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Persen, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

You can have meat as well, portable cow. If you don’t like it anymore, just eat it.

Haywire,

This is a funny place. Weird what people upvote and downvote.

Empricorn,

Right, like dumb anti-jokes that don’t contribute to the discussion…

Haywire,

I don’t know what that means.

Zerush, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Advice in a Lab door

Atention LASER

Do not look with the remaining eye

Mchugho, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

I wonder how many fuck cars people will buy a car when they finally graduate and get a job and realise they want 1 hr 30 commuting every day instead of 3 hours?

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t. Even when I lived an hour away from my job, it was about as fast by train as driving, and I could spend that time productively or relaxing instead of concentrating on.

If it takes twice as long without a car, that’s a problem that should be solved!

GissaMittJobb,

Ah, yes. Minimizing other people’s arguments by implying they don’t have jobs.

This is a bad comment that you should probably delete.

Mchugho,

Nope. I’m touching on the student politics that infest sites like this. Opinions that are easy to hold when your only destination is your university campus.

GissaMittJobb,

Cool. I’ve been working for 8 years, commuting in the range of 10-15 km to my various places of work throughout that period, with the exception of the pandemic period during which I worked remotely.

Not once have I driven a car to any of my jobs. A mix of public transportation and cycling has covered all of my needs, and I wouldn’t have saved any time by opting to drive.

This invalidates this terrible comment, so let’s not keep repeating.

Mchugho,

So because you have a job then Lemmy isn’t full of reactionary student politics? Great logic.

TheDankHold,

The point is your generalization is disingenuously dismissive and insultingly reductive

LucyLastic,

I’m 46, the parts of my life where I haven’t needed to use a car every day have been great for my physical and mental health … now I live too far from work I use a little 125 motorbike to commute, and it’s still much nicer than having to take a car. When I am forced to take a car, the one I have is small and economical.

I didn’t start figuring this out until I was 30, maybe you need a few more years to mature enough to throw off the consumerist mindset?

Discombobulated_Back,

Hi, im 26 years old and i have the money to get a car and make enough money to Use the car. But i dont have one, i use every day the train to get to work. 5 min with bike to the trainstation 31 min with the train, 5 min on foot to my work place, 5 min back to the trainstation, 22 min back with train and 10-15 min with my bike home. With a car I would need 38 min (gmaps). I pay 49€ in month and can use bus or trai In whole Germany. With a car it would be 66km per day. The car of our family uses 6,5 L/ 100km 66km = 4,29L × 20 (workdays) =85,8L * 1,82 (price per liter fuel)= 155,61€ and that is only the fuel with out the tax for the car insurance and not the wear out and without the 2 year controll checkup. And with that I can say train is faster and cheaper for me so I don’t need a car.

Mchugho,

Good for you mate. Shit if you want to go anywhere except work though, especially in the countryside.

Discombobulated_Back,

Well its only a problem if its night and im drunk. A car wouldnt help except there is a not drunken driver.

TheDankHold,

Renting is a concept that exists, just in case you were unaware.

rab,

Tried that. If you want to rent for the weekend you waste a bunch of time picking up and dropping off the vehicle. And say you are using it for camping, you have to pack all your stuff that same day then unload everything before drop off. There are also restrictions as to where you can take rentals, like gravel roads are off limits. Just some examples

rab,

Congrats for living somewhere where that’s viable

Where I live in in Canada you can’t even expect the bus to show up at all, nevermind on time

Nalivai,
Mchugho, (edited )

You are massively original. It’s great that a meme can deflect any criticism of your consumerist habits. Now you can do whatever the fuck you want as well as feeing morally superior about doing it, because you are only doing it because the bad men in suits made you. Very clever.

Nalivai,

Yeah, buddy, widely used meme can perfectly answer your “well-thought out” “criticism”. Maybe it’s a comment on your position, eh?

iByteABit,

Yeah, no. I have a car and I hate driving it. I hate others having cars and driving them. I hate public transport being ignored over car infrastructure leaving them completely impractical. I hate our cities being ruined in order to work around cars, when metros are underground, and trains are overground but take way less space since they can take in way more people and transfer them way faster. I hate car accidents being one of the leading causes of death in my country. Fuck cars

Mchugho,

A lot of hate there buddy. Just need to relax.

iByteABit,

I’m just responding to your initial stupid take, I don’t mean ‘hate’ as in going out and breaking car windows because they’re the bane of my existence

newIdentity,

I’m in Germany. That’s how long it takes with the trains to get to my Workplace. And I still rather work from Home because I don’t have to travel 3 to 4 hours a day.

Holy shit you guys have bad infrastructure. Even worse than ours.

I also generally rather use the train despite its problems. Especially when I’m not sure if I will be drinking or taking other drugs.

Knightfox,

Not really, the images and travel descriptions you’re reading here are the exception, not the rule. The US has great infrastructure, just not for public transportation as there isn’t enough centralized usage and the locations are far apart. It would take me 4 hours to go to work by bus, but it takes me 25 min by car.

rockerface,

“great infrastructure, just not for public transportation” sounds to me like another way to say “shit infrastructure”

Knightfox,

Infrastructure can apply to different things, you can have great infrastructure for cars, but not trains. You can have well maintained power lines, but poor internet connectivity. You can have a robust water utility, but a mixed storm and sewer system.

If you’re gonna point out one bad part of infrastructure and say all of it’s bad then idk what to say for you.

You can go from London to Edinburgh by car (412 miles) in 7.5 hrs or by train in 5.5 hrs.

You can go from Richmond to Charleston by car (432 miles) in 6 hours or by train in 13.25 hrs.

Mirshe,

That’s simply poor route planning, which could be solved by better bus funding, leading to more buses with more stops and more frequent trips.

Knightfox,

I’ll direct you to another of my posts rather than having two going.

lemmy.one/comment/3795505

newIdentity,

That sounds like it’s a vicious cycle. There isn’t any public transport so there are no people using the public transport which causes public transports to be bad, so there isn’t anybody using it

Knightfox,

It is to a point, but when you reach that point it’s just not feasible to have public transportation. The city I work in has a light rail train, it has a robust busing system, but people also travel from 20+ different small towns around this one and at a certain point that system breaks down. If I were to take the bus I would still need a car to get to the next small town where the bus stop into the large town is.

The fact is that the most of the US isn’t designed like old world cities which were built with public transportation and foot traffic in mind.

Mchugho,

Why is everybody assuming I’m not European?

Gabu,

Because you behave like a brainless, witless worm, which is much rarer in Europe

Ebber,

You are allowed hate something you own and depend on. What I find fuck cars people are about is how much cars are catered for and it’s still horrible to use in a lot of places.

shneancy,

absolutely.

Normally I live in a, relatively speaking, new city - and everything is so bloody far away, sure some things are more centralised but plenty of things are getting built in places with no public transport connections or an easy way to walk to.

For 3 years at uni I lived in a very old town, and everything, just everything, was in the town centre, you could walk everywhere with no issues.

The difference is one place was built for people, and the other was built for cars.

cottonmon,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I live in a third world country and have to usually have to take taxis to get anywhere without being a sweaty mess and I’d love to the point where public transportation can get you anywhere in the metro, similar to how Hong Kong (where income taxes are pretty low as far as I know) does it.

huge_clock,

A lot. Because our infrastructure and zoning basically demand you buy a car. That’s not the point. The point is to advocate change through local government.

Mchugho,

What comes first the cars or the infrastructure? It’s a bit of a chicken/egg scenario. People aren’t going to lobby to inconvenience their lives whe it doesn’t make sense.

huge_clock,

You can’t take the train before the tracks are laid down.

Go to Europe my friend. You can go from Madrid to Barcelona for $30 on a train that goes over 300 km/h.

Mchugho,

I am in Europe.

optissima,

Where? Have you tried going outside?

Mchugho,

The UK. Trains are expensive as shit and terrible. Still better than the US but not viable for me right now

optissima,

Oh we’re talking about developed countries but I understand the confusion.

Mchugho,

Yes, xenophobia is an excellent debate tactic.

optissima,

Oh I don’t hate you, I’m saying that your country has replaced development with neoliberals.

Mchugho,

We were literally the first industrial nation. We already have infrastructure, which is why development is so expensive.

We are currently in a political situation with high speed rail. The costs are soaring and it’s nothing to do with neoliberalism, it’s because to build additional infrastructure in Britain you have to bulldoze through existing shit that is owned by people already.

Nationalising the railways did raise costs by about 1/5 in real terms, but we also have some the safest rails in Europe. They also became more reliable and investment increased 9 fold.

optissima,

Keyword: were (past tense). Too bad it was all thrown away…

TheRealKuni,

Ah, well thank neoliberal privatization for that. Thatcher and Reagan fucked their respective countries so damn hard to the benefit of their wealthy friends.

Mchugho,

I’m all for nationalising the rails, still wouldn’t catch the train unless they built a station right outside my house that goes straight to work.

TheDankHold,

Look up the Beecher report (hopefully I got the name right) to find out what happened to your trains. It was politicians getting bought by car manufacturers.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

The infrastructure came first. It was specifically lobbied for to force people to buy cars.

SeaJ,

The car industry lobbies to tear up public infrastructure, dingus.

Mchugho,

Wow I’ve never thought of that. Your thoughts are so insightful and original, if only I was as clever as you. Just make the government do stuff.

huge_clock,

I’m sure you’ll get there. Just keep educating yourself.

ThunderWhiskers,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

These people are ridiculous. They want to gaslight people who have to drive into thinking we’re bad people and when we call them out on the fact that there is no public transit infrastructure built they’re just like “well all people have to do is build the infrastructure!” Bitch where? And who? And how do we make them? And with what money? I’m so sick of hearing “you should drive a smart car because it makes sense for my DINK ass and I know what’s best”. My home is in an ocean of suburbia. They gonna just bulldoze a whole swath of homes to install a rail? They’ve been talking about installing a rail from DFW to Austin/Houston for the past 40 years and there was even room for it once upon a time. You can’t just say the magical solution is to just “build trains”. We don’t love our cars, these fuckcars people are just lunatics. As you point out the vast majority of them are almost certainly children. The rest are fortunate enough to have never experienced a place with poor public transit.

Mchugho,

Absolutely, unfortunately those fuckers have dogpiled the shit out of me like I haven’t heard their shitty argument 100 times and as though they have something original and interesting to say. Puts you off saying anything that doesn’t exactly follow the hive mind.

kameecoding,

let me translate what you just asked

I wonder how many people will be forced to buy a car to be able to function in society even though they hate the idea owning a car and in any other developed nation they could go car free in an equivalent city because they have better public transport and/or bike infrastructure

Mchugho,

Got to love how you assume I’m American.

optissima,

Nothing there said you’re American.

Mchugho,

“any other developed nation” was kind of implicit.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because China doesn’t exist or anything. Or Russia, or Australia.

Mchugho,

Read it back.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Is anyone seriously denying the U.S. is a repressive country or that it’s status as one is really relevant?

Is Australia a repressive country?

Isn’t most of the global south repressive despite the fact that they’re walkable by necessity?

Or are you just here to pick a fight because you want to live in Paris but can never afford to with your shitty McDonald’s wages?

Mchugho,

Wtf are you talking about dude. I was just flagging up the fact that OP assumed I was American because I wasn’t immediately “fuck cars”.

I literally live in Europe and have a decent career. Move along bozo.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Lol sure you were, and that’s why you were talking to me and not OP 😆

I know you think asking people if they want a Royale with Cheese on a shitty burning microphone is a decent career, but it’s not. Now get me my McFlurry and don’t you dare try to pull that “the machine’s broken” crap on me. You just don’t want to clean it.

Mchugho,

Good one 👍

Gabu,

You’re a moron that never heard about other countries existing. It’s okay, you’ll probably learn about them when you enroll for 1st grade.

Mchugho,

Got another one who is assuming I’m American. The sweet irony.

TheRealKuni,

I wonder how many fuck cars people will buy a car when they finally graduate and get a job and realise they want 1 hr 30 commuting every day instead of 3 hours?

My wife and I own two cars and live outside the most urban parts of our city. I actually love cars, especially when I get to drive a standard transmission. But we both are firmly in the FuckCars camp.

We walk, bike, and use public transit when we can, and we vote to improve the pedestrian infrastructure in our area whenever we can. We love vacationing in places with good public transit, and would live in such places if circumstances allowed.

Part of the frustration in the FuckCars community is the very thing you said in your post. Cities are built around cars, which means every other form of commuting is secondary and therefore worse than it could be. This is what we want to change. Build cities around people. Get rid of massive parking lots, dangerous stroads, etc. If people need cars to get from city to city, or outside of cities, totally fine. But they shouldn’t be necessary for day-to-day in populated areas.

Cities could be so much better, and we know this because there ARE cities that are better. It just takes effort and time.

Mchugho,

All we need now is infinite money and to convince the entire population to give up their personal transportation. Easy enough

SeaJ,

You don’t have to give up personal transportation to build public transportation. Are you high? And no, it does not take infinite money. How the fuck do you think that they’re are cities who have already implemented decent public transportation got them? They certainly did not have infinite money.

Are you always this defeatist?

TheRealKuni,

Infinite money if we want to do it immediately. Don’t be so defeatist. Changing hearts, minds, and infrastructure is not immediate.

Mchugho,

Nah it’s typical online leftism. Good at defining problems and not so good at working up solutions that don’t just bubble down to “everyone should think like me”.

Cars are here to stay.

TheRealKuni,

There are plenty of good solutions. Just because you’re only hearing the very valid complaints doesn’t mean solutions don’t exist. They just aren’t going to be easy or immediate. Life doesn’t work that way.

Cars are indeed here to stay. But we can make cities much better over time.

Mchugho,

Well yeah of course. But I think what you’re not factoring in is that people will always choose the convenience of cars. People don’t just drive to and from places in the same city.

TheRealKuni,

I believe I did mention cars as valuable for use outside of cities. I live in the US, cars are an absolute necessity outside of major population centers.

Even so, cities are better when cars are unnecessary within them. CAPABLE, but unnecessary.

Mchugho,

London is what you lot over the pond would call a “walkable city”. Is there still a metric fuck ton of cars? Yes.

TheRealKuni,

Yup, I’ve been there. The story is the same with Paris and NYC. I still prefer those cities over, say, Los Angeles. Cities that have made an effort to be livable without cars are better than cities that haven’t.

Mchugho,

Well yeah of course they cater to everyone. But a lot of people around here are pro designing cities to be deliberately annoying to drive in which is just the other extreme to LA.

TheRealKuni,

There’s a city near me (so-called, but realistically a subset of the greater metro area) which has made changes to attempt to slow down cars. Curvier roads, curbs that cut out the shoulder near intersections (which still allow for parking but make the road seem narrower, psychologically, so people subconsciously slow down), strict enforcement of speed limits, cutting four-lane roads down to two-lane with a turn lane between them and bike lanes on the sides, etc.

Arguably these changes make it “deliberately annoying to drive in,” but this area is still perfectly drivable, and is still often the fastest way to get from one place to another if they’re nearby. And yet it has made that area much more pedestrian and bike friendly. I am far more likely to see people on foot there than in other parts of the city (barring the downtown area, which is of course most densely populated and therefore full of people).

It also makes it a delight to bike through.

This is the kind of change I want to see. I want cars to share the road. (To this end, I don’t hesitate to bike in the road. If people are annoyed because I top out around 28mph with my eBike, then they should vote for more bike lanes. 😁) I don’t want cities to be places where cars are the primary mode of transit and the others are afterthoughts, I want cars to be one of many viable options. I want to see parking lots reduced in favor of housing and businesses, and centralized parking garages emphasized.

As stated previously, these aren’t going to be immediate changes. They will take time, but they’re worth working toward for better and healthier cities (and a healthier planet).

rug_burn,

Cities could be so much better, and we know this because there ARE cities that are better. It just takes effort and time.

And eminent domain, to take the land to build that infrastructure. And money. Lots and lots of money. And way more time than you think. Effectively having to level homes for miles, grade the surface and then, finally getting to build this utopian vision of public transportation, which will then need to be fed, sorry, maintained, by taxes that will shoot through the roof. Then, the displaced will need a place to stay, so enter yet more eminent domain to take more property to build vertical, because there is a finite amount of land. And this would be jn just one small to mid sized US city.

Look, I’m happy for anyone who’s happy in how they do their daily. You chose it, and it works for you. Some people don’t chose that life, and it doesn’t work for them. I respect your way of life, it should only be fair that you respect mine. I’m not driving a 3500 turbo diesel that gets 12 gallons to the mile, stomping on the gas “just because I like the sound” and throwing cheeseburger wrappers out the window.

Difference is, I’m not trying to force my way of life on others…

TheSaneWriter,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Of course I own a car, you need to own one to get anywhere where I live. That doesn't mean I have to support car infrastructure or be against public transit. I advocate for making public transit services more common and easier to use, and I would use public transit if my supported policies were implemented.

cottonmon,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly don’t get their argument. Yes, the current situation is bad and will necessitate using cars, but isn’t that the point of the post? That things could be better? That getting to the reality where cars are not as needed would be great? It’s such a strange attack against people who want better public transportation infrastructure.

ThunderWhiskers,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

Most of us aren’t arguing that a decrease in dependence on vehicles isn’t beneficial or worth the time. We’re tired of being implicitly blamed for just trying to exist in an established system. The very first words in this post are “STOP DRIVING CARS” like we have a choice or that would fix anything or that it’s our responsibility to upend how we live our life for “the cause”.

THAT is what pisses us off.

Mchugho,

I’m not against public transit either. I was just wondering aloud how many are so vocally against cars due to not never really needing one anyway so far in their lives.

psud,

I used to visit fuck cars, back when I was on Reddit. I own two cars, and I look forward to a time when I only need them to tow a trailer and/or go on holiday

Zerush, in Me: Sit! , Dog: You sit! , Me: Ok!
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“He’s never done that before!!!”

Mchugho, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Places were not supposed to be driven to?

Places were not meant to be filmed, or cycled to, or taken a blimp or train to. Places just are places. There is no meaning. Who is upvoting these low quality memes?

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s a reference to the original meme. The entire image is tongue-in-cheek.

psud,

My city was designed to be driven to. It was built after cars were common

But it’s still quicker to get from suburbia to city by bike than bus, but car is quicker still

Gonzako, in Pitbulls

Dogs make great companionship in hard times.

balderdash9, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????

The weird thing about Lemmy is no matter how anodyne you think your post is, some people will downvote it. This post is a fine example

Kecessa, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Engineers designed these roads, not urbanist.

GissaMittJobb,

Traffic engineers are hilariously bad at their jobs in the U.S.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Traffic engineering isn’t a university program and we’re still using studies from the 50’s to dictate our traffic engineering. It’s civil engineers in NA who are forced to follow outdated policy which maximizes for car traffic flow, regardless of body count or overall flow of poeple across all transit options. Generally, city planners are all for public transit and walkable and bike able cities but have to battle with politicians appealing to suburbanites with cars.

InputZero,

I don’t understand why this is such a hard thing for people and government to understand. Your car isn’t going to a place, you and the stuff you need to carry are. The car is just the means and there are many other means to do so, they just get a lot less attention and funding. Cars and traffic infrastructure have been subsidised for over a century now. Of course cars more developed, and of course we build our cities for cars, we’re socializing cars.

Yes, there are many areas that have been developed so car focused that it’s a necessity to own a car. People living in rural areas will always need personal cars. People in urban and suburban areas probably don’t and should give up their personal vehicles so Farmer can keep theirs.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Pitbulls

Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

BCsven, in Pitbulls

Employer: you have no skills, and we don’t think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

The_Eminent_Bon, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

That’s why I prefer a beef stroganoff. They fit nicely in a bag

craftyindividual,

It conforms to any shape you pour it into.

AllNewTypeFace, in Pitbulls
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Username checks out

The_Eminent_Bon, in Pitbulls

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

TheFriendlyDickhead, in Pitbulls

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

SuckMyWang,

I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

ViscloReader,

Who/what is a Dickson?

SuckMyWang,

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

solivine,
@solivine@sopuli.xyz avatar

A deez nuts joke

Gap,

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

ZILtoid1991, in everything is fine I'm just overreacting
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

That's how CBT works!

I often use stuff like that to deal with inability of getting a romantic partner. I just gaslight myself into believing "this ship has sailed for me, it's better to accept it, I cannot be lucky with everything". This usually works well, except I still tend to develop a crush on some person (usually a VTuber - they're not normal people, and neither I am), which then pushes me into instant despair.

I was thinking about selling this tip to incels in some form, under the name "nirvana-pill", but I don't think they'd listen to it.

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