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Melatonin, in just a b....

To be fair though, Scorpios are bitches. I mean, they’re no Aries, but the shoe fits.

KaraKom, in You shall not pass!

And then there’s minecraft, where you can break them with your bare hands

programmer_belch,
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And there’s factorio where you can build a tank that makes them crumble like dried leaves

AngryCommieKender,

Spidertron conga line goes NUKE

programmer_belch,
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Love filling my Spidertron with nukes and sending them to do a Hiroshima on those biters., a bit costly though

Etterra,

Well I mean if course you can. You can (disregarding nested shulker boxes) lug around around up to 2,368 cubic meters of fucking basalt. That weighs over 3600 metric (over 4,000 freedom units) tons.

ComicalMayhem,

You can carry the same amount of solid gold blocks

Electric_Druid, in don't know, don't care

I’m an atheist and this is ultra-cringe.

NegativeLookBehind, (edited ) in You shall not pass!
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Volleyball net on the beach on GTA 5.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in just a b....

I didn’t believe in astrology until!

I read that as we leave the age of Piscean Age of hookey bullshit and then enter the age of aquarius hookey woowoo bullishit that humans are leaving a time of Christ and entering a time of

Proponents of medieval astrology suggest that the Pisces world where religion is the opiate of the masses will be replaced in the Aquarian Age by a world ruled by secretive, power-hungry elites seeking absolute power over others; that knowledge in the Aquarian Age will only be valued for its ability to win wars; that knowledge and science will be abused, not industry and trade; and that the Aquarian Age will be a Dark Age in which religion is considered offensive.

… and that for a moment made me go … huh.

paddirn,

I’ve read that astrology is actually an accurate predictor of personality, provided the person believes in it. It becomes a sort of self-fulfilling prophecy where the person that believes in it assumes the traits that they’re told they’re supposed to have. Many of the traits given for each sign are so universal that everybody probably exhibits some amount of all of them at some point in their lives. Believing in astrology though probably causes people to focus on those aspects more because they’re molding their personality to fit what they’ve read.

I imagine people predicting stuff about different Ages are just molding their worldview to fit whatever they’ve read, that theory definitely has a pro-religious bias. Winning wars was valued long before the time of Christ and it’s atheists that are considered offensive, not religions.

TheAnonymouseJoker, in I don't care that Goku and Frieza have been powering up for the last two weeks; you're not changing it on me
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I have done this against my entire family wanting to not let me watch DBZ on Toonami, for their own bullshit, despite me only getting to watch like 1 hour of TV.

Lime66, in Me now that the new lemmy clients can replace my reddit addiction

What app is that on the left

Chadsalot, in That's some good shit

Here you go bro

MTLion3, in You shall not pass!

Tbf, military grade just means the minimum viable quality for military gear to work. It isn’t super strong or quality material. It’s a buzz word that sounds good but is actually quite shit lol

negativenull,

When reporters asked (Alan) Shepard what he thought about as he sat atop the Redstone rocket, waiting for liftoff, he had replied, ‘The fact that every part of this ship was built by the lowest bidder.’

MTLion3,

A-fuckin’-men. I’d be thinking about that too 🤣 It’s a disgusting way to build sensitive, high stress tools and tech.

Enigma,

There was a war movie and in one scene they were handing out gear to the troops and one guy was like “Is there anything good?” or something along those lines and someone responded “It’s from the Army, NOPE!” And to this day whenever I think about it I chuckle a bit.

MTLion3,
Pulptastic,

MIL specs for steels are very particular in some regards. There’s a reason armor plate is used far beyond the original application.

sederx, in A huge piece of shit 💩

What a poor trolling effort.

sharkfucker420,
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Yes “trolling”, no one could ever criticize Israel in this conflict, or something

TimeSquirrel, in You shall not pass!
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tree.physics.enabled = false;

"I am an invincible god now."

irmoz,

No physics means no collision

LetterboxPancake, in just a b....

On top of that, she’s an idiot

0Xero0, in survival optional.
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Vietnamese: Traffic Safety? What’s that?

teuniac_,
lowleveldata, in just a b....

Would it be better if they say “Sorry I’m just a bitch”?

VikingHippie,

Yeah. While still not good, at least toxic self-deprecation/self-critical fatalism is more sympathetic than complete abdication of responsibility 🤷

danc4498,

Nah, there’s no self deprecation in that. It’s more like they’re just rationalizing their shitty behavior ahead of time by pretending they have a characteristic that’s entirely out of their control.

“Sorry I’m just [choosing to be] a bitch” is more accurate.

VikingHippie,

I’m with you most of the way (hence why I used words like “not good” and “toxic”), but who said anything about ahead of time?

EherVielleicht,

More realistic.

HikingVet,

Worked with a couple people over the years who straight out said they are hard to deal with. Had much less problems with them than those who said “they could work with anyone”

LetterboxPancake,

“Look, I’m not good with people, especially when I find them annoying. So if you think I’m a bitch it’s just because I don’t like you 💖”

MonkderZweite, in I have several questions, actually

I’ve seen this here in the male version a few days ago?

Franzia,

Yo link?

MonkderZweite,

Don’t know where, sorry.

lefaucet,

I’m sure someone knows… this is where Lemmy is truly put to the test against red it

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