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Tristaniopsis, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

At 53 with a partner and two kids, I am currently in deep, deep depression wishing that I’d married the girl I split up with at 24.

LaserTurboShark69,

Do you miss the 24 year old girl or do you miss being 24?

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

The girl, who is now about 49 with two kids.

I’m fine with being oldish. I’m a much wiser and less impulsive person.

pigup,

oof

Custodian1623,

no shame in therapy if you haven’t been

Tristaniopsis,

I’ve been for other issues but it’s more or less all the same: “pull yourself together, stop XYZ”

dulce_3t_decorum_3st,
@dulce_3t_decorum_3st@lemmy.world avatar

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

Thought about turning it off, plenty of times. Off. Right off. Like unplugging it completely.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Well, for whatever it’s worth, this internet stranger is happy you’re still here. As long as you’re here, it can get better.

Tristaniopsis,

Thanks Baph!

mothar,

I think I may have just gone down the same path and im scared I may have the same realization one day.

Why did you guys split up back then?

Tristaniopsis,

Me being an impulsive dork and dumping her for a far less intelligent girl with bigger breasts who didn’t even really happen even. That was it. Game over. She wouldn’t take me back.

TBH I should’ve ended myself then but was too stupid to even realise that was the better option than living another 20 years without her. Still… I wouldn’t have wanted to hurt my parents. Been distracting myself ever since with lots of other stuff. Can’t do it now because of my kids, and mother still alive. Dad fucked in head with dementia. Oh well. Keep trudging on and now have Lemmy to make stupid comments on. Yay.

CyberEgg, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Where teas and juices and coffee?

SuperIce,

Tea and coffee A tier. Juice is D tier (basically the same amount of sugar as sodas but at least has some antioxidants).

tubaruco,

and milk

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Good black coffee is a low S or high A tier drink. Sure, it makes me poop, but it tastes great and makes me productive.

variants,

Coffee for breakfast water for lunch and beer for dinner, what else do you need

AI_toothbrush, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Milk a tier

CluckN,

Milk can kill me putting it in S tier

micka190,

When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Milk S tier. Same with good pussy.

toxicbubble420,

most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink anothr species milk. milk involves raping & killing cows. F tier

tubaruco,

raping cows? what?!?!?!

survivalmachine,

Mammals produce milk for their offspring. Dairy farmers have to keep their dairy cows pregnant and having babies constantly so they continue producing milk. This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination. Either could be considered rape. I guess an ethical farmer could only choose to opportunistically collect extra milk at times when their cows have given birth and after the calf has drank their fill, but that’s not how it happens at large dairy farms.

AI_toothbrush, (edited )

Oh yeah because the bulls in the in the wild ask the cows for permission -_-

survivalmachine,

Letting nature do its thing is a whole lot different than humans doing a similar act. We generally don’t condone cruelty to animals in lab environments or everyday life, even though predators maul and maim other species all the time.

ExLisper,

And the inseminated cows goes “o fuck, I’m late again! I can’t go thought this again. my career will go to shit”.

tubaruco, (edited )

i always thought domesticated cows were bred to produce milk all the time. i will search a little to know more about that

edit: i have searched and dairy farming indeed works the way the person i replied to said it worked. to add, that can be done so much to a single cow it can cause diseases and infections on the cow

edit2: i forgot to say that those things dont count as rape, since rape means forcing a person to do sexual things without their consent, so by letting a bull do the work i feel its completely fine. artificial insemination is a different story, and i just seriously dont want to think about it

Trainguyrom,

This involves bulls inseminating the cows or more commonly non-consensual artificial insemination

Animals aren’t capable of consenting to anything. They lack both the communication capabilities and the mental facilities to make the kind of decisions that are involved in any kind of consent. This is similar to how the severely mentally disabled are unable to consent and must instead have a caretaker give medical consent.

I’ll concede that animal farming practices are generally difficult to justify and align with our modern morals, but farm animals can and often are treated with a level of respect to quality of life that is not far from some pets, just with the added expectation that they also provide for us.

survivalmachine,

Yes, I was leaving that exercise for the reader and you hit it out of the park. Being unable to consent, any sexual act performed on them by an able-minded adult human is rape.

Mac,

This comment brought to you by Big Dairy

SuperIce,

Milk is below F tier.

itsJoelle,

Water is S, Milk is A, and Beer might be D tier. It’s bad for you like the drinks in F tier, but you at least catch a buzz.

voracitude, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I don’t fight the truth, king 🙏

Candelestine, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

I mean, you didn’t include anything like tea, so it’s kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

Moghul,
Kase,

available in abundance

Let’s hope it stays that way :/

anhkagi, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

This comment was made by the water gang.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You tell 'em, brother!

This comment is sponsored by the water gang.

darelik, (edited )

Do we have a waterni hydrohomies lemmy

Edit: found it

Catsrules,

I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.

Denvil,

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

anhkagi,
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

Then water is even further above what we supposed.

fkn, (edited )

Since soda is actually like 95-98% water, soda is basically water… Ipso facto soda homies are actually hydro homies confirmed.

anhkagi,
@anhkagi@jlai.lu avatar

So we’re just all part of a big family ?! 😲

kuneho, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

Fanta Exotic is pretty dope tho :/

UnRelatedBurner, in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
sag, (edited )

Something like this exist? Cool

itsnicodegallo, (edited )

Hydrohomies was a big sub on Reddit for a good while. Idk where it’s at now, but yeah, it’s like a whole thing.

flop_leash_973, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Hope the weather forecasts around there are very accurate.

NOT_______RICK, in Singerman

Reposting as it does not break any rule

outer_spec, in Gold for house
@outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Memes from the alternate universe where we still use the gold standard

johsny, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?
@johsny@lemmy.world avatar

I got married at 22, (wife 21) and on the 17th of Feb we will celebrate our 32 year anniversary. Seems to have worked out ok for me.

Meuzzin,

Fist-Bump Met my wife in 8th Grade. Got married at 21. Just celebrated our 28th anniversary. I think if the trust, loyalty and love is there, you’ll know. Neither of us had a doubt about each other, and we’re best friends.

Note: We did take a year or so off around 18-19, too get ‘it’ out of our systems.

Omega_Haxors, in A modern tragedy

You don’t need your phone on 24/7. I play mobile games that demand constant attention and I’m still capable of putting it down for 5 minutes.

majestic, in Has anyone notified Elon?
bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
FellowEnt, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Kinda had an affair with a woman who married at 24 and regretted not ‘playing the field’. She ended up getting pregnant with her husband shortly after and I really hope they make it last, but I have a horrible feeling it was a doomed attempt to fix their relationship with a child.

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