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Tolstoshev, in Asking the hard questions

Surely he’d wear one of the collapsible top hats instead?

https://i.imgur.com/6Z2e3v0.jpg

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Angling for a cabinet position
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Felons don’t have cabinets.

Ataraxia, in 30's wheel of pain

I know what fixed my issues but i enjoy carbs and not exercising too much… strict keto eliminated all ny inflammation and pain and exercise gave me the energy I needed and strengthened my joint muscles… problem is my SO makes amazing pizza and they put me on a beta blocker for my POTS and well… yeah, that killed my exercise drive.

casmael, in Wtf duolingo

Currently avoiding updating the app because of this fucking awful icon fucksake

ryan, in 30's wheel of pain

I woke up shortly after turning 31 and my shoulders hurt. Then they froze and I couldn't lift them. Then that sorted itself out over the course of six months or so, but now they're in pain every time I lie down any way other than flat on my back, and my hands occasionally go numb while lying in bed.

Of course, I've seen doctors and they just ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯ "looks fine to us, you're still young lol"

I've been able to mitigate the other pain issues like my back and stuff with stretches and basic exercises. Seriously, fellow "no longer young adults", I cannot stress enough the importance of stretching and basic exercise, doesn't even have to be serious exercise, just take a brisk walk or play some VR while standing up, get your body moving, don't let it calcify.

GBU_28,

A GP Doc isn’t the right person, consider a physiotherapist or orthopedist

ryan,

Oh, thank you, I'll see whether I can get an appointment scheduled.

balderdash9, in diminishing returns but here's day 5 of stock photos memes

Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I’ve tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

I … Don’t see the problem with the stamp or watermark… That’s kinda the point for me to be honest.

These pictures weren’t made for me, but I’ll use them to do what I want with them

balderdash9,

It’s fine if it’s not an issue for you. But for me, if I’m creating something, I want the image itself to look as clean and HD as possible. For a lot of my memes, the joke is in the image editing itself.

But all that is just my personal preference for my shit. The rant wasn’t meant as an attack

baggins,

If it’s that big a deal you can always go pay to license the image.

Kerrigor, in Breaking news lobster who escape death by boiling shares the details of the gruesome event.
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

Shrimp party!

Fleshtrap, in 30's wheel of pain

32 year old roughneck. I eat pain for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

BruceLee, in 30's wheel of pain

Come on! Guys? How have you be treating your body? Like you’re 30, don’t this arrive during the 20’s ?

AceFuzzLord, in She is right !

Being near other humans has an increased chance of having a brain aneurysm when you get to the point you start getting pissed at younger people or people in general.

Holzkohlen,

I am usually just pissed at older people tho. Luckily they just die slowly at home and I rarely ever see them up and about.

Wilshire, in Hmm... what to say ?

So that’s why my wife sleeps all day…

HubertManne, in Hmm... what to say ?
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

Blanket is most important part of bed. Will take thick soft blanket on floor over bed with no blanket.

balderdash9, in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

This is like an anti meme

theletterw, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶

I feel like Toons get this illness and treatment.

UlfKirsten, in Hmm... what to say ?

Hmm that you only meant well?

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