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quams69, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

dullbananas,
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Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears

helpImTrappedOnline,

If one of the few ingredients listed is cane sugar, and no corn syrup in sight, you’re in for a delicious, probably better for you*, treat.

*[citation needed]

FlyingSquid, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

Draegur, in is a hot dog a sandwich

This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

Lodespawn, (edited )

Wouldn’t stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?

meekah,
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if you’re looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn’t have open sides so it’s a calzone. if you’re looking at a single slice, it’s sushi.

stratosfear,

Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish

Draegur,

then again, this is a a loop-shaped calzone… topologically, a torus. the chart doesn’t even have an entry for that, but i’m ok with provisionally classifying it as a calzone

Lodespawn, (edited )

I feel like the chart needs a torus entry like some kind of filled doughnut, but I also think a rolled, filled torus is closer to a sushi roll than a calzone. I think everyone is just settling on calzone because we are talking about pizza and ignoring the structure and shape which is what this is about. How does a torus fit into the cube rule anyway? You can only consider it as the base structure which is a tube, ie sushi.

beefcat,

the stuffed crust is prepared as a calzone but becomes sushi once the pizza is sliced.

daemoz,

This was my exact assessment. I like how u think

dpkonofa,

I just questioned this elsewhere and am in full agreement. Should be a pie.

Kase,

What’s your opinion on thin-crust pizza? Is it toast? I feel like it’s toast.

Draegur,

you know what, yeah actually, i think i agree with that too!

sukhmel,

Your comment makes me think that we’re missing (at least) one of configurations on the diagram, the one where two bases are perpendicular to each other. A slice of pizza will have that configuration, but I am too culinary-challenged to imagine anything else by that shape to name it after 🤔

dannoffs, in When someone makes a crude joke on the internet
@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Just check their comment history for like 30 seconds. Everyone makes a joke that misses the mark every now and then, but the shittiest people usually constantly spew their nonsense.

Icedrous,

Or just don’t look at people’s post history you creep?

isVeryLoud,

Most of your comments have negative points. I wouldn’t value anything you have to say.

Russianranger, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Throwing my anecdotal 2 cents in -

Married at 23 (wife just turned 21) straight out of college. We were both very immature, and we divorced two years later after she fooled around with her 55 year old boss. Left me devastated at 25 going on 26 thinking I was used goods. After a lot of maturing, a few more relationships, I remarried at 33.

It takes a lot of self reflection - because even though I could chalk up the previous marriage to “lol she a hoe” - I had piss poor financial skills, was very immature and lacked a lot of self confidence which manifested itself in toxic behavior all around. There are times I just cringe at who I was at that age. Not that I’m a perfect person now, I’m just more aware of what I needed to improve in myself to be a decent person and partner.

Part of it is the age old wisdom of learning to love yourself and figuring out what you like, versus just trying to mold yourself into the person you think your partner wants. And not to say that “oh I’m an asshole, They have to deal with it” but truly understanding what makes you tick and finding someone who loves and accepts that part of you.

RobMyBot,

Married at 23 (wife just turned 21) straight out of college. We were both very immature

Also totally anecdotal: Exactly the same for us, up to this point. Now I’m looking at 36 on the horizon this year, and she 34, and we’re still both quite happily married.

My only point being: it just depends on the people. It works for some, and for others it doesn’t. I wish I could tell a person which kind they’d be, but I can’t.

I will absolutely say, however, it’s gonna hurt a whole hell of a lot less to simply wait a bit longer and be sure of what you want, and that you’re both in agreement on the major things. It doesn’t mean you have to wait in order for the relationship to succeed, but it sure would improve the likelihood that it will.

robocall, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Great, but where does flavored sparkling water fall on this list?

caseyweederman,

Upper F

Ookami38,

At least same tier as regular water. Possibly a higher tier. Shits like crack.

lugal, in Guess I need some hints for good subs.

Filter by “All” or “Local”, not by “Subscribed” and subscribe to those that are good

Samsy,

Good advice, but last time I sort by “All new” it gaves me mental illnes.

PunnyName,

You can block that here. If you want.

Gork,

Tbh doing the same on Reddit does the same thing. Only there’s a ton more of it which somehow makes it worse.

lugal,

“All new” is ludicrous. “All Active/Hot” to find communities, once you’re subscribed, “Subscribed New” is fine.

Imo lemmy’s Active is r*ddit’s Hot and lemmy’s Hot is Rising but that’s just my impression

ininewcrow, in Sometime relatable
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This is a character inside everyone and it’s like a level boss … the more years pass, the bigger the pain level boss … you can easily beat the early bosses but eventually they get harder and harder to fight until eventually the pain boss kills you.

flicker,

Is this a thing even for people who get regular exercise?

photonic_sorcerer,
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Yes, everybody grows old.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m almost 50 and even with regular exercise … things are still not easy. You have to maintain a certain level of activity and if you just get off one or two days, it will take you a week to jump back to the same level again. A year ago, I got excited and went running around with my little nieces and nephews for a game of lazer tag. I did shuttle running without thinking for about an hour. I thought I did great, everyone thought I was in great shape and an athlete … I felt like I was 18 again. I couldn’t move out of bed the next morning and my muscles cramped up for two or three days after … it took me a couple of weeks to get back to normal. Enjoy what you have … the end, beginning of the end or the ending is closer than you think.

Tristaniopsis, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

At 53 with a partner and two kids, I am currently in deep, deep depression wishing that I’d married the girl I split up with at 24.

LaserTurboShark69,

Do you miss the 24 year old girl or do you miss being 24?

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

The girl, who is now about 49 with two kids.

I’m fine with being oldish. I’m a much wiser and less impulsive person.

pigup,

oof

Custodian1623,

no shame in therapy if you haven’t been

Tristaniopsis,

I’ve been for other issues but it’s more or less all the same: “pull yourself together, stop XYZ”

dulce_3t_decorum_3st,
@dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

Thought about turning it off, plenty of times. Off. Right off. Like unplugging it completely.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Well, for whatever it’s worth, this internet stranger is happy you’re still here. As long as you’re here, it can get better.

Tristaniopsis,

Thanks Baph!

mothar,

I think I may have just gone down the same path and im scared I may have the same realization one day.

Why did you guys split up back then?

Tristaniopsis,

Me being an impulsive dork and dumping her for a far less intelligent girl with bigger breasts who didn’t even really happen even. That was it. Game over. She wouldn’t take me back.

TBH I should’ve ended myself then but was too stupid to even realise that was the better option than living another 20 years without her. Still… I wouldn’t have wanted to hurt my parents. Been distracting myself ever since with lots of other stuff. Can’t do it now because of my kids, and mother still alive. Dad fucked in head with dementia. Oh well. Keep trudging on and now have Lemmy to make stupid comments on. Yay.

iAvicenna, in Has anyone notified Elon?
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for the person who wrote that “coding and algorithms” is the same as “magic and alchemy”

sxan,
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What’s so hard, Japan?!? Sheesh.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the code was executed perfectly. The orientation wasn’t defined!

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

You could even say it self-optimized and saved fuel by not decelerating!

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I think they call algorithms AI these days. At least I caught one of our VPs saying that a few months ago.

haui_lemmy,

I think the vast majority of people has no idea how coding works, doesnt know what an algorithm does and is oblivious to the fact that AI isnt everything its hyped to be.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I had a manager 10 years ago tell me we should start using these “API” things he had just read about. A conspicuously non-technical manager, obviously.

pearsaltchocolatebar, in Sometime relatable

It’s probably related to doing literally nothing.

9point6,

Well now I feel personally attacked

shalafi,

And or being overweight. Took me awhile to figure out why people started talking about pains starting in their 30s.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Yup, I’ve started working out specifically so getting older sucks less.

ReluctantMuskrat,

It’s truer than most realize.

Decided to start lifting at age 47 because I was depressed with work, expecting to be laid off, and needed something positive in my life. A few months in I realize my back no longer hurts while sleeping. I’m not waking up in the morning aching. Here I thought I was hurting just because I was getting old when the reality was I was hurting because I was weak. I was dealing with back pain for several years unnecessarily.

I can do nothing and suffer, or I can suffer a little under the bar and feel great. Either way I suffer but the latter suffering is so much better.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I’m convinced that a rather large portion of lower back pain is from atrophied hamstrings.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Same with me. It was the realization how shitty it would be getting old the way i was living. It’s working out so far, me and the getting older part.

What still sucks when reaching a certain age, is how fast muscles just vanish, after a few days without working out. Like, if you get sick, you can’t workout and after a week in bed, you’ll probably still be weak from being sick and working out is a tee bit harder to get going again.

Getting really old, brings more time being sick and i wonder, when the final workout timeout doesn’t let you exercise anymore and that’s it.

JigglySackles, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Maturity plays a much more important role than age. Some people are never fit to marry, some have what it takes by the time they are 16/17. It’s not often that it plays out well for the youngest ones, and since each year brings new experiences and understandings each year moves along the bell curve of “marriage readiness”. So is it more likely that a 24 year old is more ready for marriage than a 18 year old. Yes. Is it guaranteed? No. I know some 50/60 year olds that still aren’t ready for marriage. They just never learned the skills it takes to have a healthy marriage. Giving an age as a hard cutoff is too arbitrary a measure. Age doesn’t guarantee shit.

TakuWalker,

That’s it, end of thread. Maturity plays such an important factor it’s astonishing it’s not the first thing being discussed instead of an arbitrary number.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

24yo people don’t see themselves as children. This post is probably coming from a 40yo person.

Lightfire228,

As a 27yo, I’m still trying to figure out how to better organize myself. I was one of those kids that never had to take notes in school

And now that’s coming back to bite me, because I’m completely new to note-taking, but am working on large 20yo code bases with tons of tech-debt and spaghetti madness. Along with tons of technical jargon in a completely different field. I just can’t keep all that in my head anymore

The point is, i feel like an adult in certain aspects, and a child in others

dudinax, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

If you know you want to marry and have kids, and you know who you want to marry, it’s weird to wait, especially since you can avoid being a creaking old person who still has young kids.

kandoh,

What you think you know when you’re in your early twenties and what you absolutely know in your early 30s are very different things.

You’ve still got too much of leftover juice from puberty until you hit 27.

Diabolo96, (edited ) in Biden be like

Well, 3 is bigger than 25.000.

yogthos,
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It’s simpler than that I suspect. Unlike children in Gaza, he sees US soldiers as being human.

Diabolo96, (edited )

It was already obvious by comparing how they acted when the killed civilians where Ukrainian and when they where palistinians. The mask had slipped, revealing what many had already suspected: The tears are always a lie.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Old enough to remember how Kiby was crying crocodile tears at the podium when the war in Ukraine started. Now he’s busy tirelessly defending Israeli atrocities with not a tear to shed for the victims. This is the famous rules based world order on full display.

Sibbo, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Did you know that the weather in the mountains can change rapidly and without warnings?

MacNCheezus,
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Sorry, tarps and scaffolding is extra.

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