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executive_chicken, in Where is Kevin?

“Where is Kevin? Is he safe? Is he alright?”

Peak cinema 🥺

registrert, in The reason
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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife,

    I like popery, makes the house smell nice.

    INHALE_VEGETABLES, in Get the boat

    Well?

    lexiw,

    Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

    radioactiveradio,

    So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

    FooBarrington,

    Man, Hitchhiker’s Guide really was ahead of its time.

    BachenBenno,

    Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

    PunnyName,

    Almond, cashew, oat, soy…

    killeronthecorner,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    Euphemistic milks?

    Risk,

    Those plants didn’t consent, so…

    Kaiserschmarrn,

    I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

    praise_idleness,

    Those are not technically milk so…

    PunnyName,

    To which authority? Because I know the milk conglomerate has been staunchly fighting for that very definition.

    The lack of consent is more viable as a disqualifier.

    Turun,

    I think the main distinction is lactose. And/or the proteins that are present in milk.

    While oat milk and consorts can be used in a lot of use cases it’s not a one to one replacement and it’s dishonest to claim it is.

    PunnyName,

    Depends on the uses. Food Theory did a great video about this very thing, covering preferred taste, consistency, price, protein / fat content, and bake-ability: youtu.be/df8FRfVtVNw

    Lactose is simply the kind of sugar/ starch in the milk.

    ComradePorkRoll,

    Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

    I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

    shneancy,

    o_o

    pete_the_cat,

    It all depends on if you consider yourself an animal, which, technically, we are.

    INHALE_VEGETABLES,

    I’m more animal than most

    coffinwood,

    Only if you define vegan as to strictly avoid any animal product (and define humans as animals). A somewhat looser Definition says to avoid animal exploitation.

    So a product made by a non-domesticised animal in a natural way - e.g. Penguin guano - could be seen as vegan. The animal produces it anyway and the product isn’t won through keeping the animal captive and / or “stealing” from it.

    After all I wouldn’t be too strict with definitions here.

    evilgiraffe666,

    Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

    door_in_the_face,

    Yeah sure. Maybe you could make the argument that humans should leave stuff like that for other scavengers who need the nutrients to survive, and instead opt for plant foods. But at those edge scenarios you would then also have to take into account the impact that plant agriculture has on wildlife. It’s quite possible that scavenging and gathering is the most vegan option, but seeing how it’s neither viable for a lot of people nor something that often comes up in daily life, it’s easier to just generalize vegan food as plant based.

    kungen,

    Yes, and vegans can also be cannibals for this same reason, as long as the person consents.

    Abnorc,

    You can drink from a well as that just gets water straight from the ground. Which well would be full of breast milk though?

    AyuTsukasa, in Useless white circle

    That can’t be comfortable 🤣

    Dirk,
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    But its adorably cute.

    Ok_gas_1987,

    But I would love to have someone in my life to do that with lol

    GissaMittJobb, in Add-on: same password, same identity.

    Just use a password manager, then you get the benefits of having a single password to remember without the security-related downsides.

    Rubanski,

    I never got over the fact that I somehow need to trust to an absurdly high degree a proprietary software to store ALL my passwords. Is this really a good idea?

    Aicse,

    You can use KeePass, but you’ll have to figure out a way to have your password vault available on other devices (can do it by using any cloud shares, i.e. GDrive). This way you’ll be in charge of almost every aspect of your passwords. But you’ll have to take care of backups and keep everything in sync.

    Fissionami,
    @Fissionami@lemmy.ml avatar

    Or simply can use, Bitwarden or Protonpass

    Rubanski,

    I read a bit into bitwarden and it seems quite good, also with browser extension etc. Maybe I will think about my stance on password managers and give it a try

    Track_Shovel,
    @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

    I have this issue with bit warden

    abominable_panda,

    Syncthing works very well for cross platform syncing

    Viking_Hippie,

    KeePass

    I’m sorry but no. I’m physically incapable of not moving the capital letter one space and I’m not entrusting my passwords to what I’ve irrationally decided IS named KeepAss. I just can’t.

    Amaltheamannen,

    I like Vaultwarden. Open source rust server compatible with bitwarden.

    kjo,
    @kjo@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    And then there’s KeePassXC.

    Get it? Keep-Ass-Sexy :)

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KeePassXC

    Honytawk,

    Just imagine keeping your passwords in your ass and you should be fine.

    Viking_Hippie,

    I’ve had that dream before, didn’t help…

    Rubanski,

    It seems bitwarden is a bit more user friendly and also quite good in terms of security and privacy related issues (FOSS as well!) . Thanks for the help!

    vsis,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar

    There are libre off-line password managers. Variants of Keepass for example.

    Indeed it’s a bad idea to store passwords in a propietary system. Specially a cloud based one being hacked time to time, like 1password.

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m unaware of 1password ever getting hacked.

    Even if they did, there’s some really smart technology at play here. I think your paranoia here is unjustified. I felt the same way until I read about their technology. At that point I felt comfortable using their service.

    GissaMittJobb,

    I mean, just three days ago we had this incident, which is probably what they are referring to: blog.1password.com/okta-incident/

    Anyway, iirc, 1password is architected in a way where a breach won’t actually disclose the passwords of their users, but I’m too tired to do the requisite double-checking to verify it

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    forbes.com/…/no-1password-has-not-just-been-hacke…

    Yeah I did my research long ago. I don’t think this anything to worry about

    vsis,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar

    I’m unaware of 1password ever getting hacked.

    cybersecuritynews.com/1password-hacked/?amp

    I think your paranoia here is unjustified

    You are right in a way. I always assume company sysadmins have access to company data, even if they say the opposite, and I always assume there are undisclosed data leaks. Which may seem a little paranoid.

    It’s like closing your car’s door when leaving it alone: Is it paranoid to assume that always there are someone willing to steal stuff?

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    forbes.com/…/no-1password-has-not-just-been-hacke…

    1password employees don’t have access to the data let alone anyone else. The encryption is not bullshit

    vsis,
    @vsis@feddit.cl avatar

    1password employees don’t have access to the data let alone anyone else.

    That’s a common good practice.

    It’s still good idea to assume the opposite.

    If you can see plain text passwords, some malicious actor at their side can too. No matter if it’s encrypted at rest.

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    No, I don’t think it’s healthy to move through life in such a paranoid state. If I thought that, I wouldn’t use a password manager and that would leave several problems unsolved, chiefly I would only be able to remember a couple passwords, opening my identity up for hacking several orders of magnitude likelier to actually happen than 1password’s entire technology stack failing at its one job.

    qqq,

    A lot of weird hate for 1Password on Lemmy the past couple days. I highly recommend reading their white paper, I think most of the hate comes from ignorance of what they are actually doing.

    1passwordstatic.com/…/1password-white-paper.pdf

    ClamDrinker, (edited )

    It’s the choice between trusting one company (or if you self host, trusting yourself) to have their security all in order and properly encrypt the password vault. Using one password for every site you use means that you have to trust each of those sites equally, because if one leaks your password because they have atrocious password policies (eg. storing it in plain text), it’s leaked everywhere and you need to remember every place you used it before.

    Good password managers allow audits, and do at times still get hacked naturally (which isn’t 100% preventable). Yet neither of these should result in passwords being leaked. Why? Because they properly secure your master password so it can’t be reverse engineered to plain text, and without the master password your encrypted password vault is just a bunch of random bytes. And even in the extreme situation it did, you know to switch to a better password manager, and you have a nice big list of all the places where you need to change your password rather than trying to remember them all.

    Human memory is fallible and we want the least amount of effort, because of that we usually make bad passwords. Your average site does not have their password security up to date (There’s almost a 0% chance not one of your passwords can be found here). If you data is encrypted accordingly, it doesn’t matter if it gets leaked in any way or stolen by some rogue employee, so long as they do not have your master password. So yes, I’d say that’s a good idea.

    Rubanski,

    Nicely said, thanks for the long read!

    Mr_Dr_Oink,

    So all my passwords are locked behind a single password? Isnt this essentially the same as using the same password for every site. In that they only need to cracl o e password to have access to everything?

    Hogger85b,

    Depends if you trust your password manager site more than either site you put the same pw into

    qqq,

    This is not necessarily true.

    For example, consider the case of a 1Password vault falling into the hands of an attacker. They do not have the option to just crack your password, as the password is mixed with a randomly generated value to ultimately derive the key. They would need to simultaneously brute force your password and that random value. This should almost be impossible. However, given access to a client that already has knowledge of the secret value, it would fall back to brute forcing the password.

    Honytawk,

    Just don’t use your master password anywhere else than your password manager.

    If your password manager only works offline, then it is impossible to leak on the internet.

    baatliwala,

    You should be safe as long as your master password isn’t small, less than 15 characters. The longer the password, the better. Personally what I do is use a pass phrase to make it easily memorable, and then use it as a base to inflate security somewhat artificially.

    Wrap the pass phrase around in brackets or symbols; mix lower/upper case; replace (or add to) a word in your pass phrase with one from a random other language, so instead of hello you type bonjour. Bonus points if you are able to replace even a few letters in your pass phrase with fancy diacritics, or fuck it add an emoji or two.

    Then again there are a LOT of other factors which go into security. Theoretically the lyrics of song are decent as a pass phrase but there’s not much point if everyone knows what your favourite song is, or if you are learning Spanish then you’ll replace the English words with Spanish.

    Unless you’re in a position where you’re targeted by nations or are working extremely high profile jobs like CEO or digital security you should be safe really with all these but as I said there’s a lot to keep in mind.

    Mr_Dr_Oink,

    How does this all compare to using 2fa everywhere?

    baatliwala,

    2FA is in the name, 2 factor authentication. A “factor” can be considered as proof that you are who you are. The more the factors provided, the more concrete proof the system has that the user is legitimate.

    What a factor is is a more complicated. It can be broadly put in 3 categories (there’s more but we’ll ignore for now) :

    • something you know, like a PIN/password
    • something you are, like biometrics/eye scanning
    • something you have, like an ATM card or phone

    The 2FA you are thinking of is probably the 1st (a password you know) + a PIN sent to or generated by something you have (a phone). If the 2nd pin was some you had created by memory like a password rather than a remote system generated one then it would be considered same as the first factor, it wouldn’t be multi factor.

    So yeah it’s important that you keep both factors as secure as possible. A good password + a phone to generate TOTPs. I mean theoretically you can keep a password of ABC and keep 2FA on so hackers wouldn’t be able to get into your system but let’s follow best practices yeah? Use a password generator to make complex passwords for a login and enable 2FA.

    Pfnic,

    In theory, yes but if you use a good password manager and have a strong master password the encryption should be practically impossible to break. The fact that you only have to remember one password means that this password can and should be a very strong one. 20+ characters with upper and lowercase letters, numbers and symbols should take centuries to crack.

    parpol,

    The danger of using the same password everywhere is from leaks caused by poor security in one of those sites.

    Passwords getting leaked are almost always unrelated to how strong the passwords are and has more to do with how those password are stored, and what protection measures they have against unauthorized people accessing them.

    No one is ever going to “crack” your single password for your password manager as long as it is a strong password, though you might write it down in your wallet and lose it in a busy station, just like some administrator of a website might forget to close outside access to their mysql database containing unencrypted plaintext passwords.

    kratoz29,
    @kratoz29@lemm.ee avatar

    I have been wondering as of lately, I’m an old Bitwarden user and I use their generated passwords which are just a random mess for my eye, anyway when a leak occurs I usually tend to type my known passwords to match it with the leak lists, but now all this being auto generated and I be totally clueless of which is which, how would I ever notice if one of those more secure passwords are leaked?

    Does Bitwarden let you know of leaked passwords as Chrome and I think Firefox does? Because I don’t recall having this info in hand.

    smrtprts,

    You can go into your vault and choose a password to see if it’s been exposed on the web. It’s a little check mark by the password.

    JimmyBigSausage, in Galileo - Galileo - Galileo figarooo

    Oh Mama Mia Mamma Mia

    Viking_Hippie,

    Mama mia let me go!

    loaExMachina,

    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

    Viking_Hippie,

    For me, for MEEEEEEEE!!

    elvith,

    guitar solo

    Yerbouti, in You have more fun with the FPS counter off

    I play on a 720p projector and I’m really happy.

    ReakDuck,

    Thats the way

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    One of my TVs is 720p and I’m keeping it until it dies.

    AlexWIWA,

    Imo projectors look fine on lower resolutions. It’s like CRT, the technology hides the lower detail a lot better than LCD.

    Kusimulkku, in Sure it is

    I’m guessing some student housing thing

    Mr_Blott,

    Looks more like a wicker basket to me

    space_gecko,

    Helaman Halls at BYU. A lot of the student housing had fun post-it art or a variety of national flags in the windows, at least as of a few years ago.

    RoyaltyInTraining, in Funtastic 😅
    @RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

    WSL is just a weird and slow VM. Still beats C++ development with visual studio tho.

    Gallardo994,

    Well there’s msys64/mingw for clang/gcc anyway. Fuck VS.

    phorq, in copy paste

    “Your credit card on file declined on our most recent attempted rebill, please update your payment info… or we’re not friends anymore!”

    DrQuickbeam, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

    This shouldn’t happen unless you overcook your pasta. When the water starts boiling, toss in some salt and then the pasta. Wait for length of time on the pasta package. Then remove from heat and drain. If it still gets sticky, buy a better quality pasta.

    ryathal,

    If you cook with less water, you need to stir.

    Mighty, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu
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    If all I did was inspire Lemmy meme community to make stock photo memes, I’m happy

    Kase,

    We see you, and we’re proud. o7

    Mighty,
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    Awwwww

    Viking_Hippie, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

    There’s always gaming or joining a cult… Or you could do both by getting into Minecraft 🤷

    Alby003,
    @Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

    Minecraft is boring 🥵

    Viking_Hippie,

    I agree, but to each their own 🤷 It was kind of a joke suggestion anyway 😁

    If you aren’t yet, I recommend playing Baldurs Gate 3. Everyone should, whether they’re normally into RPGs or not. It’s THAT good 😁

    velox_vulnus,

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  • Viking_Hippie,

    I loved that and BG2 so much when they first came out 25-30 years ago! They were amongst my formative gaming experiences ❤️

    KSPAtlas,
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    Especially modded minecraft

    MintyAnt,

    It’s like crack

    Agent641,

    Have you considered Factorio?

    Viking_Hippie,

    I hadn’t heard about it before but it looks interesting!

    HenryWong327,
    @HenryWong327@lemmy.ml avatar

    ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

    Portosian,

    Well RIP your sanity and free time. You’re going to wake up a few weeks from now after having nightmares about unsaturated belts.

    VinnieFarsheds,
    @VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s great. I started working in the factory in 2015. Don’t have to play that many other games anymore and runs well on older hardware. It has saved me a lot of money because of these 2 reasons.

    0x4E4F, in I know I'll become one with it.

    i told it not to return anything!

    programming humor 😂

    jubilationtcornpone,

    “She expected nothing, but instead she received a promise…”

    It’s either a Hallmark movie tagline or JavaScript.

    IWantToFuckSpez, in They're Rising Up Against Us

    This scene is from the movie The Cat Returns (猫の恩返し)

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