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TxzK, in Cunning Linguist

idk shit about his politics, but for linguistics, I am not a big fan. Universal Grammar is wrong, and the dogma surrounding it is even worse.

Darthjaffacake,

Yeah like everyone wonders a little bit whether there is an intrinsic grammar to human biology but saying there are feature/s that every language shares is a strange and reductionist claim.

FinalRemix, (edited )

I just love how he and Skinner had it out. Skinner wrote “Verbal Behavior”, Chomsky responded, and Skinner’s takeaway was “well, he didn’t read this at all.” And declared himself the winner. Meanwhile Chomsky was expecting a rebuttal, never got one, and declared himself the winner.

cmgvd3lw, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

*If and only if

M500,

There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Fresh air, cold winds, and hypothermia.

Sotuanduso, in All Cats Are Beautiful

The elites are cultivating an us vs them culture, but the cops aren’t masterminding it.

MotoAsh,

Yea but they LOVE to fall for it. At a certain point, a useful idiot still becomes an enemy combatant.

Sotuanduso,

At a certain point, a useful idiot still becomes an enemy combatant.

Perhaps, but since this is a war of manipulation, you always have to consider: are you fighting those responsible for turning us against each other, or are you fighting who they want you to fight?

I’m not saying to let the cops off the hook. That depends on the answer to the question. I’m speaking more generally here.

force, (edited )

there’s a point where who’s responsible and who’s a victim doesn’t really matter to most people and survival against aggressors becomes more important than considering the philosophical/psychological implications

navigating through the complexity of the mind to determine who really “deserves” it is mostly just a lost cause, you get wacky results like concluding that the people in power are actually just victims of their own greed and human psychology, that the universe and therefore life is deterministic and no one is truly at fault for their actions, etc. etc. which could all be easily justified standpoints but are mostly irrelevant to our actual situations

Sotuanduso,

Yeah, you’re right. We are all victims, the people in power too. And most of us involved in politics are aggressors, and are to blame for it. I try my best not to be, because I’m a disciple of love, and my real enemy is hatred, of which political hatred seems to be the most prevalent these days. I still push back against other forms of hatred when I run into them, to be clear.

It’s not a game of survival against aggressors, or at least not nearly as much as it seems to be. The propaganda tells you conservatives want to kill minorities, but most of them (discounting the leaders and the crazies) wouldn’t dream of it. A lot of them are conservatives mostly because the propaganda tells them that liberals want to kill babies.

The actual minority-haters do fall into the conservative bucket, yes, but that’s because it’s the closest bucket to their position. The leaders take advantage of it to boost their numbers, but I don’t think it’s exactly fair to blame the rest of them for it when there are only two buckets.

Most conservatives are people with souls and morals if you’ll get to know them. You don’t have to cave to their position, I’m just asking you to put aside your differences and try to understand them. If you try to understand one and learn that they’re a disciple of hatred trying to slowly drag the world back to the 1700s so they can own slaves, that’s a yike, but don’t paint the rest of them with that same brush until you’ve taken a fair sampling.

hperrin, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Well that’s just like your opinion man. But yeah.

feoh,

I think everybody’s different. I mean, there do exist 23 year olds who are incredibly mature and fully formed as human beings, capable of making that kind of a Big Decision, but from what I’ve seen they’re pretty darn rare :)

cantstopthesignal, in A modern tragedy

My meme skills are shitty

toiletobserver,

Shit post, heh heh

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

At least you tried.

flambonkscious,

Honestly, I think this is great. It’s very true

shalafi, in Oh nooo

I say “gracias” all the time. But now I’m wondering…

Went to the local Mexican joint, waiter started talking to my Filipina wife in Spanish. She gamely answered back with a word or two, was obviously confused.

Now I’m scared that people will think I’m mistaking them for Mexican when I toss out a word or two.

Just to fuck with my wife; She was talking to a friend in Tagalog when I walked in the kitchen.

“Hey! It’s $friend on the phone! Say hi!”

“Nǐhǎo.”

bdonvr, (edited )

It’s worth noting that Tagalog and some other Filipino languages share a pretty large vocabulary with Spanish actually. Of course they have huge differences in other ways but she may have actually understood a bit.

That wasn’t the point of the comment though I know.

bstix, (edited ) in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Honestly, I just use the internet less. I’m never going to pay. I can’t be bothered with the loopholes anymore. If it bugs me to pay or subscribe, I leave. I’m fine with them not wanting me as a user, and I hope they’re fine with me not wanting them as a supplier. They don’t have anything that I actually need that badly.

Oddly enough I probably use the internet more than ever. It’s just not that internet.

Mastema,

Weirdly, the only parts of the Internet that I’m really liking these days are Hacker News, Lemmy and the one part that I do pay for, which is Kagi Ultimate. It is very refreshing not to be the product and I do occasionally need to use a search engine for something.

CustodialTeapot,

Kagi AstroTurfing needs to stop… Fuck off.

bdonvr,

SearxNG. FOSS, selfhostable. Don’t pay for a search engine.

PopOfAfrica,

Unfortunately it piggybacks of googles and co’s indexing. What happens if we succeed as a FOSS movement and google goes under?

PopOfAfrica,

People genuinely like Kagi. I dont really see the problem

CustodialTeapot,

I doubt 1% of the comments are genuine users and not themselves botting/faking comments just to inject advertising.

ParetoOptimalDev,

I recommend Kagi at every opportunity, but am sometimes afraid of people assuming its astroturfing like this and not my real opinion.

PopOfAfrica,

Thats just downright conspiratorial

bdonvr,

Yeah YouTube brings me a ton of value and I wouldn’t mind paying a bit for it.

Not $14 a month though.

bstix,

I’m so done with “browsing” YouTube. I also hardly ever click the links anymore when people post them here, and that is because of the ads.

There are some good channels that I occasionally checkout whenever I’m really bored, and I absolutely don’t mind them getting the ad revenue like any other free tv show, but it’s nothing that I can’t do without.

In my opinion, good YT channels who make quality content ought to apply for other mean of distribution that doesn’t scare away viewers. Let’s say that f.i. Numberphile, Veritasium or Primitive Technology were on Netflix or even Disney+, I’d prefer to watch it there. That’s how bad YouTube is.

If YouTube managed to get part of the all-in deals that I have on the other “real” streaming services, then they’d get some fraction of whatever my cellphone carrier pays to those. Right now I just don’t want to bother with it.

madcaesar,

If youtube was a reasonable price I’d pay it. But being google, they not only charge a ridiculous price, but even if you pay that, they’ll STILL sell your data on top.

Furthermore, it being a public company no profit will ever be enough. It doesn’t matter if I paid 30$ a month, the next quarter the 30 billion profit won’t be enough because it didn’t grow from the previous quarter…

Fuck all that.

baggachipz,

And if you buy any hardware from Google, count on it being discontinued and unsupported within a year. Anyone who continues to buy shit from Google is either deluded or a fool, or both.

aberrate_junior_beatnik,

I got a Pixel 5a refurbished because it’s supported by LineageOS. Like a week after buying it I dropped it, cracking the screen. Got on iFixit, ordered a replacement screen, and once it got here spent an evening installing it. No regrets. But I am a fool, so that tracks.

My next phone will be a Fairphone now that they work with US carriers, though.

madcaesar,

Google fanboys are just as stupid as Apple fanboys. It’s like watching two morons fight each other. These mega corps give no fucks about you.

TehBamski, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

@Custoslibera Could you share the meme template, please? =)

Custoslibera,
TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you.

Rolando, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Imagine the following scenario: you meet someone in college, and when you graduate at 22 you don’t want to split up. They say sure, let’s live together, but we need to get engaged; if it doesn’t work out we can just break it off. After a year you realize your lives are much better together. You decide to get married but not to have kids until you’re 30. If it doesn’t work out you can divorce, but you sign a prenup and at least no kids would be involved.

If you both have clear and compatible career goals, that scenario saves you a lot of dating drama and gives you valuable support. I wouldn’t call someone in that scenario “weird.”

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I think the main point here is people around those ages aren’t fully capable of making those kinds of decisions in the first place.

There’s a reason why most marriages end in divorce after all.

Get married before you have a clue. Get a clue after being married a couple years. Get a divorce because you realize you had no idea what you were doing.

Lucidlethargy,

This is 100% a data-driven fact. It can’t apply to everyone, but it’s a really great average.

Those who wait until after 25 have a 25% chance of not getting divorced.

Francois, (edited )

The way you phrased it is not quite what the study says.

They’re not “25% likely of not divorcing” (which would mean there’s a 75% chance of divorce).

They’re “25% less likely of divorcing”

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

What purpose does engagement and marriage serve there? “Must be this financially trapped to continue?”

variants,

Yeah I’ve noticed at least a lot from my high-school group that dating for about 4 years is a good amount of time, me personally and a lot of close friends seemed to have hit their hardships in a relationship around that 4 year mark. Also moving is a good test about how you do in stress haha

terminhell, (edited )

Been married for 10 years now. There’s one thing I’ve found to be the ultimate relationship tester:

Furniture Assembly.

If you can survive assembling a few pieces of IKEA puzzles together it’s probably going to last XD

SomeKindaName,

I just don’t get this. I’ve never had any issues putting together furniture or dated anyone who had trouble with it. I can’t think of a single ex where furniture assembly was an issue.

immutable,

I think furniture assembly is more about being able to work together for a common goal and communicate what you need the other person to do and listen to what they need you to do.

For some reason a lot of people struggle to assemble ikea stuff (I honestly don’t know why, I’ve assembled dozens of items and it’s not rocket science). But there’s definitely been moments when I’ve been assembling some shelf and need my wife to assist with a two person step. If the assembly has been frustrating you have a really good test of how well can the two of you communicate through frustration and work together.

So maybe you are great at ikea assembly and don’t have the frustration factor, or you are a wonderful communicator and listener. For a lot of people though it’s that “this is the 12th step, I’m annoyed because I did the 9th step backwards and had to undo some shit, I’ve stripped this fucking screw… I’m gonna slide this piece and you need to guide it past the shelves, past them, you see how it’s hitting the fucking piece of wood, I need it not to do that!!!”

You probably shouldn’t marry everyone you can build a shelf with, but if you can’t effectively communicate when frustrated doing something trivial like building a shelf with someone you should work on that before tying the knot.

terminhell,

^^^^ Exactly what I meant 😅

shuzuko,

Our way of surviving furniture assembly is for him to Go Away And Let Me Do It, because I can follow directions and he just tries to slap things together without looking xD

I love my husband! Knowing when to just let the other person get on with shit is a pretty good litmus test, I agree, lol.

terminhell,

Maybe it’s bad luck, but half the time the instructions are physically impossible to follow on certain steps.

brbposting,

Better than teaching stick shift?

If anybody still knows what that is!

Potatos_are_not_friends, in All Cats Are Beautiful

I grew up to cops, or Philadelphia’s Finest blowing up a neighborhood.

Every decade, there continues to be less and less accountability.

Even a few years ago, Philadelphia’s Finest kidnapped a child then posed themselves as heroes

All cats are beautiful

force,

conservatives would try to justify this in the modern day still

ColeSloth, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

As people wait longer to marry over the generations, the divorce rate has increased and level of “happiness” has declined.

Causation yadda yadda yadda. You still can’t actually disprove its why.

pingveno,

The divorce rate among millennials is decreasing in the US compared to earlier generations. That said, reducing it to how long people are waiting to marry ignores a lot of other factors. For instance, low income couples are more likely to never marry, their relationships are less stable, and if they do get married they are more likely to get divorced.

hperrin,

What’s wrong with the divorce rate increasing? Like, no joke, is that not a good thing? More people getting out of bad relationships seems like a better outcome.

zanyllama52, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

Seems like 24 is an arbitrary number. Some folks consider themselves “ready” for marriage at 18, some at 40, and some never.

I think its very subjective and situational.

Kushia,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

I wonder if OP is 24 and just got married.

morrowind, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

virgin “outdooor hotel” fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness

Zagorath, in Title
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

It’s important to note that the court has not actually (yet) found that Israel is committing genocide. It’s just said to Israel “hey, while this case is ongoing, make sure no genocides happen, k?” It’s more similar to a temporary injunction that a court might make against a company during a civil suit, because the court finds it plausible that they might end up needing to make a ruling against them.

iain,

And the court found it plausible that genocide is happening, which is what is needed for the process to continue.

sandevistan,

It’s a bunch of bullshit, and the fact that the articles about it completely ignore what’s going on just showcases that nobody has prepared themselves for the Holocaust II to happen with the Nazis carrying around Tiktok on phones.

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Shhhhhh. That’s too much nuance and context for a hexbear user to handle!

sandevistan,

This is about media criticism of the articles published during this time which all use overt misdirection to cover up the events taking place in court

You’re the ones gassing yourself up over headlines existing.

That’s all you little pseudointellectuals care about, as long as the Good Neutral Newspapers of Record have a headline about a thing, you think it isn’t omitting anything.

You wouldn’t care about what is omitted after the headlines because they are a security blanket to you 🤡🎪🎪

cranakis,

Then fucking tell us what they are omitting and stop just slinging mud at ppl.

sandevistan,

I’m dictating screaming into my phone half the time I will link to shit when I’m not doordashing and shit 🤷‍♂️

I’ve seen them cover a thousand issues the same way to act as the left side of the overton window abs I’m sick to death of it

sandevistan,

I will have a laptop and shit and be finished moving in a month then you are all really in for it on shitjustworks and dbzero and lemmy and lemmee hahahahh

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh no, I am soooo scared

sandevistan,

Who gives a shit? This is about media criticism of the articles published during this time which all use overt misdirection to cover up the events taking place in court

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Most of the articles I’ve seen have been making the same mistake I was trying to correct.

Shyfer,

They also didn’t throw out the case which is what Israel was asking for, so that’s good.

sandevistan,

It’s a bunch of bullshit, and the fact that the articles about it completely ignore what’s going on just showcases that nobody has prepared themselves for the Holocaust II to happen with the Nazis carrying around Tiktok on phones.

hOrni, in Golf

In case anybody is wondering, this is a joke ad made by Clarkson in 2009.

Blaster_M,

That episode was hilarious.

Though it was about the Scirocco Diesel

Zeshade,

You could also read it differently nowadays 15 years later with all the emissions scandal. Probably wouldn’t want to trust Volkswagen with such statements huh.

blujan,

The thing is the range claims were really true, they just couldn’t do it cleanly.

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