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peopleproblems, in Give cheese

It’s the law

DarthCaedus, (edited ) in Age Combat 🤡

Much like Obomba taught us, that part in the middle of the meme that looks like says 12 year old is pronounced “Military age male”.

frauddogg,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ah yes, the Drone King, first liberal saint of Genocide.

GarbageShoot,

first liberal saint of Genocide.

Thought that was Churchill

frauddogg,
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Nah, that’s their first pope

cals11, in Favourite kind of american

Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

Omega_Haxors,

Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn’t right.

520,

More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

bjoern_tantau, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

The bullshit people believe. They are so deluded that they don’t even notice that the chemtrail switch is in the off-position.

avater, (edited ) in Favourite kind of american
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

isn’t he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

MartinXYZ,

He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I’m not certain it’s him.

avater,
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

thank god, thought I was crazy.

MartinXYZ,

Also, for what it’s worth: from the pictures I’ve found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

floofloof,

There’s two?

Holzkohlen,

I also immediately thought of that guy

joel1974,

From NZ too

avater, (edited )
@avater@lemmy.world avatar

but he “only” lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

ChickenAndRice, in Hell yeah!

Cruelty Squad lookin ass

Imgonnatrythis,

I would vote for changing this to the default voting sticker.

theangryseal, in Listen, Margret, it's not you, it's me...

All my calls. This pigeon is my spirit animal.

empireOfLove, in Favourite kind of american

Trigger discipline: not

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    vind,
    @vind@lemmy.world avatar

    It could still have a bullet in the chamber. Always treat every gun as if it was loaded because you never know.

    Zehzin, (edited )
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Always treat a firearm as if it’s loaded. Never let the muzzle point at anything that you are not willing to destroy. Only put your finger on the trigger if you’re about to shoot. Be sure of your target and that there’s nothing behind it.

    The 4 golden rules ✨

    Kecessa,

    I only have one firearm rule: Fuck firearms

    Bene7rddso,

    Instructions unclear, dick shot

    Kecessa,

    Oh no, not again 😱

    30p87,

    And are allowed to destroy, ofc.

    Pat_Riot,
    @Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

    Every firearm is loaded unless fully disassembled.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    “No such thing as an unloaded gun” Disassembled it’s just parts for a gun, but not one.

    BolexForSoup, (edited )
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    A gun is always loaded and the chamber could absolutely have a round in it. That is how literally every on-set gun death has happened. Round in the chamber that wasn’t supposed to be there.

    SARGEx117,

    Booger hook: bang switch.

    lemmegogo,

    they are always triggered, so this checks out

    Asafum,

    I was just coming to say that and I’ve never even held a gun lol

    tryptaminev,

    Also the gun doesn’t hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

    AnUnusualRelic, in Give cheese
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s not cheese!

    (angry European noises)

    Imgonnatrythis,

    It’s as real as the stripper’s smile friend.

    flamingo_pinyata,

    Do you really want to spend good cheese on strippers? Nothing against strippers but I’d rather keep the good stuff for myself.

    ComradePorkRoll,

    Sex work is real work, they deserve real cheese.

    funkless_eck, in Favourite kind of american

    ah another responsible gun owner I see

    Thteven,
    @Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

    Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

    ikidd,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, at best it’s a single desk pop.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t worry, it’s a BB gun so he can’t hurt himself. Mom didn’t want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

    _haha_oh_wow_,
    @_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

    onlooker, in And orange
    @onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

    Those eyes have seen everything the world has to offer.

    No_Money_Just_Change, in Hell yeah!

    Cnn: Rowan’s design “kept getting shared,” Dittus said. “People were saying it’s really different, it really captures the essence of the political zeitgeist.”

    People should know that having nothing to say on a topic is a completely valid option

    UnverifiedAPK,

    News sites are using AI recently, there’s a high chance no CNN employee even read that article.

    FinalRemix,

    CNN isn’t “people”. It’s a network determined to justify its existence as a 24/7 “news” network.

    eezeebee, in Give cheese
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    Meanwhile, back in the hotel safe

    https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/15a9d6b7-3c91-4b39-8cd1-e14df03c6c51.jpeg

    Damaskox, in War is a business and business is good
    @Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

    Reminds me of -

    Ghyste, in Hell yeah!

    Hell yeah this isn’t a meme!

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