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peyotecosmico, in How the mighty have fallen

That chicken didn’t skip leg day

paddirn, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

I think if Texas pulled the trigger on secession, there’d be a few states that joined up with them, I don’t know that it’d be the entire US against just one state. If they seriously went for it, it’d probably be because they thought they had enough strength in numbers.

Unfortunately for them though, Republican-leaning states tend to have lower populations and wouldn’t really be able to provide much help. Florida I guess has a big population too, but not sure how helpful they’d be either with their demographics.

On the plus side though, we could potentially clear out alot of these MAGA idiots in office, assuming we actually started punishing people for insurrection.

themeatbridge,

The larger the state, the more internal resistance there will be. Not everyone in Texas or Florida will want to secede, and everybody can buy a gun. It’s one thing to gather some pride boys and meal team six larpers in the town square and march around for a bit, but it’s an entirely other thing to defend territory when you’re outnumbered, outgunned, and half the population is against you.

Oklahoma and Arkansas might be up for it, but there’s no way secessionists hold Miami or Austin.

pingveno,

Not just that, but the economic powerhouses are almost exclusively cities run by Democrats. Even deep red states have Democrats as mayors of their big cities. Texas would have a hard time funding a war if they were trying to do it on the backs of porcupines.

corsicanguppy,

So you’re saying Texas is big enough that they’d Yo Dawg their civil war?

HasturInYellow,

That is most ridiculous way to describe society dissolving into each street fighting those next to it.

It’s perfect.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Civil wars over civil wars? USA should just move to middle east lmao

Scubus,

Nah, as someone who lives in Oklahoma, about half the younger generation has a functioning nervous system that would prevent that from happening. If we seriously tried to go any more red, there would be violence in the streets.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

And you have a hitbox that is quite a bit larger than normal, and various health style related illnesses dependent on the free flow of medicine

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

All their national guards will be federalized and fall in line the second they are told their lifelong benefits will be revoked if they disobey an order to remain in place.

Most of them are under 25s that joined for free healthcare and education they couldnt afford on their own. A fraction of a percentage are willing to fight and die in the name of a state, let alone one they dont live in 😂

Transporter_Room_3, (edited )
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Hi, I was an under 25 that needed Healthcare, and wanted a formal education.

I personally am of the belief that one has a duty to disobey any illegal order, and since this fits the bill,a sizeable number would disobey on that premise alone.

But I also know that’s not likely what does it, but benefits and pay.

I personally know several people who honestly think that “THREE PERCENT!” of the population could honestly stand against their parent country in modern day. And of course, they hold that belief purely from their “only 3% fought the British” and think that a colonial territory in 1776 would somehow translate to home country rebellion in 2024.

Could they do damage and be a nuisance, and create generational issues? Absolutely. Succeed and establish themselves as a respected sovereign nation, or conquer the federal government? Anyone who honestly thinks that’s feasible without the federal government saying “eh, whatever I don’t really care” is fooling themselves.

My time in the navy was more than enough to convince me that no state could ever pull that off, just on Naval power alone. Largest navy, 2nd largest air force, marines technically part of it (don’t ever tell them that unless you have their favorite flavor of crayon as an apology) and since the federal government knows literally every single thing about their off/Def capabilities are, it would be over before my hot chocolate gets cold.

db2,

Republican states are all running in the red and I don’t mean the political red. They’re constantly getting financially bailed out by everyone else. It’s gross.

SatanicNotMessianic,

It’s just political posturing.

  1. They don’t have a military. The National Guard units would come under the command of the President of the US, and any units in rebellion would know they’re facing courts martial for crimes that would be career limiting in that the penalties could include anything from life in prison to execution. It’s literally treason by the legal definition.
  2. Even if any significant number of troops were to choose to violate the law, modern war isn’t about riflemen. There’s a massive infrastructure required to keep tanks and planes running, not to mention things like carrier battle groups. Northrop and Raytheon aren’t going to be forfeiting USG contracts to sell missile systems to Ohio.
  3. Only the president has the nuclear codes, so nuclear blackmail can’t work either.

There isn’t going to be another civil war. Too much has changed between then and now in terms of military and economic organization. This is just Texas whacking off yet again, as they did under Obama and Bill Clinton.

The very real risks we’re facing are the election of Donald Trump - this is the biggest threat - and far right domestic terrorism. The former is an existential threat to the United States and should be treated as such. The latter is a law enforcement issue and should be treated as such. I suspect the Proud Boys are infiltrated all to hell as are the other major organizations, but there’s the potential for a significant amount of harm being done on a larger than 9/11 scale, although it’d be drawn out.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Only the president has the nuclear codes, s

try 0000000, that’s what it has been for most of the time I believe.

SatanicNotMessianic,

That’s the combination I use for my luggage.

al177,

Except for that time it was CPE-1704-TKS

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ok try both just in case

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

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emergencyfood,

modern war isn’t about riflemen. There’s a massive infrastructure required to keep tanks and planes running, not to mention things like carrier battle groups.

The problem is that they don’t need to ‘win’ to get what they want; they just need to be enough of a nuisance to get concessions from the government. And both Ukraine and Gaza are showing us how effectively a bunch of people with rifles, drones and RPGs can frustrate an army. Sure, a lot of them will die, but I worry that it might be a sacrifice their leaders are willing to make if that means they get to hurt a lot of innocent people.

TooLazyDidntName, in Texas: We're going to secede

Succeed at what?

AnomalousBit,

Certainly not a spelling bee!

Touching_Grass, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695

Name on the reservation?

TheAlbatross, in Texas: We're going to secede

Pssst I think you may have meant secede.

BeMoreCareful,

Thank you!

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I just thought you were in character 😭

SatanicNotMessianic,

I think he meant “SECDEE!”

Tar_alcaran,

I understood that reference

bmsok, in A duck walks up to a lemonade stand...

Geese have entered the chat with an unapologetic level of aggression

MajorHavoc, in A duck walks up to a lemonade stand...

Lyric from second songDo you think this store sells lemonade?!

BlanK0, (edited ) in How I like my pi

Adding to the existing comments, there is also invidious which doesn’t bombard you with adds and if you have a homeserver you can easily host an instance (acts like a frontend to youtube)

wolfshadowheart, in How I like my pi

I wonder what number of cents a month is more than what content creators get from youtube or their other sites (sans donation platforms like Patreon).

It could be interesting to set aside like $5 a month to have dividends of that go out to people you actively utilize.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

At least for platforms like YouTube, creators are making $0 unless they have a ton of watch ours and subscribers and can be monetized.

wandermind, in How I like my pi

Pihole and uBlock Origin have different purposes. Pihole blocks ad domains network-wide. uBlock Origin can remove specific elements from specific webpages with surgical precision regardless of the domain the content is served from, so it is a much more precise wide-spectrum content blocker.

In other words, uBlock Origin can block basically everything, but only works in your browser. Pihole blocks fewer things and less precisely but works for all your devices.

abcde_fz,

Thank you, this clears it up really well!

username_unavailable, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695

If this was the winner, can you imagine how bad the others were?

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Nah mate nothing can compete with this.

sentient_loom, in New Yorker Caption Contest #695
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is my favorite thing of today.

son_named_bort, in Janitors provide a valuable service

You treat the CEO with the same respect as Rodney Dangerfield.

Marcumas, in How I like my pi

Does anyone have a link for how to set up a pihole that a dumb dumb like me could understand?

areyouevenreal,

Honestly don’t bother. Ublock is better at blocking ads. Pihole is for devices on your network that can’t use conventional ad blockers and is less effective.

Zerush, (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

If you are not so fit in this questions is better to install Portmaster, its downloading and run it, not much more to do (blocking or give permissions to connecting to the network to your apps. Maybe sellecting an DNS which fits your needs in the settings. It’s way easier to handle than Pi Hole. It even has an SPN (its like a VPN on steroids), but its an paid option.

Lawyerator,

May you recover from your stroke quickly.

Zerush, in How the mighty have fallen
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Not all birds have forgotten, this one can gut a human in half a second.

animals.howstuffworks.com/birds/cassowary.htm

Siegfried,

Wait, floridians are afraid of wild cats?

psud,

And this one will steal your lunch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu

platypus_plumba,

the article says there are no records for that claim.

Cypher,

Cassowaries have a claw on their middle toe that is up to 12cm long.

Im just going to assume it’s possible even if its unlikely.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

No witnesses.

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