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Damaskox, in War is a business and business is good
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Reminds me of -

eezeebee, in Give cheese
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Meanwhile, back in the hotel safe

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/15a9d6b7-3c91-4b39-8cd1-e14df03c6c51.jpeg

No_Money_Just_Change, in Hell yeah!

Cnn: Rowan’s design “kept getting shared,” Dittus said. “People were saying it’s really different, it really captures the essence of the political zeitgeist.”

People should know that having nothing to say on a topic is a completely valid option

UnverifiedAPK,

News sites are using AI recently, there’s a high chance no CNN employee even read that article.

FinalRemix,

CNN isn’t “people”. It’s a network determined to justify its existence as a 24/7 “news” network.

onlooker, in And orange
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Those eyes have seen everything the world has to offer.

funkless_eck, in Favourite kind of american

ah another responsible gun owner I see

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Finger right on that trigger, just in case he happens to point it at his face.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

Well, at best it’s a single desk pop.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, it’s a BB gun so he can’t hurt himself. Mom didn’t want him owning real guns after the fiasco with the hair dryer back in '06

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hurting himself is like, most of what he does.

AnUnusualRelic, in Give cheese
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not cheese!

(angry European noises)

Imgonnatrythis,

It’s as real as the stripper’s smile friend.

flamingo_pinyata,

Do you really want to spend good cheese on strippers? Nothing against strippers but I’d rather keep the good stuff for myself.

ComradePorkRoll,

Sex work is real work, they deserve real cheese.

empireOfLove, in Favourite kind of american

Trigger discipline: not

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    vind,
    @vind@lemmy.world avatar

    It could still have a bullet in the chamber. Always treat every gun as if it was loaded because you never know.

    Zehzin, (edited )
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Always treat a firearm as if it’s loaded. Never let the muzzle point at anything that you are not willing to destroy. Only put your finger on the trigger if you’re about to shoot. Be sure of your target and that there’s nothing behind it.

    The 4 golden rules ✨

    Kecessa,

    I only have one firearm rule: Fuck firearms

    Bene7rddso,

    Instructions unclear, dick shot

    Kecessa,

    Oh no, not again 😱

    30p87,

    And are allowed to destroy, ofc.

    Pat_Riot,
    @Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

    Every firearm is loaded unless fully disassembled.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    “No such thing as an unloaded gun” Disassembled it’s just parts for a gun, but not one.

    BolexForSoup, (edited )
    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

    A gun is always loaded and the chamber could absolutely have a round in it. That is how literally every on-set gun death has happened. Round in the chamber that wasn’t supposed to be there.

    SARGEx117,

    Booger hook: bang switch.

    lemmegogo,

    they are always triggered, so this checks out

    Asafum,

    I was just coming to say that and I’ve never even held a gun lol

    tryptaminev,

    Also the gun doesn’t hold a magazine. So he is irresponsible and pathetic at the same time.

    theangryseal, in Listen, Margret, it's not you, it's me...

    All my calls. This pigeon is my spirit animal.

    ChickenAndRice, in Hell yeah!

    Cruelty Squad lookin ass

    Imgonnatrythis,

    I would vote for changing this to the default voting sticker.

    avater, (edited ) in Favourite kind of american
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    isn’t he german or am I confusing this big guy with the german big guy who runs mega and looks pretty much alike ?

    MartinXYZ,

    He does look like Kim Dotcom, who is indeed German-Finnish but I’m not certain it’s him.

    avater,
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    thank god, thought I was crazy.

    MartinXYZ,

    Also, for what it’s worth: from the pictures I’ve found, it looks like Dotcom has darker facial hair, but it might depend on the lighting.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Nope, not him, this is another fat white guy.

    floofloof,

    There’s two?

    Holzkohlen,

    I also immediately thought of that guy

    joel1974,

    From NZ too

    avater, (edited )
    @avater@lemmy.world avatar

    but he “only” lives there right, he was born in germany and does not have any other citizenship as far as I know

    bjoern_tantau, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    The bullshit people believe. They are so deluded that they don’t even notice that the chemtrail switch is in the off-position.

    cals11, in Favourite kind of american

    Bobby Hill with another 15 years on him.

    Omega_Haxors,

    Dang it, bobbeh. I told ya that boy wasn’t right.

    520,

    More like Bobby Hill with another 15 years left.

    DarthCaedus, (edited ) in Age Combat 🤡

    Much like Obomba taught us, that part in the middle of the meme that looks like says 12 year old is pronounced “Military age male”.

    frauddogg,
    @frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Ah yes, the Drone King, first liberal saint of Genocide.

    GarbageShoot,

    first liberal saint of Genocide.

    Thought that was Churchill

    frauddogg,
    @frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Nah, that’s their first pope

    peopleproblems, in Give cheese

    It’s the law

    Bearlydave, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

    Ahhhh, Northern Alberta. I recognize that sign.

    ignotum,

    Did you just doxx everyone that lives in Northern Alberta?

    Bearlydave,

    The chemtrails forced me to reveal the location of the sign.

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    Shhh

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