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_haha_oh_wow_, in panik
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you my girlfriend?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I can be anything you want me to be, for the right price, bb.

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hmm, you don’t sound like her…

SeekPie,

Too expensive?

MasterNerd,
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

No, too real

ook_the_librarian, in Almost a shitpost.
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Notice as the person bows to their third opponent as it bows back.

Gingerlegs, in panik

I feel attacked

rockerface, in I'd say celebrations are in order

I compensate by including those 8 weeks into my project planning. Nobody knows better anyway

PsychedSy, in I wasn't eating any food at the time

My dog eats a lot of paper towels/napkins or really any paper he can gain access to.

Window_Error_Noises, in Happy Halloween!
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Heh. Take THAT, Catholics! Oh, if theses were Reeses…

In case anyone wants to know more!

Varyk,

Thank you

Rayuza, in panik

Same. Im pretty sure its some kind of disorder

Shelena,

I have this and I have CPTSD. However, I am sure that there can be other causes as well.

Ultraviolet, in Almost a shitpost.

If Mexican food gives you the shits, you need to eat more fiber so your digestive system doesn’t immediately panic on contact with beans.

kautau,

My guess is it’s the cholula, or Taco Bell, or ordering deep fried chimichangas, or other Tex-Mex, most freshly made authentic mexican food is simple ingredients that should definitely not cause someone to have the shits

gkd,
@gkd@lemmy.ml avatar

Japan has Taco Bell so that’s definitely an option if you want to really make use of those toilets.

daltotron,

yeah, but their taco bell kind of sucks major ass because they don’t have access to the same ingredients, or something along those lines, I can’t quite remember.

kautau,

It wouldn’t surprise me. Japan does rice and beef very well. But tomatoes and lettuce are far less common in Asia. I’m actually traveling to Japan early next year at some point. Will try Taco Bell and report back

daltotron,

Tell me whether or not they have any good black bean tacos. I’m interested in their bean variety, because I’m not sure to what extent they have the same beanage as over here. I have to expect that they have some level, as otherwise you’d get no bean paste pastries, no miso soup bean stock, yadda yadda. I expect a full report on my desk by may 2024.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Some people are sensitive to an enzyme in beans as well, I’m blanking on what it’s called atm. But I’m a vegetarian that eats beans like 3-5 times a week and my poops are legendary the day after eating them. Lentils too, to a lesser degree

punkwalrus,
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

I lack that enzyme genetically. I am allergic to alcohol, and so when my stomach can’t digest beans corn, or even eggs, they sit in my intestines, start to ferment, and I am in a world of hurt.

BCsven,

There is that Beano enzyme product, a few drops with a meal

Holzkohlen,

But good shits are the point. Fiber takes on water in your gut which increases the volume of the shit in question and it makes them super soft or lose shape entirely. Pretty much all my shits are like that because of my high fiber intake.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

It’s usually the reaction to spices not the fiber of beans.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man, it ain’t the beans, it’s the peppers and/or spices.

Seriously, I’m not fucking with you. Beans are great insoluble fiber, and they reduce the effect of the other ingredients to some degree. This is a widely used way for IBS sufferers to reduce the impact of the effect. Extra beans, as long as you aren’t sensitive to the beans themselves (which is a thing), or added dairy (again, if that isn’t a trigger for you), and doubling up the tortillas all help to some degree.

If the dish is also fatty, that’s going to end in your end not ending well. Since what a lot of people think of as “Mexican” tends to be like what you get at Chipotle or Taco Bell, the fattiness is assumed.

zeppo,
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

I eat hella hot sauce and peppers and… yeah. They’ll do that to you. My mouth is fine with any amount of spice but when it contacts any other part of my body (or I inhale a tiny bit!) I realize holy shit, this stuff is caustic.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in D'aww
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

How do you know it isn’t the poor rat offering his weekly racket doughnut to the rat mafia boss?

HikingVet,

Because they share it afterwards.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Right, it’s not in the meme though.

spicytuna62, in Almost a shitpost.
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

OP, I hate to break it to you but…

tacobell.jp/locations

There appear to actually be Taco Bells in Japan. So let’s just say Ferrari, meet Nurburgring.

stillwater,

I’m not sure what’s worse, suggesting Mexican food makes people go to the bathroom or suggesting Taco Bell is Mexican food.

Annoyed_Crabby,

OP probably mean Taco Bell will have the same effect.

ghostdoggtv,

All food makes you go to the bathroom. Mexican food done nothing wrong

1847953620,

definitely suggesting that taco bell is Mexican food is the worst one

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I can see how I insinuated that taco bell is Mexican food, but I don’t actually think taco bell is Mexican food. Far from it. But it’s been memed for like 15+ years that taco bell gives you life-altering shits.

https://external-preview.redd.it/6idndRgzQ3fo-hXZBO_feJkqiHaTjicu0DaM0jT6V9E.jpg?auto=webp&s=08a7b7c8564dd0ca55c50b33918a4cea751c430a

I seriously remember seeing this in high school as early as '07, but I’m sure it was probably going around before then.

I live in the OKC metro and if you’re looking for real Mexican food here, you’re pretty spoiled for choice. I won’t suggest we have the drop on Mexican food, but you can find some really great places here without having to look hard. Taco Bell is great because the food actually tastes pretty good and there are like four within a five minute drive of my house.

cryptosporidium140, in B-but! They were monsters!

I could see this being a plot twist in a horror movie but ain’t nobody gonna fund it

scholar,

It was sort of the plot of an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sternout,

And one of the early black mirror episodes

VikingHippie,

And C-Span.

bec, in not again...
@bec@lemmy.ml avatar

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

The_Eminent_Bon,

Better to be loved than hated?

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

Whitebrow,

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

Dampyr,
radioactiveradio,

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

Holzkohlen,

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Stargate be like
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Teal’c is givin’ O’Neill the ol’ Chappa’ai.

Enzy,

Step teal’c

Classy, in lick🦎

There are times I hike out to the woods and find a nice spot where I can’t hear the lawn mowers, the car horns and tires, the barking dogs. I don’t smell the exhaust fumes and fertilizer. Nothing around me but birds, breeze, animals scurrying around, bugs in the grass.

These moments are so precious. I can turn the modern brain off for a bit and just be an animal in nature.

Kase,

This guy lizards

Zehzin, in Almost a shitpost.
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t worry, Denny’s is very popular in Japan.

1847953620,

why does Denny’s give me the shits?

Perfide,

Skill issue

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Grease. Lots of grease

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