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AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Don't follow your ex's

My big ex left me for a rich guy customer she met at work selling high end watches, who dumped her a couple years later. She’s now fat and alone at 40.

Her once traumatic “you know this hurts me too” parting line puts a smile on my face now. Sometimes following your exes is fun.

DagonPie,
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My ex ran her over the guy she dated after me with her car so bullet dodged...or car dodged i guess.

some_designer_dude,

Do you know if it was a Dodge you dodged?

foggy,

Bet the sex was dope tho

DagonPie,
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ding ding

ImplyingImplications,

My ex is fat now too. Now I know why she would always ask me “Would you still love me if I was fat?”

foggy,

My ex has breast cancer.

It’s a weird emotion to learn someone who hurt you has a serious illness. Like “yeah, fuck you-- oh. Oh that’s way worse.”

png,

My ex committed suicide about a year after we separated and I am still in high school now. That was a fucking experience and a half.

nyoooom,

Yeah unless they really hurt you it’s not really a thing to wish to someone

foggy,

I mean she did but still no.

Like, it’s not like she took a kid, or sullied my name, or took money, or ruined the life of anyone close to me. She just kinda deliberately and very dramatically broke my heart.

I’m fine now; it definitely altered the course of my life and definitely caused a lot of pain, struggle, isolation, depression, humiliation, anxiety, etc. And a decade ago I was sure I hoped she’d face the same. Well she’ll face all of what she put me through… And way more… Under the threat of death.

It felt like finding out your hero is a fraud, if that makes sense. Like “Oh, this is actually not what I wanted at all. This is not cool. This sucks. And is actually pretty depressing.”

SnipingNinja,

I agree that you should not wish harm on them, but don’t downplay how bad heartbreak can be. It affects both your physical and mental health, and I’m certain the latter of which can last a long time, not so sure if the physical health gets affected as permanently or not. Anyway, mental health damage alone can have terrible effects on your life.

Also, the other things you mentioned are bad too, but those usually happen in addition to heartbreak, so it’s easy to think that those are worse but heartbreak aside they have their own level of terribleness.

BleatingZombie,

I can’t imagine how tough that must be to process. I’m sorry

foggy,

It is oddly a difficult thing to wrestle with. Thankfully I am healthy, I guess, you know? Appreciated.

BleatingZombie,

If there’s one piece of advice I (as a complete stranger) can offer is that it will likely take a long time to process. Be patient with yourself

itslilith, in Public Transit my beloved 😍
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car apologists are seething

PsychedSy, in America is Socialist for War

Considering how big our military is and how much of NATO we are, yeah, unironically it is a redistribution of US wealth to protect a huge portion of the world. The good kind of redistribution involves missiles I guess?

TheAnonymouseJoker,
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You terrorists only safeguard the non-Anglo (~90%) of world from prosperity and sovereignty.

PsychedSy,

I’ve been anti-war for over 20 years. Don’t get pissed at me because you haven’t bothered to understand your opponents.

Christ all the ignorant fucks that keep assuming ridiculous things are frustrating.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
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My long term friend is a Palestinian and I very well know what monstrosity is Zionist Project, that Israel and its Anglo backers have been wanting to do since 1948 in Palestine. USA, Britain, France and numerous others are responsible for this.

There is no war, there has only been genocide and colonisation since nearly 80 years, and there has only been one side backing it - Anglo/West. The same people who drew lines and flags for Arab countries, and the same people who made Arab Spring happen.

YOU are the ignorant pseudointellectual fuck talking shit on matters with 0 knowledge.

PsychedSy,

Out of respect for the instance I’m gonna stop and wish you a fine day.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
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There is no respect for siding with the Zionist agenda to want a country erased off of the world map, and for its millions of original inhabitants to be displayed by American/European genocidal colonialists.

PsychedSy,

Read what I’ve said. I described the US’s strategic plans. I didn’t say I agree with them. Calm down. Read. Stop assuming insanely stupid shit.

TrippyFocus,

If by “protect” you mean extract resources and concession from a huge portion of the world and redistribution from US tax payers to Military contractors.

PsychedSy,

No. I mean use them as forward operating bases. We subsidize the defense of a huge portion of the world, particularly NATO members, because they’re strategically important.

unoriginalsin, in Vegan food: The west vs India

Ah yes! Herbs and spices, the original chemicals and preservatives.

RealM, in Trust me bro it's 100% true
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  • bestusername,
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    There seems to an influx of fuckwits this week in most of the popular communities.

    Blackout,
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    You really shouldn't follow m/memes, r/memes or any other memes cause personal feelings don't matter here, just memes.

    misaloun,

    It is a meme yes. Just because it tackles a current even doesn’t change that.

    TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Enjoy your Friday the 13th

    My favorite piece of the student loan debt dilemma: if you don’t take on student loan debt, poors, you are going to die significantly sooner.

    msnbc.com/…/college-degree-life-expectancy-rcna11…

    Congratulations, America, we have built the absolute shittiest possible system. We’re number 1…

    ytg, in History lives in the present

    This war really makes you hate Britain (and possibly France) for causing unrest in the first place

    Sunfoil,

    Yeah it was a land of peace with no unrest until the British came.

    Mrkawfee,

    Compared to now it was a utopia.

    Sunfoil,

    Not for the Jews. Zionism and Islamic anti-Semitism and the violence from these movements predates the British trying to find a solution. However mishandled it was. They are two ideologies fundamentally opposed to one another, and they are incapable of coexistence in their current forms.

    joseangel,
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    Every should know about the Sykes–Picot Agreement, it’s one of those treaties/laws that have long lasting consequences in the current world (same with ww2 agreements).

    15liam20,

    Remember to save a little hate for the US

    Muhr, in Vegan food: The west vs India

    With the power of spices… I lived in an apartment with Indians as neighbours 2 floors beneath.

    There wasn’t a single day when you couldn’t smell all spices combined when you walked past their apartment. It was … an interesting smell…😮‍💨 I don’t believe they could smell/taste the original flavours of their food

    Nice neighbours though

    Rolive,

    Nice if you like Indian food.

    kameecoding,

    the original flavor of their food?

    what is that? bland?

    pascal,

    Yeah, tell him.

    I like that all my different vegetables taste like cinnamon and curry.

    waow,

    I see the seasoning police has arrived. It’s funny and also sad that you think normal food flavors are “bland.” Better drown everything in Lawry’s seasoned salt and Dr Buttblast.

    Muhr,

    Probably. The spices must have been worth more than the actual food though (:

    Surp,
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    The smell of all the spices is too much for me at times but I am super sensitive to smells. Gives me headaches.

    TWeaK,

    I used to work with a guy from Pakistan, my car would smell of curry for a week after a couple days of driving about with him. I could tell that he’d been back to his hotel room by the lingering smell in the hallway.

    Muhr,

    Haha :D

    AA5B,

    Yeah, some foods are like that - my ex-father-in-law had a similar thing with garlic. You could tell he had it for a couple of days

    BustinJiber, in Can't all be so gifted

    But it’s actual Magic

    AndyLikesCandy, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

    "I would love to live here"photo looks like a typical suburb - with a population density that is at a level where everyone still needs to own a car. I’m thinking European cities like Bern. Most people don’t need one to get to work but basically every household still needs one for non-work use.

    Car-free population density should be more like minor Japanese cities (like Kanazawa, etc), or old towns in Europe (downtown Bordeaux).

    MerrySkeptic, in Trust me bro it's 100% true

    Seymour! Gaza’s on fire!

    Jon_Servo,

    No, mother! It’s just the Iron Dome!

    BrownianMotion, in D and D had multiple 10 episode seasons to get it done. Lucas did it in three movies.
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    The fuck does Dungeons and Dragons have to do with Star Wars?

    AnUnusualRelic,
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    It’s Dame of Dragons, the TV thing.

    Happenchance,

    Is it?

    There is House of the Dragon.

    I can’t find anything about Dame of Dragons.

    dangblingus,

    David and Dan.

    Likwidkat,

    David Benioff and DB Weiss are the two dumbos that ruined game of thrones. I don’t like that they’re abbreviated to be confused with the ttrpg Dungeons and Dragons, but it’s what the internet decided.

    Napain, in Audio Horror

    since when can you upload video with sound and how?

    wetnoodle,
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    The video was uploaded to Tumblr and linked

    uis, in Vegan food: The west vs India
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    Gamey, in Business is going well

    Let’s give the Twitter guy another chance, I mean we all loved his platform sooo much before Musk, right? …

    Skimmer,

    Yeah, that’s what bothers me. Feels like people romanticize pre-Musk Twitter, when in reality, its always just been complete garbage. Musk’s Twitter is certainly worse in some ways, though that isn’t saying a lot.

    Overall, Twitter just sucks. Use other platforms where possible.

    Gamey,

    Yea, I have my issues with Lemmy too ever since the Israel/Palestina conflict got violent again so my by far favorite and most used is Mastodon, to me that feels like a supirior Microblogging site that actually dose things different and doesn’t just try to reimplement Twitter!

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