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Donkter, in She speaks from the fart

Same logic applies to murder.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Who said murder wasn’t funny?

chimasterflex,

Idk! You can’t even spell slaughter without laughter

Zrybew, in The nostalgia is real

Playing F-Zero lately and so happy they kept those bangers

far_university1990, in Is this how Sealand was formed too?

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xusontha,

the germans?-smithers while hiding

cows_are_underrated,

Ich sehe, du hast mein kopiertes gut weise verwendet

far_university1990,

SelbstverstΓ€ndlich

Comment105,

Nei! Jeg protesterer!

a skiing norwegian with a machinegun is rapidly decending the hill towards you. roll for initiative

xusontha,

rolled dice to get 1

crandlecan, in Definetly.

I mean… Who else!

DmMacniel,

Goa’ulds

crandlecan,

+1 for Star Gate reference!

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Kree!

tdawg, in The nostalgia is real

Super Mario Bros for the gb color still gets stuck in my head to this day

jecht360, in The nostalgia is real
@jecht360@lemmy.world avatar

Jet Set Radio

Imgonnatrythis, in I have also brought my pasta associate.

As hard as it can be to get tables at some places, I’m surprised there isn’t a sort of black market app for selling / trading reservations.

Donkter,

It’s helpful that most fancy restaurants are locally owned. Even if there was an attempt at a reservation black market the owner is heavily incentivised to shut it down and because he probably works at the business he owns he can be on top of it.

Doesn’t work for ticket scalpers because stadiums don’t care who buys their tickets.

freecandy,

Downvoted because dont

MrGerrit, in The nostalgia is real

DuckTales moon theme

Mega man 2

Doom

All bangers.

kWazt, in Is this how Sealand was formed too?

Sealand was always there, but Flevoland was made this way. God created earth, but the Dutch, blablabla.

xusontha,

The bible said god created earth but the Dutch made earth and cheese so the Dutch are more powerful than god

Aagje_D_Vogel,

I’m Dutch, can confirm. We used to pick on God in primary school for His lack of cheese during lunch. He was such a Chump back then. Amen.

Clanket,

Dutch cheese is delicious. A dangerous game having any near you while stoned though. The last time I bought a wheel to bring home as a present for someone, it didn’t make it out of the hotel, never mind home to Ireland.

Comment105,

A WHEEL???

Clanket,

I’m not sure if that’s the technical term, but yes, a wheel of cheese.

HerbalGamer,

That’s a lot of cheese.

Bye, in Is the cure to male loneliness the Third Impact?

Congratulations!

kWazt, in Wash them down with milk

Not milk. I’ve heard that ice cream helps.

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t worry, I already have someone go bring some from the shop. He’s running unusually late though - hope he’s OK.

gibmiser, in I have also brought my pasta associate.

Well better a spaghetti appointment than being invited to a lemon party

UnapologeticAnarchist, in She speaks from the fart

I’ve found my people

Schnitzel_bub,
@Schnitzel_bub@lemmy.ml avatar

Your poople.

Bade, in Vegan food: The west vs India

Ohhhh scary, buzzz words… Chemicals.

qjkxbmwvz,

Don’t forget the preservatives!

I, on the other hand, enjoy all-natural pickled vegetables, which are just regular vegetables immersed in water, sodium chloride, acetic acid & trace flavors β€” chemicals which act as preservatives for the vegetables sea salt and vinegar.

Toribor,
@Toribor@corndog.social avatar

It’s literally just heme, the same thing that makes meat delicious. They just get it from plants instead.

copymyjalopy, in The nostalgia is real

Command and Conquer: Red Alert

All hail β€œHell March”

Kraiden,

I don't know what the actual lyrics are, and I never want to know. to me they will forever be "we will stand, wake.. UP"

remotedev,

Dun nun nuhnuhnuh. FEE FII FUUMM

MrGerrit,

First thing that came to mind when seeing the post!

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Same! Usually have to scroll way too far to find Red Alert. Guess that’s a sign that the Fediverse is full of us old folks…

TowerofPimps,
@TowerofPimps@lemmy.world avatar

I have this as an alarm :D

gravitas_deficiency,

Dude also, the RA3 menu theme goes SO HARD

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