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vivadanang, in PARACORD GANG GANG

550 cord is a lifesaver.

Banana, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

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  • rsl12,

    Shrimp fried rice–subject verb object

    Joejoebinkz1,
    TragicNotCute,
    @TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

    I love it more each time I watch.

    AHHHhhhhhh

    Banana,

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  • Saganastic,

    The joke is that the shrimp fried the rice, rather than the shrimp being in the fried rice. Because the dish is called "shrimp fried rice".

    rotopenguin,
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

    It’s the third man.

    gianmarco, in oof

    Couldn’t you just get it back to the store and get a refund?

    bjoern_tantau, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar
    PeriodicallyPedantic, in Hmm... what to say ?

    When you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.

    candyman337,

    Not to mention if you don’t wash your sheets often enough, the sinus issues

    PunnyName,

    That’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.

    PeriodicallyPedantic,

    Sure, and if I fall off a cliff, the ground at the bottom is just trying to help me stay out of the earth’s core 😏

    PunnyName,

    Ground isn’t soft. And ground has much more gravity than bed.

    OyenFuton,
    @OyenFuton@monyet.cc avatar

    That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

    My denial is probably acting up again

    Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

    Dirk, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    “Sweetie, I know EXACTLY what I’m doing.”

    evilgiraffe666, in We are not the same

    Why are you hating on poor people? Do you think punching down makes good comedy?

    jcdenton, in Stronger then Super Saiyan Goku
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    That’s not funny

    JudahBenHur,

    looking at your 5 comments on Lemmy

    its kind of amazing that you’re going out of your way to tell people that the USA and capatilism are the best

    obinice,
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe they’ve never been to the USA and think it’s amazing because they’ve only seen Hollywood movies?

    Shhhh, nobody tell him that Beverly Hills Cop didn’t happen

    WhiteHawk,

    Ok, but who asked?

    skulblaka,
    @skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

    It's a meme account. JC Denton is a character from Deus Ex, most of their comments are quotes from the character.

    JudahBenHur,

    ah

    jcdenton,
    @jcdenton@lemy.lol avatar

    Why dont you get a job?

    peeteer,

    Jesus Christ, Denton

    imgonnatrythis, in Real fake doors

    Fyi, this is level one training. In level three there is a shirtless guy with a shotgun that calls you homophobic derogatory names.

    Wage_slave,
    @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

    That’s Fred. He is actually a real super nice guy. Wen through training with him. He tried to have the homophobic content changed to just vulgar, but no dice. He’d have to transfer over to level two, and well, they are nice guys, but kinda the short bus crew of the whole operation.

    Tell him Dave from naked drunk guy crew four on level six says hello and his advice about the pills really did save my job and marriage.

    ArieTheFloof, in Real fake doors

    As someone who was once a JW, can confirm

    soullioness,
    @soullioness@lemmy.ca avatar

    The things they do now are way more crazy than when I left some years ago. They’re a very dangerous organization. They thoroughly manipulate you. Not to mention that they’re bleeding money from legal problems mostly related to systemic defence and concealment of a whole lot rape, mostly children.

    If anyone reading this is considering joining the JWs first look into these allegations. It’s a very real and serious problem.

    SomeBoyo,

    What made you leave?

    cubedsteaks,

    its a garbage religion that lets children die by refusing blood transfusions.

    CryptidBestiary, in But cat domesticated us

    I find it funny that besides intellect, us humans possess the greatest power, which is petting. Petting allows us to be friends with most animals that would otherwise kill us

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Pretty sure my cat would still kill me if he had the ability. He’ll be like “Give me pets. Scratch my belly. Now DIE!”

    Cysioland,
    @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    AFAIR it’s because the cat showing you their belly is not “scratch my belly” but rather “I’m not afraid of you so I show you my most fragile of bits”

    Mesophar,

    This for sure. Next time your cat shows you their belly, scratch the back of their head or pet their back like you normally would and see if they react better.

    Cysioland,
    @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    My cat actually loves belly rubs, but I remember that little tidbit with other cats.

    Mesophar,

    Some cats do like it! Depending on situation, mine do as well, but my roommates have a cat who will quickly flop over to show her belly if you pet her, but will act offended and give a warning bite if you try to pet her there

    CodeGameEat,

    Idk, i feel like control over food supply might be a bigger factor on these friendships :p

    angrystego,

    Food is a good reason. But I’m friends with several cats I don’t feed. Petting works!

    Globulart,

    Cats didn’t domesticate themselves by being fed directly by humans. But humans still brought the food because humans bring rats and mice with them, cats stuck around for the greater volume of prey.

    And the scritches, obviously.

    kamen,

    I don’t know about that… Try petting a bear.

    ComradeChairmanKGB, in That's not a wand, Harry...
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Dumbledore = catholic Gandalf

    DrPop, in I had to check... it's day4 of stock memes

    We ignore food theft in this household

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s barely theft at all

    Maiznieks, in Accurate.

    I’m not going to sit on a platform that has this low bar for dumb “memes” and world views with that high upvote number.

    ComradeChairmanKGB,
    @ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    OK goodbye 👋

    SuckMyWang, in Poverty never smelled so good

    It’s just a fun way of telling you you’re viewed as human garbage. They’re basically admitting that there are laws needed to stop them from paying you even less. Fucking disgusting.

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