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r00ty, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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Geek trivia.

It would almost be a valid Wokingham (Berkshire UK) number (well 0118 999 8819 would be) except I think after the second 9 there's no allocated numbers.

That is, it's not possible to dial in the UK, you would get an number unobtainable tone as soon as you dial 0118 99 on a landline phone.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Are hyphens not used in UK telephone numbers like they are in the US?

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Not really. Some people do, but if you look at printed numbers it's usually a space. At least from my experience.

Number formatting is a funny thing too. So Wokingham (which is on the Reading 0118 prefix) is 0118 9. But the format is generally written 0118 9xx xxxx and not 01189 xxx xxx. But other area codes are like 01268 xxx xxx. London is especially interesting because people format differently, mostly based on age. See London numbers used to be 01 xxx xxxx. So people wrote their numbers as (01) xxx xxxx (if you lived in London you just dialled the last 7 digits). But over time the London prefixes evolved many times. Now it is 020 for London and xxxx xxxx. But the main first digits often still follow older patters of 7 for inner London and 8 for outer London (for older numbers at least). So older people (and I mean my age, not elderly) often format their number as 0208 xxx xxxx.

Went off on a tangent a bit there. Main story is, in my experience no hyphens is more common. But people do sometimes use them.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited )
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m okay with tangents because I love learning about formatting & cultural differences. I think it’s fascinating!

And yeah that’s interesting because here in the US, putting a hyphen in between each section is typically much more common. For example, we’d write 123-456-7890.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I think when I was much younger, in the 80s it was more common to use hyphens. But I think this was more when people wrote with a pen on paper.

On shop fronts and when printed, seems quite the rarity here I think.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How do you prevent overflow with line breaks without having to use   every single time, though? With a visible separator, there’d be no need for that.

samus12345, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares
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Wow, that phone is ancient, but the episode’s not that old…is it?

Original air date April 9, 1995

Oh.

Facebones,

chuckles I’M OLD!

HowMany, in The land of the fee and the home of the bribe

I’m sorry… we don’t take bribes. Luxuries, however…

girl, in Iced

famous examples of this in my family include “lava mountain” for volcano and “lamp hat” for lamp shade

lobut,

Is your family bilingual or multilingual? I find that I do that type of translation between languages and it gets lost in translation.

girl,

no, just forgetful lol

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Iced
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I don’t get it.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Someone didn’t know the Starbucks secret code so they deserved to be mocked, apparently.

zaph,

Asking for a drink to be iced is the least Starbucks thing in the world

frozen,
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It’s not that they didn’t know Starbucks secret code (“iced” is a common term to use for putting ice in any drink). It’s that they used alcohol code instead (“on the rocks” is a common term to use for putting ice in alcohol).

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

“Secret code” or “common term” so what? I’ve never said the word “iced” in my life. Guess that means someone will post some nonsense about me because of my vocabulary.

SpaceNoodle,

You literally just said “iced”

baggins,

If we’re getting all pedantic they actually typed it.

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus dude, how desperate are you for interaction?

frozen,
@frozen@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

Just because you’ve never used “iced” doesn’t make it uncommon. “Iced tea” is very popular beverage in the American south, for instance.

treadful,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Guess that means we should mock them.

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

nobody’s mocking anybody mate, you just live under a rock apparently

Deiv,

Or, as one would say at Starbucks, under the ice

seth,

Classic Disney song

henfredemars,

I think the implication is that the customer is drinking alcohol frequently lately because the lady ordered in the way you would order many alcoholic beverages with ice.

BigWheelPowerBrakeSlider,

Your understanding and articulation of the joke is correct.

cyberpunk007,

Cause the English is poor. Replace “and so” with “and also” and it makes more sense.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks! Haha, I get it now.

southernbrewer, (edited )

“and so” is perfectly valid as a conjunction for implying causation. “Thus” would be a synonym. It fits better than “and also” which doesn’t imply causation and so isn’t the right word.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/so#dictionary-…

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah, but at least where I live, using “and so” or “thus” is less common than “and also” so weirdly enough their comment helped me get it. Lol.

UnderpantsWeevil, in Google “search”
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

The old “Bing is just like Google” ad copy is getting truer and truer in a bad way.

DeskP1loti, in Iced

May I present you with “dirt-smoke”.

ultra, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

I’m disabled!

Flying_Hellfish,

How, how are you disabled?

NeutralFlame,

Leg disabled

ultra,

Why did you become disabled?

saltesc, (edited ) in Iced

A caramel macchiato? What is this madness? Must taste like a boxing match in your mouth.

E: Oh, I see. Americans have recipes for “macchiato lattes” and flavoured macchiatos seem to have way too much milk to be a macchiato, which is normally a damn powerful espresso. I think if I ordered that here, they’d confirm confused, and my face would implode. But I’ll try later today.

Stupidmanager,

Europe does it right. My ex wife would order either macchiato and cappuccino so she could keep awake on our trips. She’d order them and also add 2-3 things of sugar. I would just enjoy my cafe or espresso as is, depending on where we were.

Our last trip we were in Italy for 2 months, she stopped at Conad and found the American section, grabbed a bottle of chocolate syrup so she could make her own monstrosities. While not the reason for the divorce, this was a big problem for her back home. I do not miss the tons of ultra processed foods in my pantry.

FartsWithAnAccent, in Iced
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

This is going to be how I order iced coffee from now on.

Custoslibera, in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

At the time I judged her harshly, she was crazy but wasn’t wrong about this.

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

So.. You're still judging her harshly, despite finding out you were wrong (and decades behind everyone else, which takes some intentional avoidance of the topic, and clearly without taking in to consideration the impact people, well, like you, had on her mental health).

Custoslibera,

Crazy is the wrong word when referring to her mental health issues.

But she did have some crazy takes. Like not mental health related, just crazy/zany/bat shit.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Iced

I might have the opposite problem that she does. Somehow I ended up being a bartender even though I’ve never touched alcohol in my life, in fact I despise alcohol. When highly-experienced bar patrons would rattle off their requests to me I would give them a blank stare and request them to repeat themselves slowly but talk to me like I’m a 5-year old. Thankfully they obliged and we got through that rough year one minute at a time. Sometimes I even invited the customers to come behind the bar and make their own damn drinks. That was a fun year. Not doing that job ever again.

WeirdGoesPro,

Considering it is a career that requires certification to do, I find myself doubting that you just suddenly found yourself being a bartender with no intentional desire to be one. Care to share more details to flesh out the story?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I was stranded in a town in the middle of nowhere Nevada, the kind of town that only has a post office, one restaurant bar, and a motel. I was stranded because while I was traveling, my retirement direct deposits suddenly stopped coming in.

So the lady who owns all the motel and the restaurant she hired me the first day as a dishwasher, the second day as cleaning motel rooms, then the other housekeeper told her I was too pretty for this and that I should be a bartender. So on the third day the boss started training me as a bartender. I did it and was grateful for the money but I hated every minute of it.

according to state law you are correct I should have taken a test and gotten certified but no one ever required that of me, and I didn’t realize that was even a thing until one of my friends moved to Reno and had to take a test to be a bartender. But no one ever made me do that. There is no government oversight in that little town in the middle of nowhere except

One day two representatives from the FDA came in and spent a couple hours with our chef and found no violations except they told him to wear latex gloves, and that was all the govt oversight I ever witnessed out there.

Abird1620,

You could write a book with a life like that.

LemmyKnowsBest,

thanks yeah and that was just a few months of my life, the rest of my life has been pretty unusual too. but who would buy a book? nobody reads books anymore.

IMALlama,

Certification to be a bartender? Where at? I worked in the restaurant business for a decent amount of time when I was younger. The restaurant I worked at had a training regime for bartenders so they would learn how to pour accurately and learn the recipes for a ton of drinks, but it wasn’t mandated by the government. Front of house staff from several establishments in the area would hang out and our restaurants were far more lax.

MeatsOfRage, in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

Just realizing this now? The church scandals broke wide open 20 years ago.

bstix,

It had another run in the news following her death last summer.

There’s nothing wrong with people TIL today, because she was right then and still is.

Rhynoplaz,

We were telling dirty jokes about priests and alter boys when I was a kid in the 80s. It was well known and rampant 20 years BEFORE 20 years ago.

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah as a kid in the 70s, it was a known trope. Benny Hill and Monty Python even alluded to it.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

Long before the '70s. The British arms manufacturing companies Vickers and Armstrong Whitworth merged in the late 1920s to become Vickers-Armstrongs Limited. Employees of the former Armstrong Whitworth were not happy about the merger and joked about being like choirboys - because they were being buggered by Vickers (i.e. “buggered by vicars”).

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Jeff Dunham even did a joke with Achmed the dead terrorist.

“I like to throw a penny between two Jews and watch them fight to the death. I also do the same with Catholic priests but instead I throw a small boy! The winner has to fight Michael Jackson!”

Son_of_dad,

Hate that Jeff Dunham idiot. Being straight up racist with a puppet is not comedy, no matter how much your racist uncle laughs at his “jokes”

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

It’s funny that only white people say this lmfao.

It’s like white folk getting mad about Speedy Gonzalez when he’s well loved by Latinos.

I’ll begrudgingly understand why young people like LatinX now vs Latin/o but it’s still dumb lol.

Son_of_dad,

I’m Latino, not white.

blanketswithsmallpox,

So do you like Speedy?

Son_of_dad,

Very much, butt speedy wasn’t racist or negative.

Amaltheamannen,

I’m half Arab and that guy is definitely racist, not funny. And as far as I know only white people say Latinx, they still prefer Latino.

WillFord27,

I believe trans and non binary people prefer Latinx

blanketswithsmallpox,

Well you’ll be pleased to know that more and more young Latinos actually like LatinX every year. Especially when it comes to college populations where Latino people are an ever growing population.

However, a majority of those surveyed in a Gallup poll – 57% – said it didn’t matter how they labeled.

teenvogue.com/…/latine-vs-latinx-what-young-peopl…

bu.edu/…/why-is-latinx-still-used-if-hispanics-ha…

abcnews.go.com/US/…/story?id=82273936

Jeff Dunham did his standup in the UAE, and Israel to standing ovations

prnewswire.com/…/jeff-dunhams-controversial-chara…

tucson.com/…/article_85dac438-e75d-11e3-9c0e-0019…

1ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theatlantic.com%…

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Hey I get that I was just using it as an example of priests always having been this way.

maccentric,

Commas are so underused these days.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, I, get, that, I, was, just, using, that, as, an, example, of, a, lack, of, comma, usage.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

SlopppyEngineer,

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”

Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

Heliumfart,

Somewhere in Rousseau’s “Confessions” there’s a bunch about him becoming disillusioned by the church as a child because of sexual abuse, and the head priest tells him “that’s how it’s always been”. That was written in 1769!

Stovetop, in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

She was right to rip up a picture of the pope.

But I think she was wrong to convert to Islam if her priorities were denial of religious tyranny.

voidMainVoid,

Her issue was all the child rape.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

She must not know a lot about Islam then.

Rolive,

Aisha has entered the chat.

lseif, in Iced

unironically cool as hell

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