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Candelestine, in Life is hard

The real trick is the only thing convincing everyone that life is supposed to be easy, is Hollywood, where every protag more or less wings it and somehow winds up with successful conflict resolution.

Without that being bludgeoned into your subconscious for your whole life, what possible evidence or reason could any person possibly have for thinking life is supposed to be easy?

I can only think of one person that actually put something on tv that tried to be real, that was Mr Rogers. He talked about things like divorce, losing a job, fighting with loved ones, etc. He alone acknowledged that life is hard, and actually prepared kids for it.

MotoAsh,

Because it is easy for rich people.

Candelestine,

Are you sure? Or are you just falling for the image they are trying to portray?

Money can make a lot of things easier, it’s true. But life is a motherfucking bitch that ain’t that simple. Making part of it easier makes other parts of it harder. Rich people do experience depression though, they do sometimes commit suicide. They’re still people. Foolish ones, even.

Dkarma,

You’re missing the true meaning of the word easy in this context. Easily as in won’t have to struggle for food, housing, clean water, luxuries, or anything really.

Being rich makes simply surviving irrelevant and assumed. When you don’t have to worry about any of the daily struggles life is by definition easy.

The rest is frankly just superfluous bullshit.

Candelestine,

If survival is your only goal, sure. But that’s sad as fuck, and an indication a person needs assistance of some sort. Nobody should only have to rely on themselves, we’d all end up no better than HAMAS.

areyouevenreal,

For lots of people even survival is difficult is the point

Candelestine,

That’s true. I shouldn’t speak down on that with the kinds of things going on in the world.

Holzkohlen,

Ah yes, I am poor and therefore I am as bad as terrorists. Thanks so much for opening my eyes. Guess I just buy a few houses and stop being poor then. Man, all this time and I didn’t even know I was the evil one.

Candelestine,

Don’t misunderstand me. Being poor and being a terrorist are not the same. However, being oppressed for long enough will make you hate your leaders enough to turn you into one.

I’m talking real oppression though, where you have no real control over anything.

Also, when I say “do what it takes to survive” I’m talking about robbery and murder. Not just picking up some extra work here and there.

DrRatso,

Idk about that attitude though, maybe I am lucky but I have been just a few steps above homelessness before and I still don’t consider life particularly hard, in fact for the most part I would call it fairly easy.

Candelestine,

Generally when someone tries to say life is or should be easy, they’re selling something.

What life really is, is just complicated. If it involves very many other people anyway. We can ignore that complication if we want, sometimes suffer consequences and even blame those consequences on other people if we want. That’s all very common. But that’s just us controlling our own perception.

We’re a very image-oriented animal, so we’re very easy to fool with how things might “seem”. It takes a fair bit of effort and/or training to overcome this natural temptation. Otherwise a person defaults to more animal instincts, which serve us no different than they do wild animals. Win some and lose some, more or less.

Our technology and lifestyle did not come from these instincts though. Everything we’ve built came from something much, much more complicated and challenging. Usually involving a lot of math, annoyingly.

Geek_King, in Given all the accurate predictions of the Simpsons and Futurama

A male witch is a warlock right? Perhaps he’s a reality warper, and isn’t predicting things like Trump becoming president, but rather he’s MAKING IT HAPPEN!!! BURN THE WARLOCK!

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

male witch is a warlock right

Depends on your source. I’m sure there’s some context on which that’s true.

If we’re talking the transphobic author’s world, a male witch is a wizard. Warlock, there, is a title kinda like “knight”.

In D&D a warlock is a person who gets magic by forming a pact with an otherworldly patron, like a devil or fey. A witch has meant different things at different times, but probably most strongly conjured images of an old-looking hag brewing potions with a familiar.

According to IRL wiccan lore a warlock is an evil male practiser of witchcraft, while a witch can be male or female.

Other contexts will have other explanations, I’m sure.

Geek_King,

I appreciate the information, it really sheds light on the nuance of those words.

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Witch here. Nailed it.

Synthead, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

Average YouTube anti adblock supporter

Siegfried, in Tough choice

Freaking ka*ans

homoludens, in Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Now I cry on company time

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,

that was a poem from a simpler time.

Boss makes a dollar, we don’t make jack,

that’s why we fight to take the means back!

TexMexBazooka,

Boss makes a million, I make a buck That’s why we steal the catalytic converter off the company truck

sagrotan, in Definetly.
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Sooo … How did they do it? Not with ramps. Not with triangular cranes. Not with aliens, so much is for sure, but how? Tell me.

jandar_fett,

Wet sand, along with pulleys and lots and lots of man power, and using the Nile to float stones from upstream to the building site. More complicated than that, but yeah.

lorty,
@lorty@lemmy.ml avatar

Why couldn’t it have been ramps?

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

They actually don’t really know how they did it, there are the voices that say ramps would’ve been so enormous that they wouldn’t have been practical in a realistic sense: www.cheops-pyramide.ch/…/pyramid-theories.htmlThere are supporters of the lever theory, even several different methods depending on the progress of the construction: en.wikipedia.org/…/Egyptian_pyramid_construction_…But as I understand it as a complete layman ( my only qualification would be that my ex girlfriend was an egyptoligist) that the more they examine it, the more voices raise against a solely ramp method. The old egyptian were highly pragmatic & efficient, so I’ve heard, and the stones were gigantic, sand ramps are at least partly unpredictable & sand is not the stiffest construction material - sooo, I don’t really know & as far as I know, science doesn’t either, at least no exhaustive answer. So far

shasta,

3D printer

kamen, in The old dilemma

Relatable. What I kinda hate about it as well is that I can’t use my own PC for work, but at least this time around I have a decent work laptop - and I can still use my own peripherals.

Gorroth,
@Gorroth@lemmy.world avatar

I never understood why someone would want this. I would never want to use my personal pc for work. They give me a device, install everything for me and I just work with it while not having to deal with anything. I see that like a company’s car. You drive it and don’t have to deal with it in any other way. Isn’t that great?

SmoothIsFast,

The point is more relevant when your work hardware is trash. My work machine has 16gb of ram and a quad core, my personal pc is a 12core, with 64gb of ram. If I could get at least 32gb of ram at work, I’d mind less, but it’s a pain in the ass with my current setup.

kamen,

This, plus the fact that if it’s a laptop and you put a bit more load on it, it can get loud, whereas a desktop PC can be pretty quiet and performant at the same time; a work desktop might be better in some regards if they let me build it myself, but it’s usually just an OEM machine that’s might not be assembled with low noise in mind; on top of that I don’t want to have two cases right next to each other.

Gorroth,
@Gorroth@lemmy.world avatar

So you work from home, right? May I ask what you do for a living? Just curious

Btw I asked my company for a MacBook Pro as work device. It’s absolutely silent, because it’s fan free and hooked up to my 49“ ultrawide monitor. But as I said in another comment I only use the device to connect remotely to other devices, so I don’t need much power locally.

kamen, (edited )

I’m a software developer. Previous times I’ve had instances where for one reason or another I’ve had to work on pretty terrible machines; needless to say that at one point this gets on my nerves and I just can’t work as well. Right now I have a pretty recent Dell Precision with 12th gen Core i7 and that CPU is surprisingly good for a model with just two P-cores; still, it’s nowhere near the 5900X I have in my desktop. On my previous job I had a laptop with I think 10th gen i7 that was generally good, but from time to time it would decide that it would just throttle down to like 800 MHz and stay there for no particular reason (temps were fine and everything).

Still, I get that being able to work on your own hardware is rather an exclusion (unless you’re a freelancer).

Gorroth,
@Gorroth@lemmy.world avatar

Ah okay, then it makes sense to have a bit more power locally. I absolutely get what you mean. I worked in onsite IT support the first 10 years of my career and in the beginning I had an absolutely crappy hp notebook with some dualcore processor and like 500MB RAM (don’t remember the reals specs, but it felt like that). There has to be a minimum device requirements to be able to work without getting stressed by your device :D Yes it’s an exclusion and most of the time I think it’s good as it is. I also worked in an IT department of another big company and you can’t imaging what user are able to do. I - and pretty everyone who did this kind of job - could easily write a book about how dumb users can be. So it’s the easiest way just to tell people what devices to use, installing them with some MDM Software and keeping their rights as locked up as possible. I get nightmares only thinking about letting some of these guys use their personal devices in company’s network :D

NaoPb,

What kind of work do you do, if I may ask?

Gorroth,
@Gorroth@lemmy.world avatar

Good question. I work in IT and most things I do take place on server or more like datacenter hardware remotely. So my work device itself doesn’t need that much power. But I totally get that there are jobs that need powerful devices, as I remember from the days I worked onsite for many different customers. I am just curious

NaoPb,

I get that too. I am curious too.

Eczpurt, in Tough choice

Here I am thinking it was our job to save the bees when Applebee’s is out here actively working against us

OwlPaste, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Why no one is talking about the 🍍?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That is not coming out

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t threaten them with a good time

FreshLight, in Tough choice
TheGiantKorean, in Birth of a truck driver
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

So trucks are like kangaroos. The truck gives birth to the truck driver, then the truck driver climbs back inside the truck and rides around in it.

XpeeN, in lots of homework....

Only 612MB? That’s a waste of free 4.1GB in a nice DVD disk. Let me fill it up for you

majestictechie,

4.1GB in the 90’s? DVD’s didn’t come out until mid-late 90’s and weren’t that common. It would likely have been a 700mb CD which were much more common.

EherVielleicht,

🥇

olutukko,

Also the meme clearly says cd-rom :D

XpeeN,

I was sure the size of regular CDs were 512MB, which was the reason I said DVD.

AndrasKrigare,

It’s weird the meme explicitly says CD-ROM and you’re talking about DVDs, which are not CD-ROMs

XpeeN,

I was pointing DVD out because CDs had 512MB, which are less than 612MB, so that disk must be actually a DVD disk.

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Did you know that this information can be easily googled, and you don’t have to double down? A writable CD most typically contains between 650 and 700 MB of capacity.

Vej, in PARACORD GANG GANG

Quick thing. I am an avid hiker. I know a lot of knots. If there is one knot I had to tell someone to go learn it’s the “Trucker’s Hitch.”

CosmicTurtle,

How the hell are you going to make that statement and not even provide a link?!

Vej,

What you linked will work as a truckers hitch, but that’s not a trucker’s hitch.

www.netknots.com/rope_knots/truckers-hitch

deus,

How come there are two links in this thread and none of them are this one?

milicent_bystandr,

I should have checked yours before I also posted!

Incidentally, that put me off learning the trucker’s hitch until completely unconnected a friend showed me the hitch very simply. Now it’s one of my favourite.

::: spoiler I also assumed until half way through the song… That it was going to be a sappy love song about how he doesn’t know how to ‘tie the knot’ ::: …I was glad to find myself wrong.

milicent_bystandr,

Like this link?

I_am_10_squirrels,

What makes the trucker’s hitch particularly useful?

Vej,

It’s a slip knot that you can use like a ratchet strap.

Blackmist, in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

Apparently he wasn’t actually drunk during those out-takes.

He’d been filming something else the day before, it overran and they filmed until almost dawn. So he had some sleeping pills so he’d be refreshed before filming the adverts.

Unfortunately, and probably not unrelated to the sheer size of the man, they kicked in just as he was scheduled to start filming.

So that’s what you see. A man fucked up on barbiturates.

backhdlp, in oof
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No wonder piracy was so popular

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

In the pre-Internet early 90s, CDs were $15-25 (with inflation, about $40 now)…. And for a lot of music, you had no way of hearing it first. Shoplifting was popular.

7u5k3n,

Man came here to say this… Hell I was in a class action lawsuit in the early 2000s because of CD pricing. billboard.com/…/cd-price-fixing-suit-settled-for-…

Shit was super expensive back in the day.

But as weird Al says… How else is he going to get a diamond encrusted swimming pool?

SternburgExport,

At least later on a lot of shops had these listening stations.

ThirdWorldOrder,

That’s why I always wore my umbro shorts with the inner liner before I went to Walmart

noobdoomguy8658,

1999 piracy mostly consisted of paying for a pirated copy that someone decided to make profit off; most likely, they weren’t the person to make the (first!) copy, and they’re not even sure what’s on the thing they were selling you. It was mostly bootlegging.

Confuzzeled,

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I’d say good times but it’s so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Selmafudd,

My memory is a little fuzzy with dates but I’m pretty sure Napster was going full steam by '99 but even before that we used to trade mp3 files on mIRC or ICQ+CuteFTP, I had hundreds of albums I never paid for which I am still amazed I managed to do over a shared 56k connection

Getawombatupya,

Like buying a game CD and a warez copy bypass and the crew doing an ASCII art walk through, bought for $5 from a classmate

Or shareware floppy disks with copyright bypass

kratoz29,
@kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

For real… I never had this problem before… Currently I’m a proud Spotify user.

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