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Enekk, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Met my wife in highschool and got married right out of college. We are now pushing 40 and are still happy and content. We were lucky, we grew together and in similar ways, but we also just knew when we knew. We even had twins a few years back and even the stress of that didn’t destroy us.

We (hopefully) still have many years together and maybe things will break down, but, so far, neither of us regret marrying so young.

PeriodicallyPedantic, (edited ) in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

There are some arguments in this thread that are getting dangerously similar to pedo arguments.

Edit:

Who is downvoting me? How am I wrong? Look at all these “age is just a number” comments. All the “some people are mature for their age” comments. I’m not making an accusation, but if you think this is a winning argument with your full chest then my level of concern is rising.

Cap, in Had to

I mean have you seen them? You would have to have a gorilla dick for it to work. Which I have 🤥

Psythik, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I’m 35 and I’m still not sure that I’m old enough to get married yet.

Devdogg, in Pelosi labels anti-genocide protesters in the US as funded by China.

Wait, didn’t she just say they were influenced by Russia??

ininewcrow, in Biden be like
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To the US President (of any name or time period) … they only identify two types of humans

American or non-American

chemicalwonka, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

c0mbatbag3l, in Sometime relatable
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I wonder if complete sedentary lifestyles correlate with inflammation, stress on joints, and overall negative health outcomes?

Hmmm… If only there were studies on such a thing.

KredeSeraf, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I don’t disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

Kiwi_Girl,
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I agree, coke should be lower.

KredeSeraf,

And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

Fun fact: I’ve never heard of a Kiwi soda. It’d probably be delicious.

Siegfried,

You mean, like carbonated pressed birds fluid? Please add ice to that

Kiwi_Girl, (edited )
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O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.

Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.

FluffyPotato,

I have tried both and both taste like a lethal dose of liquid sugar. Among the American drinks only Fanta doesn’t outright taste like diabetes, it only has that as an aftertaste.

lightnsfw, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I’m 40ish and I’ve wanted the same thing since I was 20. Haven’t found a good match but nothing has really changed regarding my long term goals and the things I want from life.

trslim, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Married at 23. Met my husband at 18 on a dating app, was supposed to be a quickie. He’s just that charming, and I love him lol.

FartsWithAnAccent, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

MacFearrs, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Ok but what about Irn Bru, it’s gotta be just under water

Diabolo96, (edited ) in Biden be like

Well, 3 is bigger than 25.000.

yogthos,
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It’s simpler than that I suspect. Unlike children in Gaza, he sees US soldiers as being human.

Diabolo96, (edited )

It was already obvious by comparing how they acted when the killed civilians where Ukrainian and when they where palistinians. The mask had slipped, revealing what many had already suspected: The tears are always a lie.

yogthos,
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Old enough to remember how Kiby was crying crocodile tears at the podium when the war in Ukraine started. Now he’s busy tirelessly defending Israeli atrocities with not a tear to shed for the victims. This is the famous rules based world order on full display.

iforgotmyinstance, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Yeah water is cool. But

She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast

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