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EvilEyedPanda, in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever

I already have the guitar, now all I need is a flamethrower!

ComradePorkRoll,

Not so fast, eager beaver, you’re missing the part where you’re blind, your mother gets murdered, and you wear a mask made out of your dead mother’s face.

EvilEyedPanda,

Dude that’s like a Tuesday on the flats, can I speed up the process?

MrsEaves, in You also found them really attractive too
@MrsEaves@kbin.social avatar

The true tragedy is when you get all the social signals and you have the thought “man I wish I could just date multiple people at the same time” and it doesn’t occur to you to try that because… ???

Now I’m old and have to work 1 1/2 full time jobs to pay my bills, so. That won’t be happening.

starman2112, in You also found them really attractive too
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A person could tell me out loud “I’m flirting with you” and my awkward ass would still find a way to fuck it up

Resistentialism,

“I’m flirting with you,”

“Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

By asking them “Why?”

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I had a girl in high school (high school!) literally say to me “when am I going to get to feel that dick of yours inside me?” and I blew it, thought she was just joking.

Nelots,

You never know, they might just be Canadian.

vacuumflower,

Imagine a girl you like putting a hand on your shoulder, looking into your eyes, saying some gentle word I don’t quite remember due to being mesmerized by those eyes, and you know what I did? I just looked back uneasily for a few seconds, then nervously took her hand off my shoulder, shook it a bit, released it and awkwardly smiled. (That even wasn’t her last attempt to make me happy against my best efforts ; ended bad anyway.)

AchillesUltimate, in historical materialism moment

That’s actually where democracy came from. When guns came along, it became extremely cheap and easy to turn every random peasant into a soldier. This meant that you essentially always had to have the will of the people on your side.

Kidplayer_666,

Not necessarily. Prussia managed to be “an army with a country” and be despotic

Justfollowingorders1, (edited )

I guess hypothetically it doesn’t take long to teach someone how to use a gun, but based on my interactions with people who refuse to touch a gun or want to destroy any current legal firearm ownership legislation - teaching them to be proficient with a firearm will be an entirely different ballgame.

jjagaimo, in fuck it

Mom would be sad

SpaceCowboy, in It be like that
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Hey man, I’ll say there are whatever number of lights you want me to say if you give me another one of those tasty eggs.

imgprojts, in Heh

Newton: “FagMad!”

Coulumb: “Fuckyouare!”

GregorGizeh, in How to solve the current conflict™
needthosepylons, in What about insulator though
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

This. This is the kind of content this godforsaken world needs.

Pantherina, (edited ) in Loving this AI revolution so far

Yo I have a story for you.

I have a damn Thinkpad T495, so not thaat old, but “oUT oF WaRrAnTy”.

I need Windows for work stuff, so I tried installing it and that shit misses drivers. Downloaded .exe drivers and put them to a seperate USB stick (after giving up the wish to include them in the ISO).

But supposedly these drivers are installers and not direct executables, and I have no idea of Windows. So well… contacted their support.

First, if its not a hardware problem it doesnt exist. Did the typical thing, click through the “Oh maybe its a problem with X?” “No, I know your stupid FAQs wont help me, other problem

Support mail? No way.

So I get to a very friendly bot, giving me stupid solutions

Hey have you tried X?

Not helping, I want to get a mail contact

So would this help?

It does not help me, I need to speak to a human.

maybe this?

fuck you

Oh, I am sorry not being able to help, here is a list of options.

That damn list suddenly had a support mail? Lol? These bots really react best if you plain up harass them. I reproduced this exact scenario twice.

ElectricTrombone, (edited )
@ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world avatar

I always do that if I’m on the phone and the stupid bot is being unhelpful. And especially if my call might be monitored. “No you stupid fucking bot that didn’t work. I want to talk to a human” “Fuck you. Get me a person to talk to”. etc. It’s the fastest way

Gestrid,

It probably won’t always work, but pressing 0 is usually a “hidden” option that’ll connect you to a human. It used to be used to connect people to an operator, and many companies still use it that way, even if they don’t advertise it.

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been encountering fewer and fewer of those that still work lately. Most IVR systems I’ve interacted with just disconnect you if they can’t understand your input.

Classy,

I’ve had plenty get really snarky when you try to do that. The prompt will pause then just restart the speech.

Occhioverde,
@Occhioverde@feddit.it avatar

Related XKCD: xkcd.com/806/

deur,

I just say “agent” until it gives me one, works like a charm!

littlecolt,

This. Must voice systems use the word “agent” as a shortcut.

CoopaLoopa,

For Lenovo, install Win10 from a USB, install Lenovo Vantage, hit update. For Dell, install Win10 from a USB, install Dell Command Update, hit update.

Manuallyneeding to find and install drivers stopped being a thing after Win10 1709, which was 6 years ago at this point. Win10 will almost always get you fully updated drivers if you just keep hitting Windows Update on a fresh install.

Pantherina,

I cant install Windows because of missing drivers. I know vantage is the tool to use

Schmeckinger, (edited )

What? Drivers usually come after the windows install. Whats the error?

tux7350,

I bet you it’s because of the intel RST settings in the UEFI. If RAID is turned on the RST driver is needed. Ive ran into this exact same issue, not being able to see my drives when installing windows. Swap over to AHCI and the windows installer should see the drives.

Note that changing that setting can cause problems for existing OS installations. Make a backup and do your research before changing that.

CoopaLoopa,

For sure iRST. Will sometimes need the chipset driver to detect the SSD/HDD during install when that’s enabled.

Pantherina,

Its an AMD laptop with an NVME ssd.

Pantherina,

Thanks for the tip!

Rawdogg, in I won’t download your stupid app

Don’t forget to leave a review in the app/play store

tdawg, in You also found them really attractive too

Thinking about that time I comped a cute girl’s meal (she forgot her card and I had a line to the door). She came back after closing hours and knocked on the door. She was really greatful for me covering her meal and wanted to pay me back. I told her it was okay and then locked the door (without a further thought). She then stood there for a bit before leaving… Later a coworker came over and was like “dude, I think she wanted you to ask for her number.” You could hear the gears turning in my head after that

popemichael, in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Those are the only times when it’s appropriate to insert a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

popemichael, in I won’t download your stupid app
@popemichael@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d never go back to Reddit again if the several game projects I beta test for in my spare time would migrate over to lemmy.

UnfortunateShort, in You also found them really attractive too

I respect your optimism

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