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Diplomjodler, in I'll do it tomorrow I swear

We can fly a guy to the moon but we can’t make a laundry folding machine!

ZoopZeZoop,

They have them. Not practical for most people, though. They should have them at laundromats, though.

SlopppyEngineer,

Not for a lack of trying, but nothing small scale works well.

door_in_the_face,

You could get a folding board, that helps with shirts at least.

peopleproblems,

Hmm.

imma have a go at it then

nxdefiant,

Folding is stone age tech. We need a wrinkle-free laundry compressor/decompressor.

qooqie, in Lemmy users be like

Ye I think most of us are just tired of seeing all the hate spew other sites have. It’s much more of a pleasant experience to just chill

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s weird how frequently people disagree but talk to eachother with respect on lemmy.

feedum_sneedson,

I have found Lemmy worse, but I never went on the default subs on Reddit so maybe my experience was better than most.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m sorry you’ve found it worse. Reddit was always incredibly toxic for me and even smaller communities were terrible.

LavaPlanet, in Witcher 3 is on sale for $8, BTW

But if you came across someone wearing a hat like that, would you really consider them a threat? Maybe that’s it’s defense level being higher.

KpntAutismus, in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

fun fact: i have access to printers located in china through our company network.

but i’ll probably get fired if i print out a john xina

dauerstaender,

YOLO

NakariLexfortaine,

When the last day comes, you know your mission.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Or maybe you’ll just disappear for a few years.

terminhell, in silence

I think this might be too 40k obscure for the masses XD

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Thanks, I was about to comment “what?” if I hadn’t seen your comment

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar
Darkenfolk,

Well the joke is pretty clear. I just don’t know who these sisters of ‘unreadable’ are, or why they don’t talk.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Me when someone asks why I use lube
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

In the spirit of Alec’s pedentry, I must mention that lube does not work by making things moist, instead it works by reducing friction and preventing direct contact between solids. Oil based lubes are a prime example of this as they contain very little water and therefore is ineffective at making things moist but is still effective at reducing friction. Water by itself is actually a pretty bad lube.

Also we’re talking about machine lube right? …right?

AgnosticMammal,
Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

i love this pedantic but correct statement <3

Octopus1348, in Connoisseur

I downvoted my own comment.

vzq, in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down

Why am I seeing a whole bunch of pictures of female Japanese adolescents dressed like Donald Duck?

Bonehead, (edited )

Because it's a common Japanese school uniform. Why you're seeing a bunch of them is another question, but they're not actually dressed like Donald Duck purposely.

vzq,

Is it related to WW2 era navy uniforms, like Donald Duck’s? Or is it some freak convergence?

verdare,

I believe so. They actually are called “sailor” uniforms.

nyahlathotep,
@nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works avatar

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_uniforms_in_Japan

The sailor fuku (セーラー服, sērā fuku) (lit. ‘sailor outfit’) is a common style of uniform worn by female middle school students, traditionally by high school students, and occasionally, elementary school students. It was introduced as a school uniform in 1920 at Heian Jogakuin (平安女学院)[9] and 1921 by the principal of Fukuoka Jo Gakuin University (福岡女学院),[10] Elizabeth Lee. It was modeled after the uniform used by the British Royal Navy at the time, which Lee had experienced as an exchange student in the United Kingdom.

WolfhoundRO,

Thanks Royal Navy

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Biden was in the Royal Navy in 1920. He was in his 50s at the time.

SplashJackson, in Man can you create a community for those and stay there? Lemme enjoy funny memes

ACAB: All Cauliflowers are Broccoli

superduperenigma,

Every

Villain

Is

Lemons

Otherwise known as… E.V.I.L.!!!

Knusper,
EmoDuck,

Uh, Boost finally allows you to fullscreen pngs in the comments by clicking on them

nowitsabby, in pOliCe brUtaLiTy
@nowitsabby@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
Whitebrow, in Excuse me, sir

Ah shit. Here we go again.

bonobi, in Me when someone asks why I use lube

Did you get this suggestion on YouTube 2 days ago?!?? It was so random and I like popcorn so I watched all the way through. Seeing this as a meme now is an odd coincidence.

Leviathan,

I mean, I subscribe to his channel so I didn’t find it that weird. I do love popcorn too though.

waka,
@waka@feddit.de avatar

Well, he made that dishwasher video a few years ago, sooo…

humorlessrepost,

But to understand dishwashers, let’s first discuss heat pumps.

ilinamorato,

“Wanna know about turn signals? First we have to talk about THE REFRIGERATION CYCLE”

lazyslacker,

It was like six months ago. The first videos from him that I saw were the ones about Sony Trinitron TVs. That was a few years ago.

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The dishwasher video is from December of 2020

3 years ago aaaaaaaaaaaaa

captainlezbian,

Yeah dishwasher video predates even the year of the heat pump

lazyslacker,

Oh wow my bad. Seems more recent.

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

i did watch some of his videos before this one, so the suggestion wasn’t weird to me

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exact same thing here!

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in They should believe in themselves more.

“German technology” is a joke. Leibniz created the modern binary system so anything digital technically counts. Or printed circuit board (A. Hanson, 1903). Or printed books (J. Gutenberg, 1440). Or f*cking homeopathy (S. Hahnemann, 1796).

sock, in Don't be a no-poster

turns out quantity over quality also ruins a platform

Algaroth,

Don’t boo this post! It is the truth!

Catsrules, (edited ) in $1 grilled cheese

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

Land_Strider,

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

AlpineSteakHouse,

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.

LoamImprovement,

I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

Catsrules,

I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

LoamImprovement,

I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.

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