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ArugulaZ, in Which pill do you choose?
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Is cyanide an option?

SonicBlue03, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

No restarts. Blue pill.

Pika, in Which pill do you choose?

blue pill, my existing knowledge won’t help me cause I’m not in a position to actually change things. 10 million dollars though… I could invest that and call it a day

Secret300,

You could get bitcoin before it blew up and get richer

Pika,

It doesn’t say you go back I time, just become younger, but if that’s how it works I could do that route, and have an early start on everything.

Secret300, (edited )

Well it says “restart your life at 6 years of age” so it’s healthy implying you’re gonna go back in time

bassomitron, (edited )

You could do way more than just get Bitcoin. You could do shorts/puts on all types of market spikes/crashes and just normal investing in Apple, Google, Tesla, Amazon, etc etc. You could literally become a multi-multi billionaire.

That is, if going back to 6 years old also means that you’ll at least be 18 way before or by the time the mid-90s/early 2000s rolled around.

Secret300,

Well I wouldn’t. I’d be 18 in 2020

Metal_Zealot, in title
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

dude I LOVED Lollipop Chainsaw

son_named_bort, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

Where are the sandwiches?

_lilith, in Recursive authentication
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

People run into this for company MFA not realizing that their IT can enable new account setups. If it’s a personal account you already have a device setup so I hope you didn’t yeet it into the ocean or you really are screwed

hakunawazo, (edited ) in Stats

He didn’t dare talk to Razek about an average of one hand. Otherwise the medics would have been very busy.

Pika, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

I get the point of the meme, but can I just say I hate routers that give you a default password other than admin or password. Like I get the point of it is to prevent the device from being insecure when the user doesn’t put a password on it. However after a while the back of the router becomes basically unreadable and when you go online and search default admin password for x and their support page says that the password is different per router it’s a little ridiculous. It is a much better approach to just force the password to be changed when you do the initial setup that way you can forget the admin password and factory reset it and still be able to access it where with current day routers if you reset it and you don’t have that little piece of plastic on the back that says the admin password you’re more or less SOL

nikosan,

Where do you keep your router? Lol my oldest router is still clearly legible

Pika,

Mines behind our printer, it gets covered in dust and the adhesive on the sticker is starting to fail lol, thankfully it’s not one that does that though so I’m not too worried.

RIP_Cheems, in title
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

GIVE ME THAT, NOW, OR I WILL COMMIT ATROSITIES UPON MAN

NoSpiritAnimal, in Whoops
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly I wouldn’t be able to stay mad at Miles

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

OldWoodFrame,

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

ArcticAmphibian, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰

This is still a little fresh to make a joke like that. It’s a complex issue and nobody’s hands are clean.

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Dang, way to both sides genocide done by an apartheid state. Very centrist. Let the cooler heads prevail.

Aquilae,
@Aquilae@hexbear.net avatar

Ah yes a “complex” issue

Libs try not to both-sides a genocide challenge (impossible)

D61, (edited )

I don’t think its that complex. Group A gave permission for Group C to move into Group B’s place. Group C decided to get a bunch of Group N’s support to start the liquidation of Group B.

Decades of Group B, playing to the “Rules Based Order” crowd resulting in no end to the violence Group C was doing to Group B resulted in Group B being more and more okay with countering violence with armed resistance.

Here we are.

ArcticAmphibian,

You’re not wrong, but it’s not insane to say that Hamas is not an innocent group. That’s all I’m saying - it’s just as much a crime to ignore blatant terrorism.

DengistDonnieDarko,
@DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net avatar

all Palestinian violence against Israel is justified self defense shrug-outta-hecks

LavaPlanet, in Just gotta work it in somehow.

I like you, son!

BradPittIsGod, in Got any suggestions?

I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?

AlfredEinstein,

No shit!

quams69, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

Cuneiform! Oldest writing system known, I love it

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