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Colour_me_triggered, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is A, only coffee is S.

fritobugger2017,

Water S; black coffee and tea without milk and sugar are A.

nigh7y,

Cold water on a hot day is SS tier, no doubt

FlashMobOfOne, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Water is s-tier if you’ve got some propel mix in it.

RalphFurley, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

Gingernate,

Really? How? Keg and c02? Do you add anything, like citric acid? Im a home brewer, I’ve got a kegerator set up with 3 kegs. I want to do one with carbonated water some time

MintyAnt, (edited )

Soda stream is just a CO2 bottle on cold water. It carbonates after an hour or so, or if you shake it.

A better option imo is to buy a big tank of C02 and connect it to a big tank of cold water which in turn has a tap. You probably have all that!

tasteofartisan.com/how-to-make-carbonated-water/

I personally found the taste of plain cold carbonated water… actually good on its own. Otherwise you can add flavor like a canned seltzer would have.

96VXb9ktTjFnRi, (edited ) in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I drink 50% regular water, 50% herbal teas. Never drank sodas, if you’re not used to them they taste far too sweet. I used to drink a lot of coffee, but I have quit caffeine completely, with 1 exception. I drink 1 cup of coffee the day after my night shifts, because this helps me feel ok that day. If you don’t drink coffee regularly you notice two things when you do: 1. it’s very very bitter. 2. the effect of caffeine is really quite strong. I feel like I’m on drugs that day. After quitting coffee I got a little bit bored with just water, I missed drinking something warm, so I started with herbal teas. I now have a large collection of herbs and I started to appreciate all these different tastes.

Trainguyrom,

I’ve been reducing my sugar intake and recently fully quit caffeine. I was never big on sodas but I recently had one at a work lunch because it was the only option available and it was shocking how overly sweet it seemed

fritobugger2017,

Well made coffee should not be bitter

affiliate, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

diffcalculus,

How about whether or not the earliest-known literate civilizations in the ancient Near East were of each other’s existence?

crimsonpoodle,

I think you skipped the “aware”. If so, then I must argue that I don’t know enough about the topic, and since I don’t know then no body else knows and if they say they do it’s a conspiracy! So there.

UnRelatedBurner, in What is even in there?

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

anarchy79,
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I could have, but I’m still very unsure if I should have.

UnRelatedBurner, (edited )

I tough about responding to this with a lyrics. But nah, I’m just joking. it’s a copypasta and I went a lil’ crazy there :)

the lyrics in my head was:

“Only joking, only messing, don’t be stressing

I’m a peaceful adolescent, there’s no need to be unpleasant”

Mbourgon,

“Anarchy(79)”, indeed

anarchy79,
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If you only knew, buddy.

UnRelatedBurner, in What is even in there?

HAHA! PENIS!

anarchy79, (edited )
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Apparently I’m out of the loop. Or are you?

I don’t know what is going on here anymore.

Ephera,

I’m guessing, because the circles inside the box look kind of phallic…

FlyingSquid, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
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Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

Russianranger, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Throwing my anecdotal 2 cents in -

Married at 23 (wife just turned 21) straight out of college. We were both very immature, and we divorced two years later after she fooled around with her 55 year old boss. Left me devastated at 25 going on 26 thinking I was used goods. After a lot of maturing, a few more relationships, I remarried at 33.

It takes a lot of self reflection - because even though I could chalk up the previous marriage to “lol she a hoe” - I had piss poor financial skills, was very immature and lacked a lot of self confidence which manifested itself in toxic behavior all around. There are times I just cringe at who I was at that age. Not that I’m a perfect person now, I’m just more aware of what I needed to improve in myself to be a decent person and partner.

Part of it is the age old wisdom of learning to love yourself and figuring out what you like, versus just trying to mold yourself into the person you think your partner wants. And not to say that “oh I’m an asshole, They have to deal with it” but truly understanding what makes you tick and finding someone who loves and accepts that part of you.

RobMyBot,

Married at 23 (wife just turned 21) straight out of college. We were both very immature

Also totally anecdotal: Exactly the same for us, up to this point. Now I’m looking at 36 on the horizon this year, and she 34, and we’re still both quite happily married.

My only point being: it just depends on the people. It works for some, and for others it doesn’t. I wish I could tell a person which kind they’d be, but I can’t.

I will absolutely say, however, it’s gonna hurt a whole hell of a lot less to simply wait a bit longer and be sure of what you want, and that you’re both in agreement on the major things. It doesn’t mean you have to wait in order for the relationship to succeed, but it sure would improve the likelihood that it will.

quams69, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

dullbananas,
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Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears

helpImTrappedOnline,

If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

*[citation needed]

BCsven, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Marurity matters, not years . In my parents era 18 was a common marriage age, but they were done high-school and working full time at 16, unless you went to Uni.

originalucifer, in US elections be like
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yeah but 40% of the voting electorate want to be turned into dogs

perishthethought,

You’re saying they like Iggy Pop?

Lifebandit666, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Met my now wife in high school. We’ve been together since high school.

We’ve been married for 5 years now.

I’m 40 next.

So kinda agree with the post, but not the sentiment that if you met your partner early you’re weird. I was lucky I met the love of my life so young. Just because you didn’t doesn’t mean I’m weird, just not as lucky as me.

SpookyLegs, in I need to buy better band-aids

I never understood why people wear band aids. Either I’m a super human or cuts really don’t get infected very often

robocall, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

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