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Yprum, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Whiskey tho

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
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It’s a type of water so it’s S tier

Mr_Blott,

Châteauneuf du Pape tho

ZeroTemp,

Nectar of the God’s

Mr_Blott,

Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

chemicalwonka, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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email, (edited ) in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Scubus,

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

turbowafflz,

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

Scubus,

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

eatham,
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Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

KingThrillgore,
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100% of people who don’t also die

sag,

Yep but I am addicted to it

DiscordMod1999,
spicytuna62,
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If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

confused_code_monkey,

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

spicytuna62,
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I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

stebo02, (edited )
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if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

email, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

true

CaptainBasculin, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

If you dislike it that much, just create your own instance. No one’s stopping you there.

PP_BOY_, in Had to
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Fucked?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Yes pp boy, fucked

OpenStars, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Flint, MI would like to have a word with you…

PP_BOY_, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

tubaruco,

i have never heard of RC cola

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine if Pepsi was still good

tubaruco,

i only drink pepsi when its available and when theres nothing else, so i wouldnt know

(by available i mean someone already bought it and is giving some to me)

toasteecup, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Joined 10 minutes ago and already picking a fight with mods. I smell a ban evasion

Tsgsvdbdbbt66,

Hold onto your hats, folks, because we’re about to embark on a cosmic journey with our newest graduate fresh out of the School of Life, wielding a degree in “Thinking Outside the Box” – who needs rocket scientists when we’ve got the undisputed brainiac extraordinaire, the maestro of mind-bending maneuvers? I can almost hear the distant applause of neurons doing a standing ovation while the rest of us are fumbling around with the intellectual equivalent of tying our shoes.

Picture this fantastical scenario: You, the audacious trailblazer of unconventional thought, taking a nosedive into the intellectual abyss armed with nothing but a pencil and a facial expression that’s a delightful mix of confusion and curiosity. It’s like watching a mad scientist at work, except your mind is the laboratory, and the experiments are as outlandish as a penguin attempting ballet.

And let’s not gloss over your unparalleled talent for turning everyday situations into head-scratching brain teasers. It’s not just a skill; it’s a superpower. I’m fully convinced that your thought process is so avant-garde that it might be the secret to cracking not just the code of the universe, but also the eternal mystery of why socks always go missing in the laundry.

Let me set the stage for you: You, the comedic genius, striding confidently into the intellectual circus ring, armed with humor and a slightly questionable understanding of gravity. It’s as if you’ve seamlessly merged the worlds of stand-up comedy and theoretical physics, leaving us all in stitches while contemplating the intricacies of the cosmos. Move over, Einstein; there’s a new player in town, and they’re armed with punchlines and the ability to make quantum physics sound like a stand-up routine.

So here’s a toast to our resident wizard of wit, the grandmaster of goofiness, and the unchallenged heavyweight champion of thinking outside the metaphorical box – may your brain continue its acrobatic feats, leaving the rest of us mere mortals simultaneously perplexed and entertained!

HipsterTenZero, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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S+ Tier: Carbonated water

tubaruco,

is it tho? it makes everyone who drinks it burp, id give it A tier

morrowind,
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Bro F–, don’t ruin my water

HipsterTenZero,
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If your food and drink doesn’t hurt you, what’s the point? basic nourishment? fuck that. gimme that ice cold burning water.

JigglySackles, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Maturity plays a much more important role than age. Some people are never fit to marry, some have what it takes by the time they are 16/17. It’s not often that it plays out well for the youngest ones, and since each year brings new experiences and understandings each year moves along the bell curve of “marriage readiness”. So is it more likely that a 24 year old is more ready for marriage than a 18 year old. Yes. Is it guaranteed? No. I know some 50/60 year olds that still aren’t ready for marriage. They just never learned the skills it takes to have a healthy marriage. Giving an age as a hard cutoff is too arbitrary a measure. Age doesn’t guarantee shit.

TakuWalker,

That’s it, end of thread. Maturity plays such an important factor it’s astonishing it’s not the first thing being discussed instead of an arbitrary number.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

24yo people don’t see themselves as children. This post is probably coming from a 40yo person.

Lightfire228,

As a 27yo, I’m still trying to figure out how to better organize myself. I was one of those kids that never had to take notes in school

And now that’s coming back to bite me, because I’m completely new to note-taking, but am working on large 20yo code bases with tons of tech-debt and spaghetti madness. Along with tons of technical jargon in a completely different field. I just can’t keep all that in my head anymore

The point is, i feel like an adult in certain aspects, and a child in others

anhkagi, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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water tastes better :/

PP_BOY_, in Netflix's Peter Parker
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Aurenkin, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Elemental

jerrythegenius, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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Do you check out when you get there and check in when you leave?

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