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x4740N, in Oh no…
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Didn’t know you could rip a fart so powerful it rips apart space time

Flaky_Fish69,
@Flaky_Fish69@kbin.social avatar

Well... you haven't met Kyle. When he lets one rip... everybody in the room teleports outta there. dude should ask his doctor about lactose intolerance...

Sprite, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty
@Sprite@lemmy.ml avatar

I need a 6 hour shift. 8 hours is useless. I’m not even efficient for the 8 hours. Any time above 6 hours is just power tripping, because the employees don’t even work through it, it’s just the employer demanding you are at work for that much. If I recall correctly, studies clearly show people are far more efficient with less week work hours. I have so many coworkers who stay at work longer, but they absolutely do not work. They go around chatting, playing guitar, foosball and generally fuck around. I hate the culture where being at work is valued so much more than working.

Thordros,
@Thordros@hexbear.net avatar

I’d be fine with four to six hours a day of work. As long as I get to take a nap in the middle. And leave when the real work is done.

ModsAreCopsACAB, in The old dilemma

What a shit meme format.

flashgnash, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone

Please don’t give them any ideas lol

thorbot, in The old dilemma

Adult(me): lots of free time, good PC

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Job? 0.0

Sprite,
@Sprite@lemmy.ml avatar

I highly recommend getting jobs adjacent to social media with full time contract. Sometimes it’s insanely busy, much more than a person can handle, but if you can manage the stress, there’s many slow days where you can just play games.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe a software engineer.

Omgarm, in Not-choring is fun ok

You need 1 day to revive from work. This is why a 3 day workweek is good.

Tb0n3,

And here I am working 60 hours a week with one day off. On the plus side I’m making 90k+ per year.

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Gonna join the skeleton war before any of us

MarmaladeMermaid,

Same, unfortunately I live in an area where 80k is considered “low income” so at $90k I’m just doing “ok.”

MrVilliam,

That’s how it is here in northern VA.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Beats the 45k I’ll make with the same hours. Not trying to out poor you, just commiserating. Shits wack yo

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

90k salary but need to retire at the age of 45.

Tb0n3,

Lots of old truck drivers around.

Mog_fanatic,

one day to recoup from no sleep and working nonstop everyday. One day to do all the chores and errands you didn’t have time for during the work week. Then time to finally… do it all over again yay!

rockerface, in Oh no…

It’s fractured… but whole

PeWu,

We need the stick of truth!

faintbeep, in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble

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    Yes

    Subject6051, in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble

    As an Indian, I would like to congratulate everyone here, you tax returns are here, but there is a spelling mistake in your name and it would take $5000 to correct it, please call 1800420SCAM to get your refund.

    bad jokes aside, these are the scum of the country and I am sorry for this shit.

    Empricorn,

    If we’re apologizing for national issues that aren’t our fault, I’d like to say sorry for mass-shootings, exploiting poor people and the widening wealth-gap, and (worst of all) obnoxiously loud Americans abroad!

    Getallen,

    As a dutchie, i’d like to be sorry for not stopping slavery earlier, the NSB, and Auschwitz!

    LambChop, in Well deary, I wouldn't want to get in any trouble

    I get unexplainable joy watching scammers get scammed on YouTube.

    My favourite scam scammer is kitboga.

    MrGerrit,

    Kitboga’s work is just epic. With all the programs he develops, sound effects, other people to help him, etc he uses it’s just like a modern day version of a radio hear play.

    It isn’t just entertainment, it’s art.

    YourFavouriteNPC,

    lol, I literally read the title in his “old woman voice” 😂

    bigboopballs, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

    there is no alternative 👏

    trailing9,

    Start creating it

    Wage_slave, in The old dilemma
    @Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

    Adult with free time and a good PC: I AM THE FUCKING KRAKKEN PREPARE THESE PIPES FOR C.O.D AND HD PORN

    I’ve never felt so imaginary jacked in my life. Like, multi jacked if you think about it. And I’m really Goro from Mortal Mombat, so that helps the jacked multiplier…

    tryptaminev,

    I can’t play fast paced shooters anymore. The kids these days are too jacked up on caffeine and trickshot you while jumping around like they are a clown on meth.

    sheogorath,

    Use your experience to dominate them tactically. I found it when playing high TTK shooters like Overwatch 2 I can still hold my own against them young’uns.

    thorbot,

    If you really want to experience the HD porn, get a Valve Index and Virt-a-Mate. You’ll never leave your room.

    MargotRobbie, in How many do you need?! *sobs*

    I thought they are called “throw pillows” because you’re suppose to throw them at your family and friends when they annoy you and you are too lazy to get off the couch.

    Am I not doing it right?

    TwinTusks,

    Beautiful

    But in Chinese, these are call “hug pillows”.

    Magnetar,

    Cute.

    dontcarebear, in Need to make more money 😩
    @dontcarebear@lemmy.world avatar

    Greed is like a mental illness, and only an ill society rewards it.

    Globulart,

    Thinking you need more money does not mean you’re greedy though.

    dontcarebear,
    @dontcarebear@lemmy.world avatar

    True, but do you see anyone rewarding the character in this comic/meme? Nope. That’s because he isn’t greedy, he is just anxious.

    When a billionaire wants more, or a corporation, THAT is a display of greed. Which is rewarded.

    Should’ve wrote my first comment more clearly as it does come off like an okboomer criticism of anyone needing more money

    Mostly_Gristle,

    For real. I have a lot of problems right now, and there’s not a single one of those problems that can’t be solved with an adequate amount of money.

    I, like I think a lot of people, fantasize about winning the lottery not because I’m desperate to live in a mansion or to have a $500k sports car in my driveway, but because I dream of watching all my problems absolutely evaporate before my eyes.

    trailing9,

    Find the other people who don’t want to have problems and solve your problems together.

    irmoz,

    Easy to say

    trailing9,

    In theory it’s one lemmy submission away

    SolarNialamide,

    I have a disability and I’m a student so I have zero physical or mental energy to have a job next to my almost full time study. I used to just be broke all the time. I found out there’s a city government fund for people exactly like me, and it honestly so fucking crazy what that extra 300 euros a month does. It’s not just that I can afford necessities and something fun once in a while but it gives so much peace of mind. One of my cats was sick a few months ago and I could just take her to the vet and have her blood work done without having to stress about it.

    Azzu,

    What are some of these problems, if I may ask?

    NaoPb,

    Probably things like living paycheck to paycheck. Needing a new washing machine or some other device but not being able to afford that yet. Not being able to have your car repaired or buy a car so you have to use public transport and walk long distances to get to your work.

    I mean that’s what I imagine. A little money would make those problems go away. But when your paycheck only covers your rent, bills and food, you never get to save up for things.

    Azzu,

    I mean I can imagine those things as well :) But I was still interested in the specific person and not some abstract possibilities :)

    NaoPb,

    Ah, I get it. Don’t mind me then, I’m someone else.

    Azzu,

    Hello someone else, I’m Azzu

    NaoPb,

    Hi hungry, I’m dad. Hehe.

    Azzu,

    You’re right, I could really go for an evil toast right now

    NaoPb,

    Thank you for your humor. I appreciate it in these dark times. I hope you are doing well and your mouth is filled toast.

    Azzu,

    How are the times dark?

    HubertManne,
    @HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

    xactly. Any other problems are usually self made or if not then the money still can ameliorate them greatly. Like being crippled. Better to have a nice house, someone to come clean, with stair lift and such than to be on the streets with a tiny tim crutch.

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  • PeWu,

    Yeah, and having stuff to eat is amazing too

    kautau,

    And being able to entertain yourself sometimes so you aren’t just thinking about how you need a roof over your head or something to eat, that’s neat

    irmoz,

    That’s not greed.

    100_kg_90_de_belin, in Good morning I choose thoughts you've never had before.

    Being broke is their kink

    Agent641,

    The U.S. govt is their fin-dom

    phorq,

    He prefers the name “Uncle Sam”…

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