you please or else it’s not a free country.

blue_zephyr,

You’ve confused freedom with anarchy. By your logic you should be able to murder anyone you please or else it’s not a free country.

Acters,

Second problem: too many people give a shot about what you do or look like

Shardikprime,

Well, what will you do if you had one shot, one opportunity?

XEAL, in The buzz around town

Cool. Just make it quick.

Viking_Hippie, in This is the advice I live by

Way ahead of you roughly 12000 times 💪

Dirk, in *monch*
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Chomps unite!

ViscloReader, in Hmm... what to say ?

Your free subscription regarding Google bed + has ended, please accept ads or consider subscribing to the service. The bed will be unusable after three nap without Google bed +

GFGJewbacca,

Shhhhh, don’t give them ideas.

roembol,

Don’t worry they’ll just discontinue it in a few years

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #