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Rayspekt, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Great meme and even better because its true.

Imagine getting driven everywhere and still choosing doing it on your own. These people need Steam Decks, I tell you.

Titan, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

My favourite meme format combined with my favourite topic

Mr_Blott, in Me: Sit! , Dog: You sit! , Me: Ok!

Canine equivalent of a tiny-penis truck

Luckyfriend222,

Now you go tell him that :-)

XbSuper,

Ok. It’s just a big dog.

SternburgExport, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

I love cars and I love driving but commuting by car just sucks in every possible way.

Mchugho,

I dispute every way. There is nothing like listening to music in your car. It sounds better.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Y’all need some better headphones

shneancy,

invest in good headphones then

Mchugho,

Okay I’ll walk 19 miles to work.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

Sure, those are the only two options.

Mchugho,

Ok I’ll catch two buses and a train. Or three buses. I’ll only have to wake up at 5am everyday and go to bed at 9pm after returning home at 8:30. Totally viable.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

If only there was something with two wheels

Mchugho,

Ride a bike for a 38 mile round trip every single day to another city and back when there is no bike lane connecting said cities?

Bikes just aren’t viable for anybody who sweats like a bitch.

psud,

My workplace provides showers and lockers for staff who sweat on their way to work.

I can leave my smelly cycling gear in my locker and change into the work clothes I carried in, and wear the shoes I leave at work in the locker

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

Oh no, not bodily functions!

Mchugho,

38 miles every day…

I have to meet clients mate. I’m not going to do that stinking of BO

You’re crazy

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

And you're scared of change

Mchugho,

38 miles mate. Ludicrous to even suggest it as an option.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

38 miles on a bike is nothing lol
I know someone with asthma that does farther than that for fun

Mchugho,

Yeah for fun, on a Saturday. Not every single day for a 9 to 5. You would have to be certifiably insane.

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

No. Sometimes on their way to work since it only takes a few hours to go 40ish miles.

Mchugho,

It would take me 4 hours in total every single day. Absolutely zero chance.

Plus no way I’m going to work covered in sweat every day. I have a duty to look presentable.

psud,

One becomes faster as one cycles more

Montagge,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

LOL

BURN,

Can’t sing along at the top of my lungs though, which is the only place I can because the walls of my apartment are too thin.

Driving to and from places is way more relaxing than being on transit imo. Transit has always been significantly more stressful for me and never lines up with when I need to use it.

SternburgExport,

For me it’s the other way around. Public transit is more relaxing since I can just sit down and relax and don’t have to deal with all these idiots that drive like they have to arrive at their destination half an hour ago.

SternburgExport,

Depends on your cars sound system

Mchugho,

It does but there is something about the combination of driving and music that is magical.

SternburgExport,

I feel you. But I’d rather reserve this for when I want to drive and don’t have to.

trailing9, in Me trying to make a joke that won’t offend anyone in 2017. > My wife died in a laser accident, what is your problem?????

It is a blatant reference to an obscenely woman-objectifying scene in an overall misogynic movie. Why do you support wife beaters and wife-beating?

leave_it_blank,

What movie was it?

trailing9,

Entrapment.

leave_it_blank,

Oh, I saw it in cinemas and had totally forgotten about it. I remember liking it, is it really that bad?

neshura,
@neshura@bookwormstory.social avatar

Looked up the scene in question on YouTube and I think it’s on about the same level as six-pack shots of men in movies - decently sexualised but not problematic imo.

Regardless I think @trailing9@lemmy.ml was just continuing the joke from the meme.

fox2263,

Was it Sandra bullock?

trailing9,

OP is dressed all white like a sheep, that could give you a hint

doofer_name, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

I hate point 2 and 3.

I have an avarage travel of 45-55 minutes from my home city to the city I work in. By car and by train, while the train is usually on the slower end. It takes about 20-30 minutes to get from my home to the train station by taking the bus or riding the bike. When taking the bus I also have to factor in about 15 minutes between arrival at the station and departure of the train. Then there is another 20 minutes from the train station at destination to my place of work. So it takes me 40-65 minutes longer taking the train… twice a day, making it 1:20-2:10h a day (when Im lucky bc trains over here have frequent delays). One hour ish doesn’t sound like much? Well you’ll feel it if you working 11-12h a shift or a 9-10 hour a day in a normal 9 to 5 job (starting work at around 7 a.m.).

Then there is a neat little think called night or late shifts. There is no way I’m gonna take the train here. They either take an hour longer or the bus at my home city does not drive anymore on the way back.

Demand better public transportation. Demand functioning trains and frequent bus and tram connections. But do not tell people that need to take the car for whatever reason, that they should just take the worse option and make them feel like the problem.

I hate cars. I hate driving. And I love taking the train or taking the bike within my city. But sometimes I just have to take the car. That is not my fault tho, since public transportation is not the main focus of politics over here. And thats what needs to change globally.

Son_of_dad,

I tried taking my family out on a weekend on transit. 40 minutes wait for a bus that had any room, an hour to travel 10km, and it cost us $10 each way for the family. I live in a major city but our transit is trash. It’s not fit for a city of this size.

ahto,

It’s not fit for a city of this size.

Tokyo would like to have a word with you. It’s not public transit in and of itself that is the issue, it’s the implementation.

candybrie,

I think you read that wrong. They aren’t saying public transit doesn’t work in a city that size, but the public transit in their city isn’t up to the standard it should be for a city that size.

ahto,

You’re right, I see it now. My bad!

doofer_name, (edited )

That sounds horrible. Public transportation is such a vital thing for citys to function properly as a place to live and not just work in. And dont get me started on small towns or the countryside where not owning a car basically means you’re fucked. I cannot wrap my head around how politicians just fail to see this. Climate change might be the most urgent, but by far not the only argument for better public transportation.

zerofk,

When I switched from using the bus to going by bike, i cut my commute time by more than half. If I were to take the car, it would halve again. Public transport is great, and necessary. But it will never be faster than a personal car for anything but large distances.

DrRatso,

A bike is faster in my city if you are decently fast, but a bus or trolley is faster than cars during rush hours, because we have public transit lanes, so while everyone in their tin cans is stressed yelling at the dumbass who just cut them off im breezing past, listening to a podcast, meditating or catching a quick ten minute nap before work.

Flumsy,

… where you live. Where I live (in central Europe) we have a subway every 2-3 minutes and you’re at worst 2 blocks away from a stop. It all depends on the infrastructure. A subway cant be stuck in traffic…

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Also, trams/streetcars in Zurich have right of way and the red lights change for them. Which is completely logical considering how many more people you can fit in them than a few cards at a red light. The problems with public transit in North America are a function of our car infrastructure.

pimeys,

Yep. Here in Berlin traveling to my old office (when I didn’t work from home all the time) with the S or U-bahn took 30-35 minutes and by car/taxi about 40-45 minutes due to the traffic.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Berlin is one of the few german cities where public transport is done right. In cologne, where I lived, there are a lot of stops, but the inferstructure is just realy bad. They managed that trains get stuck in traffic too sometimes. And for some reason they trains only arrive in a 10-30min time window. So if you want to follow one line it’s relatively fine, but if you have to change trains you have to be lucky. In the city center still faster than driving though.

IkarusHagen2,
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

Just say central european city.

I too live in central europe and the bus line i could take from my town to the town i work in takes 1 hr to get there and back, at the end of my day the bus only departes one hour after i’m finished with work so i have to wait for the bus the same amount of time i need for both ways with my car.

dafo,

They should really say a European city with a subway. Not all cities in Europe have a subway.

Flumsy,

It was pretty obvious from my comment that I live in a European city with a subway…

I didnt say my comment applied to all European cities either.

BCsven,

I’m in Vancouver, while the system needs some improvement, the skytrain gets me right to the airport, with trains every few minutes. No parking nonsense. Driving, with traffic, is much longer. Bussing has some express routes so the trips aren’t so many stops also. until the system wxpands develooment the consideration is looking for a place nearer a stop or station.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If I rode my bike to work, my shift would be over by the time I got there. I’m really starting to like the idea of biking to work.

KillAllPoorPeople,

Nearly every city on the planet with a subway system disputes your bullshit.

Mchugho,

So what? Subways requires a minimum amount of people to be viable. Outside of major urban centres they are useless.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

I think the point here is that suburbs and cities have such dogshit public transit and bike infrastructure that people do everything by car. Nobody is telling those who live in rural areas to bike 30km to get groceries.

KillAllPoorPeople,

Guess where most people live and want to live?

chiliedogg,

It sure is nice that everyone gets to live in New York, London, and Washington.

A better solution is to reduce how much people need to travel. Instead of building trillion-dollartransit systems so people can to to the office we should be taxing the everloving shit out of office spaces for jobs that can be worked remotely.

cadekat,

How likely is it that your home and work are 20 minutes away from train stations because your region prioritizes cars?

doofer_name,

Its not just likely, thats the case. But living in the inner city is expensive here. And thats the case in most of the country.

Appoxo, (edited ) in Public Transit my beloved 😍
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Am from Germany and went to Nuremburg to visit a convention.
The public transit is night and day between those two places.
Only had to wait about <10min for the next bus.
I believe the accomodation is not very outside or inside of the transit serving area but it is surprising what a subway and a good schedule can do for one.

Cockmaster6000, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

When you gotta maul toddlers but also you’re a dog about town

Daft_ish,

What if I described you by the worst your species has done?

I don’t think you would like it, Hitler.

Empricorn,

Oh, come on with that false equivalency BS. Owners can choose what breeds to buy (or just take in a stray), which also determines what gets bred! Pitbulls as a breed in general do tend to have higher aggression, that’s just a fact. And it’s well-documented by vets, breeders, groomers, etc.

That’s a little different than the war crimes of one dead racist guy who lived half a century ago…

Daft_ish,

I made my point.

alpaga1,

Hi scientist here, I actually ran a study during my cursus about this and i didn’t find any significant difference between ‘dangerous breeds’ and others. The literature I found confirmed this hypothesis. If you have an article confirming this fact i would gladly appreciate it. If necessary i can give you some articles to read. As far as I’m aware it does not appear to be a fact.

ArmokGoB,

Can I see the study somewhere?

Pixelle3D,

Pitnutters really going all out these days with their bullshit.

TheAndrewBrown,

I don’t have a dog in this fight (heh) but no one arguing the other side has presented any evidence either. In my anecdotal evidence, it’s seems more that certain breeds are more powerful, so when they’re improperly trained, they cause more damage so they get more headlines

Also, those breeds attract a certain type of owner that either don’t train them or train them to be aggressive.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, they just need some love and gentle care and training. I have a half-pit and the only things she’s aggressive with is small critters. She really loves killing them though.

ipkpjersi, (edited )

I’m sure someone on either side will show up, and provide evidence… that evidence must exist, this must have been studied… right?

I dunno, maybe not.

edit: Neither side is providing any studies, but both sides are downvoting me. Very cool.

ArmokGoB,
Metatronz,

Worked for a dog and cat boarding facility many moons ago. Of all my interactions with various breeds from private owners to our almost constant stream of rescued pitbulls - we were temporarily hosting/caring for. Only one breed almost took off my finger.

I needed stitches, the lead vet had to flood the wound with iodine and antibiotics.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8a6e1ab5-da59-4481-b714-36398f6a87aa.png

201dberg,
@201dberg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

You can’t because they didn’t. They just made it up as pitbull enthusiasts always do. On the other hand here’s a site that has numerous reports on dog bit statistics and also a link to the National Pitbull Victims Awareness collective. No other breed of dog has so many organizations dedicated to victims and no other group of animal supporters attacks victims like pitbull advocates do.

dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-multi-year-fatal…

nationalpitbullvictimawareness.org/…/medical-stud…

Here is a report of US and Canada dog attacks from 1982 to 2009. (PDF download) dogsbite.org/…/2009-dog-attack-deaths-maminings-m…

IntentionallyAnon, in Embrace the typoo

BUS

Hobbes, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

Wow where did you dig this up from? Ancient.

MisterScruffy, in History lives in the present

One group was actually living there and the other group moved in and literally ripped people from their homes.

dangblingus,

6 people deny history.

Flumsy,

One group took 2 years to organize an attack on civilians, the other didnt…

Draedron,

Both sides constantly attack civillians.

TimeNaan,

The other has been attacking them for decades…

Flumsy, (edited )

This was on a different level though. Taking civilian hostages? Launching rockets with the target being a music festival?

Strawberry,

Office of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights press release outlining large scale targeting of peaceful protesters, women, children, people with disabilities, paramedics and journalists by Israeli snipers: ohchr.org/…/no-justification-israel-shoot-protest…

BBC report on the killing of Christian American-Palestinian journalist and subsequent attack of her funeral: youtube.com/watch?v=y11CVGz7toM

BBC article about the Human Rights Watch report detailing Israel’s crimes of apartheid: www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-56898864

The majority of Gaza children suffer from PTSD caused by the constant conditions of warfare, psychological study: www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/…/full

Human Rights Watch report on “indiscriminate” bombing of schools by IDF forces: hrw.org/…/israel-depth-look-gaza-school-attacks

Al Jazeera article about Israel bombing a refugee camp housing refugees of Israel’s air strikes: aljazeera.com/…/israels-bombardment-of-gaza-conti…

Amnesty International—Israeli airstrikes targeting civilian housing constitute war crimes amnesty.org/…/israelopt-pattern-of-israeli-attack…

Article by the Intercept about Israeli airstrikes targeting medical facilities: theintercept.com/…/gaza-bombing-hospital-israel/

bennieandthez,
@bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml avatar

do u live under a rock?

Malfeasant,

when did Israel specifucally taregt civilians?

They do it often. Here’s a particularly nasty one from 2009, there are plenty more if you care to look.

hrw.org/…/israels-unlawful-use-white-phosphorus-g…

Tom_bishop,

Dont forget Israel bombed Associated Press & Al Jazeera office building in 2021 for reporting against them

Strawberry,

ohchr.org/…/no-justification-israel-shoot-protest…

IDF snipers intentionally targeting civilians including children

roboticide,

That’s been happening for the last 5,000 years in that region though, since the Canaanites.

It’s not like the Palestinians were the first there.

MisterScruffy, (edited )

The Palestinians are descendants of the ancient canaanites. Most of the people in that region never left they just changed their religion at some point. This hasn’t always been happening, in Ottoman times Christians Jews and Muslims peacefully coexisted in the region.

roboticide,

I mean, kinda? They’re also heavily descended from 7th Century AD Arabic conquerors, but yes, many other natives may have adopted Arabic culture, language and religion at that time.

But Jewish culture is also derived from the Canaanite culture, with arguably more overlap. Jewish culture in the region can be traced back to at least the 9th Century BC, with the literal Kingdom of Israel. So the argument of “Well who was there first?” does not necessarily favor the Palestinians over the Israelis.

This has always been happening though. It’s not like the Ottomans took over the region peacefully. It’s been conquered and re-conquered by Babylonians, Egyptians, Greeks, Romans…

MisterScruffy,

Palestinian culture is also derived from canaanite culture. Arabs are semitic people and follow abrahamic traditions. When places get conquered usually the ruling class changes but the lower class people stay in their homes and just change language/religion/identity. Usually the new rulers don’t try to completely wipe out the inhabitants of their new land the way israel is doing with Palestinians

joseangel,
@joseangel@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why I love this video, it explains it very well in a graphic manner:

youtu.be/8tIdCsMufIY?si=maslr0cZLs-xmTl5

Ilovethebomb, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonball_Run_challenge

Are you sure about that second one?

MasterBlaster,

And here i thought it was just a funny movie all hese years!

Ilovethebomb,

From my understanding, the movie is pretty close to what actually happened.

Eq0,

“Successful record attempts have employed a variety of tactics for evading traffic law enforcement.”

Ilovethebomb,

😎

Speed limits are more like suggestions in the states anyway, this is just taking it to it’s logical extreme.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Vehicular manslaughter 😎

satans_crackpipe, in History lives in the present

I do hope the Israel and Palestine Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

satans_crackpipe,

FINE YOU WEIRDO ZEALOTS:

I do hope the Palestine and Israel Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

RaivoKulli,

wut

dpkonofa,

He posted the same message but swapped the order so that both sides would be happy-ish.

RaivoKulli,

both sides would be happy-ish

LOL

hemko,

Looks like there’s a war

kwomp, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

Excellent discourse right there

thantik, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

We were not supposed to go to the moon! Years of building rocket infrastructure and yet nobody other than a select few people have gone to the moon!

Stop building rockets!

comfy,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

Stop doing physics! Motion was not meant to be analysed.

convert that speed from nautical miles to miles please

let me calculate the snap, crackle and pop of that missile

Statements dreamed up by the utterly insane.

greyscale,
@greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair going to the moon wasnt about going the moon. It was about proving you could deliver mutual destruction wherever you wanted through general rocket superioririty

evilgiraffe666,

And yet very few people actually get to launch nukes these days. One rule for them and another for us.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Yeah I want to go to the shops and back faster than a trip to the moon thanks.

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