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Blackmist, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

manefraim,
zewu, in The future is now, old man

Breaking: turing-complete system can simulate any turing machine

AnarchistArtificer,
joelectron,

How had I never seen this? This is brilliant!

PP_BOY_, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

tubaruco,

i have never heard of RC cola

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine if Pepsi was still good

tubaruco,

i only drink pepsi when its available and when theres nothing else, so i wouldnt know

(by available i mean someone already bought it and is giving some to me)

pewpew, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Fizzy water: G

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Still tap water is better than sparkling water, and I will die on this hill.

accideath,

I‘d argue on that but only because the quality of tap water can vary so immensely… Almost nothing beats good tap water but I’ve had tap water that was so godawful I’d rather drink almost anything else if there’s no way to filter it

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll give you that caveat. My brother lives in the rural town where we grew up in the butthole of Oklahoma, and his water is so hard that they justified spending thousands of dollars on a whole home water softening system. My in laws pump their own water and it’s foul. I think they need to be filtering it. I think there’s something in their groundwater.

As for the water in the urban and suburban parts of Oklahoma City, it’s pretty hard to find truly bad tap water.

accideath,

I’m from Germany and I know no one that pumps their own water so I never had to deal with outright rancid water but the water at my mum‘s place is hard enough you can hold it without glass (slight exaggeration). They don’t have a home softening system but just a small filter can…

If I’m really thirsty I manage to drink maybe one and a half glasses before the taste hits…

Lamorn, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Sap from plants! Filtered water with natural nutrients. Still water, but with essential nutrients - brought to you by MFN!

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Yprum, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Whiskey tho

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
@StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It’s a type of water so it’s S tier

Mr_Blott,

Châteauneuf du Pape tho

ZeroTemp,

Nectar of the God’s

Mr_Blott,

Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

DiscordMod1999, in Sometime relatable

That image is racist

1984,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

How? Unless you are joking.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Y?

ReplicantBatty, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

pancakes, (edited )
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine having to add solid bits of water to make it better. The audacity.

-This response was made by the Keep Water Liquid gang.

CyberEgg, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Where teas and juices and coffee?

SuperIce,

Tea and coffee A tier. Juice is D tier (basically the same amount of sugar as sodas but at least has some antioxidants).

tubaruco,

and milk

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Good black coffee is a low S or high A tier drink. Sure, it makes me poop, but it tastes great and makes me productive.

variants,

Coffee for breakfast water for lunch and beer for dinner, what else do you need

DrBob, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m in my mid-50s. The generation older than me - my aunts and uncles - generally were in school until grade 8 and were out of the house and working by 16. My mother had her older sister as her teacher.

24 is not a child. You can vote drive, drive, drink, marry sign legal documents etc. And at least for women fertility begins to decline at 32. If you mean you will continue to grow as a person and develop new interests that hopefully never goes away. I went to grad school and was in academia for over a decade after my PhD. I have made two major shifts in my career since then. Old people still feel like they are in their twenties or early thirties mentally, we joke about it all the time. So congratulations, this is it.

dmonzel, (edited )
@dmonzel@lemmy.ml avatar

at least for women fertility begins to decline at 32.

That’s a little bit of a yikes there, buddy.

Edit: and additional “yikes” for all of the people that don’t see the problem with assigning a value to women based on how fertile they may or may not be.

Edit 2: tHe QuAnTiTy Of EgGs! Because women only exist to get pregnant.

CommanderCloon,

You are the only one talking about tying women’s worth to anything

gibmiser,

Why is that a yikes? More birth defects, complications, start running low on eggs. All of that is just facts…

anonymous69,

So biological facts are now cringe?

anewbeginning,

How can a fact be yikes? It’s only relevant if women want children, but if they do then the earlier the safer it is.

omgitsaheadcrab,

In fairness, when we had our first at 34 she was a year off being medically labelled a “geriatric mother”

TheSanSabaSongbird,

I believe you are the one who is confused and making unwarranted assumptions here.

DrBob,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

The question was about marriage. There are two reasons that I see people get married. For young people it’s about starting a family. However you and I feel about it personally, legal structures that are in place just make it easier when you’re married. The other reason is for older people. Pensions and estate planning is easier for married couples. Again, I have opinions about it but it remains a plain fact.

naught, (edited )

I got married to share healthcare and other tax advantages and do not plan to have children. I’m under 30 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DrBob,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

I envy you. My partner and I are DINKs. There has never been a tax break aimed at our demographic. lol.

JJROKCZ,

They said nothing about the value of a woman being tied to fertility, that came out of mind…

As for the decline in fertility statement, that has been scientifically proven for decades and assumed for centuries. Women are born with a set amount of eggs, they typically go through at least one per ovulation cycle, they start reaching the end in their 30s and risks of birth defects start increasing in their 30s

NocturnalMorning,

Yeah, whatever “Dr Bob”, do you think you’re some kind of doctor or something? Show off…

DrBob,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah. There was a point when I was thinking I’d keep this account professional and share it with my students. Unlike my other social media accounts. lol

NocturnalMorning,

Don’t do that. Lol. My partner is a professor herself. You don’t want to share this stuff with your students. Professional social media is overrated

DrBob,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

I didn’t in the end. It was mostly because I don’t want undocumented interactions. I have a hard enough time getting them to use office hours.

TenderfootGungi,

So, you agree with OP? There is not an argument against it here.

punkwalrus, (edited ) in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
@punkwalrus@lemmy.world avatar

I married my first wife when she was 18 and I was 20. We went through a lot of hardship. It should not have worked out: we were both poor, from broken homes, in an LDR from different worlds. She was the popular girl, I was a shy and awkward nerd. When we got married, we had only been in one another’s presence for a few weeks total. I went into the marriage not expecting a path or plan, as my parents were toxic which ended with my mother’s suicide, and my mother in law had been married 4 times before she became single for the last time. None of us had healthy marriages to draw from. At our wedding, her relatives even said, “I give it two years, tops.” We were desperately poor, and struggled most of our marriage with health and money issues.

But we made it work for 25 years. We’d still be married, but she passed away ten years ago. We became “foxhole buddies,” us against the world.

neidu2,

I have neither insight nor retorts to offer, I just wanted to congratulate you on 25 years. Hell, even 5 years with someone who’d dig in with you is worthy of praise in this world. I’m glad you found your foxhole buddy, and I wish you all the best.

faintwhenfree,

This, all marriages are supposed to be this, us vs the world, while I get the argument you don’t know who you really want when you are 20, I’ve also seen cases like yours, as long as both people figure out us vs the world, I think the marriage will last. So when people say 25 and after it makes sense, I’ve also seen cases where people never understand in their life this us vs them mentality, and are never happy and I always wonder the question how much age plays a role in people understand what marriage is supposed to be?

Anyway thanks for your take my man, my condolences, I wish you all the best.

HelixDab2, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I’m going to disagree. Water, alone, is about a B+, maybe an A-. If you’ve ever been working out really intensely, to the point where you feel nauseous and could drink a liter of water and still be desperately thirsty, then you’ll understand that you also need to get electrolytes, things like sodium, potassium, and magnesium. The mineral content in plain water is too low for that; a sugar-free (preferably unsweetened) sports drink is going to be better for you than water alone.

mkhoury,
@mkhoury@lemmy.ca avatar

Unless you have a balanced diet that anticipates your workouts and gives you the proper amount of sodium, potassium and magnesium. Sports drinks are just selling you those at a big premium. Stick with water. Eat a banana.

brbposting,

If you’ve ever been working out really intensely

Putting water alone back to S tier for ~100% of the population about 90-100% of the time :)

ryathal,

There’s approximately 0% of people that actually need Gatorade/sports drinks, unless they were stranded without water for a prolonged period.

It was developed to help football players in Florida stay hydrated for the duration of a game. The conditions there are 90%+ humidity, and 80+ degrees while wearing full pads. Then being in that state for about 5 or so hours without eating.

No one really is exposed to that level of perspiration except athletes.

email, (edited ) in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Scubus,

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

turbowafflz,

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

Scubus,

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of people who don’t also die

sag,

Yep but I am addicted to it

DiscordMod1999,
spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

confused_code_monkey,

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

stebo02, (edited )
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

Macaroni_ninja, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Make it a vote and see where sparkling water lands

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

G

HipsterTenZero, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

S+ Tier: Carbonated water

tubaruco,

is it tho? it makes everyone who drinks it burp, id give it A tier

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Bro F–, don’t ruin my water

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

If your food and drink doesn’t hurt you, what’s the point? basic nourishment? fuck that. gimme that ice cold burning water.

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