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ThrowawayPermanente, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

Fake. There are no women here.

Ddhuud,

I have moobs and long hair, just keep dancing bro.

calculusqu33n,

Real. There are a few women here

Pixelle3D,

Woman reporting in.

Honytawk,

Yeah, and I am the real Tony Hawk!

OurToothbrush,

Yes there are. Stop being weird. (Am woman)

Mchugho, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Places were not supposed to be driven to?

Places were not meant to be filmed, or cycled to, or taken a blimp or train to. Places just are places. There is no meaning. Who is upvoting these low quality memes?

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s a reference to the original meme. The entire image is tongue-in-cheek.

psud,

My city was designed to be driven to. It was built after cars were common

But it’s still quicker to get from suburbia to city by bike than bus, but car is quicker still

Asnabel, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

Where funny?

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Here

uphillbothways, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

My family was on Alderaan. You monster!

VikingHippie,

I joined a dating service for Star Wars fans but it wasn’t for me. My mistake was looking for love in Alderaan places

Rayspekt, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Great meme and even better because its true.

Imagine getting driven everywhere and still choosing doing it on your own. These people need Steam Decks, I tell you.

Xariphon, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?

Because feeding people is Communism or something.

cows_are_underrated, in Germans

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

Seraph, in Therapy's getting too expensive
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

Where and what are you getting that is only $5 but lasts 12 hours?

j_roby,
can,

LSD? Though 12h is a bit of an exaggeration.

RamSwamson,

Yeah $5 isn’t realistic. I would say it’s more like $10-$15

can,

$10 CAD for a tab has been standard here for a while.

RamSwamson,

I was referring to the 12hr trip. So in maple dollars we’re talkin $20-$30?

tryptaminev,

LSD is active for 10-12 hours. Usually the effects peak around 2-4 hours and then slowly get less, but they are still very much there.

Manifish_Destiny,

LSA?

sicarius,

I get them £3.60 a tab.
Helps to buy them in bulk. I’ll buy 25 at a time and that ‘should’ last me and the wife the year.

tdawg, in You have to.

Anytime stuff like this happens I try to reverse engineer the primal human benefit to the urge… but honestly I’m at a loss on this one

coconutking,

Is it because, ass?

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Curiosity + Dopamine

I don’t think it’s actually a primal human urge but something that a few humans did and it spread through meme culture

BonesOfTheMoon,

Some things just feel right. Like when I walk by the neighbour’s house who has all the sunflowers out front, I have to touch the center of the sunflowers. I have to!

KreekyBonez, in You have to.

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

Misconduct,

Grab drill

BZZT BZZT

son_named_bort,

I knew a guy who forgot to click the tongs once. His grill caught on fire.

Kase,

oh, the horror

Radium, in home is where you know how to adjust the shower....

You might want to have the mixing gasket replaced in your shower. It’s responsible for mixing hot and cold water in your shower and can be the culprit of your shower being too hot or too cold. They have a limited lifespan and need to be replaced eventually

EvolvedTurtle,

This makes a lot of sense because my shower is too cold Right untill last half inch of motion Then is goes to too hot

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

top 10 lemmy comments to save for later number one:

Omega_Haxors, in Ms. Rib would like to speak to a manager

The fucked up thing about that is it was an intentional mistranslation for the sake of mysogyny. In the original bible, Eve was created from Adam’s equal half but some cracker decided nah lets just use an outdated definition so that she came from a small fraction of Adam instead.

It’s like how King James censored everything even remotely approaching critique of monarchy for his funny little hotel bible.

barttier, in survival optional.
@barttier@feddit.de avatar

Hey, we have strikt rules on a highway! For example if you’re driving slower than everybody else and your IQ is under 70 you are prohibited to drive on the right lane even if it’s empty.

EherVielleicht,

Laughing in german…

Ravi, in survival optional.

We don’t have enough signs to make a speed limit happen - Volker Wissing, German minster of transit (Sadly not a joke: source)

MonkderZweite,

Then, uh, get more?

Ravi,

Or just say: limit is 130 km/h and remove every sign saying 130 and higher. But that would all be too easy.

Inktvip,

Was gonna say, before the Dutch did that stunt with time dependent speed limits the ‘unlimited’ sign just meant 130kph. At the border would be a sign explaining this and that’s that.

Ravi,

The FDP target group are above average people that enjoy fast expensive cars and that’s exactly what there politics are about. They are pretty much the only party pushing Porsches e-fuels in whole europe and keeping all incentives for the car lobby up and running.

netchami,

That’s the dumbest excuse I’ve ever heard.

Ryan213, in Trying to pay rent these days...
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

She should use the subscription model to get money for them every month.

EmoDuck,

Renting children? What a horrible idea- Oh wait, no. The Simpsons already did that

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