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CaptainBlagbird, in Wrong explanations only
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How prangent is formed.

Daft_ish, (edited ) in Wrong explanations only

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

Souroak, in Which pill do you choose?

Could you imagine the psychological damage of having your adult mind shoved back into your 6 year old self? You’d be unable to relate to or even tolerate any of your peers, so say goodbye to any childhood friendships. You’d be unstimulated by the mountain of busy work in school and frustrated by all the topics you’d have to relearn. I personally would go through all of the procrastination troubles again. There are plenty of traumatic events that you would not be able to prevent or even affect. Nevermind that you are still carrying that trauma with you, you’re just trying to not re-live it. Develop any chronic illnesses? Maybe you can get treated quicker but you still have to watch your health decline. It’ll be a decade before you have any kind of autonomy to do any stocks or Bitcoin type stuff, unless you want to become some prophetic wünderkind. As far as I’m aware, mt gox was one of the only reliable places to get Bitcoin, until it wasn’t. I don’t know the day that it fell apart off the top of my head.

I never understand why anyone would choose the “do it all over again” scenarios.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

I never understand why anyone would choose the “do it all over again” scenarios.

The consensus seems to be for money, power, or pleasure.

mumblerfish, in I was able to learn React though

It is a bit sad that reviewing takes a long time. I have had the same thing for a project, someone on the team pings someone to do a review, 2 years later you get a review saying you should rebase because the PR is too old. I get why; it takes people and time to review. It is sad though.

Feirdro, in It's all going down the tubes but their boats keep getting bigger.

B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

flambonkscious,

Classic! I love a freshly polished boot…

darthsid, in Wrong explanations only

How to pick up women

owenfromcanada, in Cooking
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s not be gatekeep-y here. All four of these things can be used to 95% effectiveness (compared with their fresh counterparts) in most recipes.

There’s only one ingredient that should be on this list, and it’s missing. Velveeta.

MrFunnyMoustache, in Which pill do you choose?

While blue is the easy and tempting option, and I would live comfortably without needing to work ever again…

I would choose red. Considering I am approaching 40, and going by family history, I’ll likely get cancer in my 50’s or 60’s… I think choosing red is a good solution to basically get extra 30+ years of life.

Also, with the forenowledge, there is a huge potential for life saving actions. While I don’t think there is much I could do as a kid, it’s worth a shot and I would have time to figure it out.

Tikiporch,

No amount of money can ever buy you more time. Only a six year old should take the blue pill. That’s the moral of the story? I don’t know, it’s just a meme I guess.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Some people have fucked up childhoods and reliving them isn’t an option. I would take the money, I would never go back to that hell willingly.

psud,

You could run away, roll the dice on the foster system

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Some countries don’t have a robust foster system or a system at all. I would be rolling the die on homeless in the street in a dangerous place with dirt and flagstone roads.

BunEnjoyer,

Yeah no thanks, I’d rather not be bored for 2 decades again, without the fun of thinking like a child.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I think choosing red is a good solution to basically get extra 30+ years of life.

Hell, do the right things to receive the same offer in 30 years and you can take another red pill. Infinite loop!

MrFunnyMoustache,

Without knowing the conditions of recieving that offer, I wouldn’t bank on being able to replicate it. You’d think whoever has the technology/magic to yeet your consciousness back in time into your 6 year old self without a time paradox would be smart enough to think of that infinite loop thing and avoid that.

But it would be an interesting way to achieve pseudo-immortality.

psud, (edited )

Or perhaps if the red pill is turn six today variant that pessimists think it might be, you might get actual immortality. Say we work out immortality in 2060, that might be difficult for someone 50 today, but easy to reach for someone 6 today.

SnotFlickerman, in It's all going down the tubes but their boats keep getting bigger.
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s all in pursuit of the One Piece.

wowwoweowza,

Indeed — these folks are the psychotic pirates.

Jake_Farm, in Wrong explanations only
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

survivalmachine,

This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated “Wrong answers only.”

boywar3,

Bless the Maker and His water

ILikeBoobies, in I was able to learn React though
MedicPigBabySaver, in Which pill do you choose?

Blue. I’m pretty solid at the moment. I’m sure I’d lose my son if I started over at 6. So, definitely blue.

IDriveWhileTired,

Thought the same. 10 Mil and having the people I love in my life is enough. Just don’t forget to wire the 10 Mil.

Tautvydaxx, in Wrong explanations only

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

JokeDeity, in Which pill do you choose?

Red for sure, I could have way more than 10 million starting over with all the knowledge I have now, plus I wouldn’t wait so long for certain things.

thmnwlf,

yea but 10m is enough for a way more than decent life, i would say a pretty nice one and you don’t have to do all that shit again ^^

Dagnet, in Playing an unsupported file

And then you have mpv that will play anything ever, even a .txt with “interesting movie” written in it

Pantherina,

Any Player will not be able to decode some files if they are downloaded in pieces and not even the header data is complete.

Turun,

It depends, there are decent chances you’ll get the video to play from the next I frame onwards.

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