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jasondj, in Which pill do you choose?

Do I go back in time to when I was 6, or do I remain in the current timeline, but 6 years old?

I’d imagine with all my memories and knowledge and basically being an adult, I’d probably have…desires…that vastly exceed my age. So that’d be pretty awkward.

In the current timeline would be interesting. I’d have to get a remote job that doesn’t need me on video, but assuming my paperwork still says my original birth year, I could probably keep on renewing my license for several years and at least have a valid adult ID. Even if I can’t drive or buy my own weed/booze, I could still maintain employment at least until I have an adult body. I’m assuming the sorcerer also gave me an identity that matched my new body, so I could probably coast through college at some point

But the weirdest thing would be being able to be both my kids peer and their parent.

shasta,

Welcome to Dragonball GT

DeaDvey, in I was able to learn React though

I did this, then it too so long that it broke. Still hasn’t been pulled.

JoeTheSane, in Wrong explanations only

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

cheese_greater, in Obedience of cats

iScreen!

LaunchesKayaks, in Wrong explanations only
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Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

Siegfried, in Wrong explanations only

Worms being converted to Christianity

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

“They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us.”

joranvar,

You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.

psud, in Which pill do you choose?

These “would you rather” memes are mind poison when both sides are impossible fantasies

WaxedWookie,

Why?

I think they can be useful thought exercises to tease out people’s priorities and values.

psud,

I’ll grant they’re fun

lazylion_ca,

They are a way to get to know each other.

Trollivier, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill. Restarting with all my knowledge, I might end up not meeting my soulmate and not having my kid, because of randomness. I can’t have that.

Rowan,

My exact thoughts. Give me this choice at 19 or 20, sure I’ll restart. Now though, the money would just be nice to provide security to the most valuable thing - my girls.

CyberEgg,

Any point in time before my body broke down and a chance to not get through the troubles I had in my twenties? The ability to build neuronal structures like a child instead of learning anew profession in my thirties? Hell, I’m not gonna say no to that.

c0mbatbag3l,
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Exactly, if you make changes to things you wish you’d done differently, you could drastically alter your life enough to where you’d be in unknown territory rather quickly.

Sure you’d still have the “dump savings into Bitcoin, sell in September 2020” thing that would make you richer than the blue pill ever could, but the mistakes we make are the biggest reason to relive the past and once you alter those you’d quicky change the course of your life.

flambonkscious, in It's all going down the tubes but their boats keep getting bigger.

I agree with grumpy shrek pirate

Interesting_Test_814, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue pill, redoing school and all for years before getting any further in your life would be way too boring

Kiosade,

Maybe that’s the secret behind those kids that graduate college at 13 or whatever. They’re playing life on (partial) New Game + mode.

jasondj,

It’s like loading a save file from a couple months before you beat the game.

BunEnjoyer,

Right?! Worst years of our lives are spent waiting in glorified daycare till we are 18.

lseif, in Wrong explanations only

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

ShaggySnacks, in Which pill do you choose?

Fuck binary choices. I’m taking both. Radical free will baby!

psud,

Taking them in the best order will be hard since the blue pill or its 10M would be left in the old timeline - or if there’s only one timeline, left in the lost future

You could take the blue pill and live it up for however long, try not to die suddenly, then take the red pill. That sounds risky to me

wuphysics87, in Wrong explanations only

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

ClockNimble, in Which pill do you choose?

Red.

tuto193, in Wrong explanations only

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

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