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Luci, in Slava Ukraine
@Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

Can someone explain this meme for me? Op?

VladimirPutinMyHero,

The meme is the people supporting it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kase, in Dear A-holes

14 calories per serving

jrbaconcheese, in Based

Duo also teaches (in Spanish anyway) that teachers have to love kids.

Maestros tiene que amar los niños.

JokeDeity, in Forklift

Honestly not even a bad idea.

comrade19, in Little ones

Ah yes ptsd from climbing one and then…

ColeSloth, in Score

Nerd jealous of the jock that brings more money into the college.

BilboBargains, in Crackers

Finish by eating the sleeve with a nice Chianti.

feedum_sneedson, in Comes with autopilot too

polar bear

Empricorn, in Southern Heritage

Maybe it just proves cocaine?

birdlaw224, in No holiday it can't be used for

Tomb of the Giants has gotten a holiday makeover

BilboBargains, in Daoism

Are you Jay Leno?

problembasedperson, in Sesame

I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

starman2112, in Jobs
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Do you still work at [job]?” Look at my clothes Aunt Jeanine. Yes, I still work at [job].

Agent_Engelbert, in Imagine only being allowed to upvote something?

(⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜ʖ͡°⁠ )

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in Pragernant
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

For pregnant women, right?

misophist,

Do you understand how averages work?

If there are 8 billion people on this world and each one has one skeleton in them, then the average number of skeletons is one. If even one of those 8 billion people have two skeletons in them, then the average is slightly more than one.

So the average is more than one for pregnant people, but also for all people as a whole.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn’t using my brain, so sorry.

GnomeKat,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

common mistake

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