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randomTingler, in Which pill do you choose?

It’s kind of curse to live knowing what’s going to happen to our dear ones, but on the other way I could spend some extra time who is not with me now.

Earning $10mil will not be my motive if I am going to live this life again…

giffybiss, in Which pill do you choose?

Give me the dollar.

Jarix, in Which pill do you choose?

Restart my life

What083329420, in Which pill do you choose?

Gimme the money, I’m counting down the years I dont want any extra xD

majestic, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Is it like people older 30 chooses red, and people under 30 blue?

Kedly,

More like people who have things they arent willing to lose choose Blue and everyone else chooses whichever

psud, (edited )

I’m over 40, chose red, have things to lose, and am confident that I’ll have a good life again, but better in many non-monetary ways, though apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Bitcoin, Hasbro mean the money side will also be alright

Psychman3000, in Which pill do you choose?

Easy, give me the blue pill. My mistakes and choices have brought me to where I am and have made me who I am. I wouldn’t change my life for anything, especially not to correct a few mistakes. Most importantly I may not have met my wife or have my kids if I change anything. I’ll take the money and use it to improve the life I have.

Lommy,

That is a good answer bud. I totally relate

darth_tiktaalik, in Which pill do you choose?
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Pro gamee move: Start with red pill, take blue pill when you get back to the point in time where the choice is offered

veni_vedi_veni,

Blue pill is irrelevant. You already rich if you can convince family to buy stocks.

psud,

If I were to go back to 1983 I don’t think I’d care about 10M

fossphi, in Loyalty means nothing to a corporation

I wonder how much of this mindset comes from dealing with local/smaller and more humane businesses which actually gave a damn about people

velox_vulnus, in Which pill do you choose?

I wish I could be a child again. All I can think of right now I killing myself.

Yerbouti, (edited )

Not sur if you’re joking but anyway take it easy bud. Things get better over time, dont let bad things and people get the best of you, they are not worth it.

CurlyMoustache,
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Then take both pills: 6 years old and a millionarie

MrFunnyMoustache,

Please don’t kill yourself… I don’t know where you’re from, but most countries have a hotline where you can talk to someone who can help you.

yngmnwntr, in Wrong explanations only

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

turddle, in Wrong explanations only

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

Aremel, in Wrong explanations only

Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Wrong explanations only
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom

dukatos,

The vibrations are too weak for his mom

bufalo1973, in Which pill do you choose?
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Red pill 100%

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

10 million cash instantly would get you killed so fast, just look at ANY article about lottery winners getting their life just absolutely fucked up. Resetting at 6 would suck too but at least you would get something out of it.

WetBeardHairs,

It’s not so hard to put it in the bank and hire a wealth management firm. They’ll take care of you and tell you how much you can spend each year without losing money. It’d turn into a free $500k salary for life.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

It really isn’t that easy but you are on the right path. First thing you have to do is convert it into a form that nobody is able to withdraw quickly. That removes all almost all incentive for greedy/desperate people to try and kill you for it. Good luck doing that with 10M in cash, though. Large volumes of money are nowhere near as mobile as you think it is.

WetBeardHairs,

That’s why I said go to a wealth management firm. Even relatively small firms routinely handle hundreds of millions.

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