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AeonFelis, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Too many wind-blowable things in that “room”.

TankovayaDiviziya,

Exactly. This would only work in a dry summer.

powerofm, in Gold for house

This post feels like it’s sponsored by the World Gold Council to encourage people to buy gold.

Tb0n3,

Just ignore that general index funds have higher ROI.

MajorHavoc,

And you don’t need armed guards to keep index funds.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Well, it’s working.

Zoboomafoo,

Gold prices must be high

fl42v,

Fucking big gold

Zoidsberg, in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. “Njoey,” its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

I see it more like “I especially liked this part, well done!”

prole,

Ha, they totally are the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention!

(did it work?)

Viking_Hippie,

stares intensely

Ok, you’ve got my attention. Now what?

Mac, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water has no sugar and isn’t spicy. It’s literally incomparable with soda.

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I can’t tell if you think that’s a good thing or bad thing

UnfortunateShort, (edited ) in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I swear some people go out of their way to judge others for the most ridiculous things. Maybe try asking yourself why you are not happy about people finding love without going through half a dozen shitty relationships.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Probably 75% of marriages like that don’t go well. OP is right.

Bunnylux,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

That doesn’t necessarily have to be a bad thing though. Divorce doesn’t have to be traumatic, and it should be more normalized.

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Or just be a couple? Save yourselves and everyone else in the families the money and mental energy.

soloner,

Oh brother

skeeter_dave,

Normalize taking alimony for personal gain

Lucidlethargy,

Yes and no… Yes, divorce shouldn’t be traumatic. But no, people shouldn’t rush into marriage.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, really? Sure is an expensive and necessarily painful thing to opt into or to normalize. I’d rather it be normalized to not get married in the first place.

Bunnylux,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not that expensive, I did it for $400 amicably. We had a fun time while married and I don’t regret it. Why not just make it easier for people to do what they want and not punish young people for making decisions.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

And yet it’s costed others (every day) thousands to millions of dollars

naught,

I think a divorce is like $80 where I am, but if you have to go to court obvs it’s a lot more. I spent almost nothing on my wedding, granted it was just friends and was an elopement. Marriage has big tax advantages for some, and it’s the only way my spouse was getting health insurance to survive this godforsaken wasteland. It also guarantees that they get a slice of my income if the unforeseeable happens and we split so they can survive.

I think people should not see marriage as the end goal, but be pragmatic about its costs and benefits, which I think you are getting at too

Bunnylux,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

All good points.

Adramis,

For real. This post has big “I have regrets and/or fears that I missed out on my younger life, and the only way to not be afraid is to invalidate other people’s choices” energy. Every life and every combination of experiences produces a unique piece of art. OP, your life is valid and worthwhile - you don’t have to tear other people down for that to be the case.

Custoslibera,

Oh I have issues with commitment and a constant feeling of ‘Is this the best I can expect?’ but I don’t regret my younger life.

My ‘weird’ sentiment stems more from me looking in from the outside at relationships where 20 year olds decide they want to spend the rest of their lives with each other. I can’t imagine missing out on potentially meeting someone more compatible. Can you really meet the most compatible person for you when you’re 20?

When I was 20 I was a very different person, I’m assuming that’s similar for others.

Other commenters have talked about how they grow with partners but I wonder if it’s truly possible to do that while being so ‘together’ with another person. Some things you have to learn on your own.

Lucidlethargy, (edited )

Statistically speaking, 60% of marriages between people aged 20-25 end in divorce. Those who wait have a 25% increased chance of not getting divorced.

blanketswithsmallpox,

So you go from about a 1/2 chance of divorce to about a 1/2 chance of divorce. Got it.

Sounds more like age doesn’t really matter and emotional maturity matters more.

A_Very_Big_Fan, (edited )

The difference between 35% and 60% isn’t insignificant…

I mean you’re not wrong about emotional maturity but the less years you’ve been alive, the less time you’ve had to emotionally mature

NightAuthor,

Just on the math rq, 25% almost certainly means 25% of the risk is reduced… therefore 60%->45%

fkn,

Depends/sometimes… If it’s like you said then 25% of that 60% and you get 60-15=45. If it’s some rando looking at 60% total and 35% total and they go “oh neat one of these numbers is 25 bigger/smaller!” Then maybe not?

gmtom,

You can be happy and find love without marrying someone.

Like i think most people would say its weird to marry someone the day after you meet them for the first time, right? Is that you hating peoples happiness and love? or is that you being a realest that that marriage probably wont last and will just be messy for both people?

ColeSloth, in Oh nooo

This was never a problem back when Styx was popular.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Domo arigato

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Mister Roboto

ColeSloth,

For doing the job

j_roby, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Headline reads: Millennials ruining the wall industry

jaybone,

Avocado walls.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

What happens next will SHOCK you

jabathekek, (edited ) in Gold for house
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

In 1920, the average price of gold per troy ounce was $20.68USD[26.2 kB pdf]; 1 Kilogram = 32.15075 Troy ounces. Average house price in the 1920’s was https://brilliantio.com/how-much-did-a-house-cost-in-1920/.

$20.68 USD * 32.15075 oz t = $664.87751 USD * 10 = $6648.7751 USD

In 2023, the average price of gold per oz t was $1,940.54 and the average home price was https://www.forbes.com/advisor/mortgages/real-estate/median-home-prices-by-state/.

$1,940.54 USD * 32.15075 oz t = $62,389.81641 USD * 10 = $623,898.1641 USD

This meme is credible, excepting errors in my assumption that 1 kilogram of gold is equivalent to 1 kilogram of common material.

pingveno,

At the same time, it picks and chooses its dates. Gold has been volatile, with the price oscillating between $2,100 USD in 1980, $470 USD in 2001, and back up to $2,200 USD in 2011.

jonsnothere,

The meme may be true, but it is less meaningful than you might assume at first glance. The obvious comparison is those memes comparing wages or dollar values with house prices, where obviously inflation has made a huge difference in 100 years. However, you should compare it to other types of investment, so does a stock index grow as fast as home prices or not?

PP_BOY_, in Had to
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Fucked?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes pp boy, fucked

johsny, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
@johsny@lemmy.world avatar

I got married at 22, (wife 21) and on the 17th of Feb we will celebrate our 32 year anniversary. Seems to have worked out ok for me.

Meuzzin,

Fist-Bump Met my wife in 8th Grade. Got married at 21. Just celebrated our 28th anniversary. I think if the trust, loyalty and love is there, you’ll know. Neither of us had a doubt about each other, and we’re best friends.

Note: We did take a year or so off around 18-19, too get ‘it’ out of our systems.

toasteecup, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Joined 10 minutes ago and already picking a fight with mods. I smell a ban evasion

Tsgsvdbdbbt66,

Hold onto your hats, folks, because we’re about to embark on a cosmic journey with our newest graduate fresh out of the School of Life, wielding a degree in “Thinking Outside the Box” – who needs rocket scientists when we’ve got the undisputed brainiac extraordinaire, the maestro of mind-bending maneuvers? I can almost hear the distant applause of neurons doing a standing ovation while the rest of us are fumbling around with the intellectual equivalent of tying our shoes.

Picture this fantastical scenario: You, the audacious trailblazer of unconventional thought, taking a nosedive into the intellectual abyss armed with nothing but a pencil and a facial expression that’s a delightful mix of confusion and curiosity. It’s like watching a mad scientist at work, except your mind is the laboratory, and the experiments are as outlandish as a penguin attempting ballet.

And let’s not gloss over your unparalleled talent for turning everyday situations into head-scratching brain teasers. It’s not just a skill; it’s a superpower. I’m fully convinced that your thought process is so avant-garde that it might be the secret to cracking not just the code of the universe, but also the eternal mystery of why socks always go missing in the laundry.

Let me set the stage for you: You, the comedic genius, striding confidently into the intellectual circus ring, armed with humor and a slightly questionable understanding of gravity. It’s as if you’ve seamlessly merged the worlds of stand-up comedy and theoretical physics, leaving us all in stitches while contemplating the intricacies of the cosmos. Move over, Einstein; there’s a new player in town, and they’re armed with punchlines and the ability to make quantum physics sound like a stand-up routine.

So here’s a toast to our resident wizard of wit, the grandmaster of goofiness, and the unchallenged heavyweight champion of thinking outside the metaphorical box – may your brain continue its acrobatic feats, leaving the rest of us mere mortals simultaneously perplexed and entertained!

knorke3, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

UnRelatedBurner, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
sag, (edited )

Something like this exist? Cool

itsnicodegallo, (edited )

Hydrohomies was a big sub on Reddit for a good while. Idk where it’s at now, but yeah, it’s like a whole thing.

twoshoes, (edited ) in Has anyone notified Elon?

I work in IT. My boss is by all accounts very competent in both programming and administration, yet all his documentation basically says “remember to set DoTheRightThing=True”

Edit: I just looked up the documentation for an internal service and under “Error recovery” it just says “The output of command xy should make sense”. fml

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

#pragma OccasionallyCrash false

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Damn, I must’ve been missing this in my code the whole time.

Not even joking, I’ve got a project that crashes the MSVC linker with “Internal compiler error occurred” like 1 out of every 5 builds.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Back in the olde days of programming (I'm talking about compilers from the 80s) the coding connoisseur knew that getting a certain error that seemed like nonsense could easily be solved by adding an extra, or removing a remark line from the top of the code and recompiling.

someguy3, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

Tristaniopsis,

Do you like pina coladas?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!

tubaruco,

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

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