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velox_vulnus, in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat

Oh no, dearie, you lost your fake internet points? I feel so sad for you…not.

herrwoland, in Pinky promise it isn't AI
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

ofc it’ll be in Florida

BruceTwarzen,

ofc people believe it.

VikingHippie, (edited ) in USA: We don't negotiate with terrorist. We finance them!

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Yeah they do. They’re called Republicans.

Empricorn, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Wow! Those are some better-looking drivers! But damn these electric sex pants!

gedaliyah, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Oooohhooho. You really touched a nerve on this one.

hondaguy97386, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

…but we’re not just random arrangements of atoms…

Rhynoplaz,

Not with THAT kind of attitude!

antrosapien,

Or are we Boltzmann brain

superduperenigma,

I’m Cave Johnson, here to personally thank you for volunteering to test Aperture Science’s brand new long range spacetime displacement device. Before we begin, there’s 2 things I need to mention.

First off, there is a non-zero percent, closer to 90, chance that you will end up being a just a random arrangement of atoms after the test. Not in a philosophical way. Just an absolutely random heap of atoms sprawled across the testing chamber floor.

Second, I need to remind you that the waiver you signed is iron clad. You can thank the suits in legal for that.

Now let’s begin!

Cannacheques,

Why not? Even if it we’re meant to be important why can it not be by action rather than by birth, see how narcissistic it is to think we’re supposed to be here?

hondaguy97386,

I didn’t say we were important or supposed to be here. Just that we aren’t random. The initial state of the cosmos may have been random but everything after that is following a trajectory based on physics.

DeskP1loti, in Iced

May I present you with “dirt-smoke”.

lemmy, in Here's a phone, call somebody who cares

Had to flip my phone to make sure it wasn’t a boobs meme with the calculator

aulin, in Google “search”

I’ve used Startpage for a year or more on my main computer and it works okay.

But if anyone has any tips for a search engine that actually supports queries with boolean logic and such, I’d be all for it. Lately they all seem to just not do that anymore.

I vastly prefer a search engine in the EU, that respects the privacy laws here.

yardy_sardley, in chop chop

Since we’re on the topic, does anyone know if there’s a Fargo community in existence somewhere on Lemmy?

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

I wish

Imgonnatrythis, in Google “search”

Any discussion on search on Lemmy will bring up Kagi as it has been here already. I will just mention that. A. You can cheat and just keep using a bunch of email accounts to get free trials from them B. If you do that long enough you’ll realize their 300 search plan is pretty fair and having saved preferences is worth a membership and they have an option where you can use crypto to pay your fees and remain anonymous (this is very important to me as the only thing more evil than Google would be to have all your search data, your full name and your credit card info - I strongly recommend the crypto pay option and create a dedicated email address. For Kagi membership).

Gabu,

This reads like a sponsored ad.

Imgonnatrythis,

Yeah they have a program - for every redditor I get to join I get 100 free searches. For every Lemmite that joins I get 20.

Chestnut,

How good is it? I’ve heard good things but would love a second or third opinion

Imgonnatrythis,

Why? The trial literally just needs a BS working email address.

snowe,
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Fantastic. I left some other comments on here but I switched within days of doing the trial and I haven’t gone back at all. I think the total number of times I’ve used Google search since then is 3. Yes 3 total searches on Google in the past six months. None of those searches gave me what I wanted, but those were the times i couldn’t find what I needed with kagi. So 3 kagi failures in 6 months and Google wasn’t helpful either.

Schlemmy, in Oh, you are here, too?

I love the functionality of TG. It has it all. Add bots in the mix an you have a powerful chat. Would like it to be a bit more trustworthy and E2EE by default.

franklin, in chop chop
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

I guess it’s at least more environmentally friendly

squiblet, in Put the fish down.
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I know a fair amount of girls from Minnesota and Oregon who would like that because they're into fishing themselves. They grew up fishing with their fathers.

gerbler, in Trig

Not me. I went years without until last week I realised I needed them for a script that points an object at a target in Maya. Turns out trig is really fucking universal.

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