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Acters, in We are not the same

I remember watching a YouTube video where dollar store would run local businesses out and would sell low quality products at a higher price once there is no competition.

Omega_Haxors,

Classic neoliberalization.

IndiBrony, in Huzzah!
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I fart in your general direction!

Lord_ToRA, in Great, now it’s stuck in my head : I’m blue, dadodidadoda dadodidadodaaaa🎶
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In the second panel he’s yellow, magenta, and cyan. No green at all. Which is more accurate because color mixing for emitted light is different than reflected light.

mbp,
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To add to this, the green that you see is from the offset of primary colors creating the dark patch underneath. Since the magenta is nudged in the positive y direction and the blue is nudged in the negative y direction (and a slight positive x), we get a cool color mixing effect where the dark hues from his hair are present on his neck but it is without the magenta being mixed in. So all we get is the product of strong quantities blue and yellow which is green! Even more apparent due to the situational contrast.

AaronMaria,

He would also die if he was green.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

🎵I’m blue, if I were green I would die, if I were green I would die…🎵

tilcica,

for those who dont know, additive color mixing is used for monitors, TVs cameras and the such that add different colors together to compose new colors (RGB spectrum). subtractive color mixing is used in our eyes, printers, hand written text, etc (CYMK spectrum)

Nacktmull, in *monch*
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Real chads don’t eat kitkat!

!fucknestle

Quill0, in lots of homework....
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Nah CDs were too expensive. It was Zip Disks or Floppies all the way

Gormadt,
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Floppies were where it was at for us

I never knew anyone with a zip disk

GFGJewbacca,

My family had a zip drive growing up. Then again, my dad is a doctor, so our income might have had something to do with it.

clay_pidgin,

I’ve got a handful of zip disks, but no drive. I asked on the town bulletin board and nobody else seems to have one I can borrow. It was a short-lived intermediate format, so I’m not surprised.

vivadanang,

super popular at universities and schools where stuff wouldn’t fit on 1.44mb floppies.

they died at astonishingly fast rates, often starting the click of death after a few weeks of read/writes. fucking iomega.

netburnr,
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Cds didn’t get the click of death like almost every zip disk did.

Quill0,
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I have tons of working zip disks.

But an cdr burner in the 90s were expensive

netburnr,
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Hmm, maybe it was because I ran a file sharing service so they were constantly reading.

neptune, in Clankers

I’m pretty sure Yoda began the clone wars when he said “begun the Clone War has”.

IDeserveToBeLoved,

Why did anyone let him say that then

EmpathicVagrant,

Bored old men like to cause chaos showing off to the young folk.

Sprite, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty
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I need a 6 hour shift. 8 hours is useless. I’m not even efficient for the 8 hours. Any time above 6 hours is just power tripping, because the employees don’t even work through it, it’s just the employer demanding you are at work for that much. If I recall correctly, studies clearly show people are far more efficient with less week work hours. I have so many coworkers who stay at work longer, but they absolutely do not work. They go around chatting, playing guitar, foosball and generally fuck around. I hate the culture where being at work is valued so much more than working.

Thordros,
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I’d be fine with four to six hours a day of work. As long as I get to take a nap in the middle. And leave when the real work is done.

Selmafudd, (edited ) in Very misleading name

I came ridiculously close to blowing my hand off as a kid, the one kid in my circle of friends with the internet printed out a few copies on his dot matix printer… anyway one Saturday morning a group of us decided to try make a tennis ball bomb, it was just snapped off matchstick heads and the strikers stuffed through a small cut in a tennis ball and then tape the ball up. So pooled all out money together and go a dozen boxes of matches, tennis ball and a roll of duct tape and sat at a table in the park snapping off match heads. Once we made it we headed back to one of my mates flat and someone threw it up again a wall while the rest of us hid behind a wall looking over and… Nothing it hit the wall and bounced off and rolled around before stopping on the ground, we all waited and after a few minutes someone gave it another go with the same result, after about 10 attempts we were all out and just picking it up immediately off the ground and throwing it again. After about 15mins it just turned into a game of us throwing a ball against the wall and catching it before it hit the ground… Now I ran to catch the ball off someone else’s throw and i was about a foot off catching it when it exploded with a fucking boom, bits of tennis ball flying all over the place, you couldn’t see the shit but you could feel it hitting you on the way passed. Our reaction was fuck that was cool, let’s make another one…

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in All pollinators are important but...
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Wasps are pollinators?

benignintervention, (edited )

Check out the book (or audiobook) Endless Forms by Seirian Sumner! It’s a fascinating exploration of the different kinds of wasps and their role in their environments. For example, some figs can only be polite (typo: pollinated) but a certain species of wasp and some wasps use antibacterial compounds to coat their nests.

Daft_ish,

Hard to tell if honest typos or just an AI

benignintervention,

Honest typo. I keep using the swipe keyboard even though it sucks

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That depends. How indepth is it? Are there pictures? I ask because I generally don’t like bugs. They give me the heebie-jeeies. Especially big insects or swarms of insects. Which is a shame because they are fascinating creatures regardless.

benignintervention,

I honestly have no idea if there are pictures because I listened to it, but it does have a pretty accessible breakdown of their anatomy, physiology, and evolutionary biology. Like David Attenborough, but with more words instead of video, and more of the author’s story.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Ooh, I forgot about audiobooks! I might see if that’s in my library’s collection!

Thanks!

CryptidBestiary,

Yup, while they don’t collect pollen, they do visit flowers to find nectar for themselves. They inadvertently transfer pollen from plant to plant.

dipshit,

The capitalists of the bee world.

nightwatch_admin,

No, the idea is that bees are useful because pollinators, and honey.
However, wasps may not be the friendliest creatures around, but they are certainly useful too - like cleaning up corpses, leftovers, and last but not least they eat insects that we think of as plagues

HolyDiver,

can’t live with em, can’t live without em 😔

wreckedcarzz,
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but have you tried to find out if we really can’t live without them? because I would definitely support the anti-wasp movement

Sotuanduso,

Anti-mosquitoes first please. I have yet to hear a single good point in defense of mosquitoes (unless they just went down the memory hole.)

MintyAnt,

As they are insect hunters, yes their absence would fuck up our already damaged ecosystem. I would guess it would lead to a different insect getting out of control and causing tons of problems - like a non native leaf miner who then proceeds to multiply like crazy and obliterate all leaves off trees kind of deal.

Exusia, in No watermark
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kubica, (edited )
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Ophthalmologists hate this simple trick.

SuckMyWang, in Left, right, left

Should be another panel on this

notsofunnycomment,
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Yes, to the left of the first panel to be precise.

Lichtblitz,

Maybe the scene is set in the UK.

notsofunnycomment,
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Ok, but then the title should change. We need to be strict here.

SuckMyWang,

Road safety is no joke. Even in meme form it needs to be taken seriously.

mexicancartel,

Or in other countries which were under britain

Knusper,

Or just make it a GIF, for when you’re trying to cross during rush hour…

SuckMyWang, in 🇪🇺 How the EU Feels about

In their defence they don’t actually care about your privacy they just want to hold onto power. The cookie thing is getting ahead before everything starts to shit itself from a private companies destroying privacy perspective. This stuff is for governments to look good and they are notorious for thinking they won’t fuck this up even though they always do.

ArmokGoB, in Thanks, Windows, I didn’t want my computer to turn off, anyway

I swear that these image transcriptions are going to be used to train AI.

nakal,
@nakal@kbin.social avatar

Also to train Microsoft to be more annoying.

bleistift2,

How is that bad?

kebabslob,

… Fuck

winterayars, in Vegan food: The west vs India

Honestly the Indian one should have just been “Here’s your meal.” “Thanks. It is delicious, as expected.”

wasd4321, in If you're feeling left out it's probably because you defend billionaires who would mince you into fertilizer

holy shit can we see an actual meme on this instance?

umbrella,
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oh, no!

its politics on the marxist-leninist instance’s meme community!

altima_neo,
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Non-stop circle jerking

vasametropolis,

Has to be breaking a rule by this point

WindowsEnjoyer,

I think what you are looking for is called Shitposting. 😅

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