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lesnout27, in shut up

You good bro?

Track_Shovel,
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Now, yes.

A few years ago? No.

Now I just laugh at memes about it

PP_BOY_, in You also found them really attractive too
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

heaps

WarmSoda,

The cops will never find them

quantenzitrone, (edited )

This means they are in arrays that satisfy the heap condition, resulting in efficiently traversable and sortable tree structures.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Not all heroes wear capes

Can confirm, this is me.

Sombyr, in Not all heroes wear capes
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

I sort by active because the slower flow of content helps me avoid a social media addiction. I just check the few posts that hit the top of my feed every day, then exit Lemmy for the day.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look at this bastard with their self control and healthy social media habits! Let’s burn them!

odium, in You also found them really attractive too

I call bs

Sinnz, in Lets be realistic

Pretty optimistic if you ask me

Ciel,
@Ciel@lemmygrad.ml avatar

time obviously is a log scale here

RoyaltyInTraining, in Lets be realistic
@RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world avatar

I have forgotten about it and later rediscovered it so many times now

FunkyMonk, in Lets be realistic

It will leave behind a great legacy of making every carpet bagger with a glint in their eye a game dev kickstarter... and like a dozen crowdfunded gems.

victron, in ¿¿Que??
@victron@programming.dev avatar

(Latin American fellow) At first I thought this was an Australia-style joke, because there are Spanish speaking countries in both hemispheres. Yep, I can overthink stuff and still be an idiot lol

Maoo, in Inspired by reading everyday news
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Keeping in mind that a single axis for progress is reductive: also, don’t forget that there have been and will be backslides. For example, European colonialism set back a lot of progressive / alternative cultures, genociding them or converting them to something that better-served the interests of empire (e.g., race rules).

can, in You also found them really attractive too

Don’t worry, just focus on what you missed before and you’ll catch the next one

can, in I want to believe

You should crosspost this to !sourcememes

Oha,

Be the change you wanna see

can,

Can do!

eating3645,

You definitely have the right username for the job

can,

🥫😉

ivanafterall, in You also found them really attractive too
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Was just realizing this morning that my ex-wife was clearly trying to signal interest in a threesome with another woman.

Thanks for this and fuck my life.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
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The bedrock of a good relationship is communication. If she wanted to do a threesome, she should’ve just talked to you about it lol

ivanafterall, (edited )
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, for sure. It was complicated. We are (friendly) exes for a reason. Nonetheless, it seems pretty clear in hindsight that I might've had a threesome with two Ukrainian women on several occasions had I not been so special and unaware and...it's just really hard, y'know? It's just really hard.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

You’ll get ‘em next time!

kameecoding,

those random realizations are the worst, like one day years later realizing that the proper response to a girl inviting you in for beer is not: “no thanks I have had too much yesterday” and then leaving

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Ahem, unlike those other normie assholes, I moderate my alcohol intake, thank you. (That'll impress her...)"

kameecoding,

are you doing like a bit?

it was after a beer marathon, previous day I drank 9 beers and passed out kinda

cows_are_underrated,

Or do it like me. You can drink more if you drink at least the same amount of water. Of course this has its limitations. At some point drinking water just reduces the headache the next day but doesn’t makes you think clearly.

SpaceCadet,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

This reminds me of the time I went home with a lesbian couple after a party, and not realizing they were interested in sex with me, even after dropping hints like repeatedly telling me things like: “You know, we’ve both been with men before”, then while awkwardly watching a movie on their couch they started to undress eachother and make out, and one girl pulling me in to touch her body as the other girl moved to perform cunnilingus on her.

And all I could think was: oh wow I should probably give them some privacy now, I guess it’s time to go home.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Whaaaaat.

guyrocket, in You also found them really attractive too
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

One time. At band camp...

In high school a friend of a very attractive popular girl asked me if I liked popular girl. I thought she was playing some kind of prank on me so I said no. It was not a prank. She really did like me. To this day I wish I would have said yes.

ImplyingImplications,

One time a girl in my computer class kept asking me for help. She’d ask me to stand behind her and point to where she should click. She asked if the view was nice, which was weird since it’s just a computer screen. Eventually, she decided I should move her hand while it was still on the mouse. That happened a lot and I always thought “wow this girl really doesn’t get computers.”

I was in my late 20s before I realized she wanted me to look down her top and touch her hand. She must have been thinking “wow this guy really doesn’t get women”

ryannathans,

Fuck that’s the best cringe story yet

ImplyingImplications,

t-thanks

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Baka

RedAggroBest,

For all the sadcringe in this thread. This is true cringe. I feel the pain in my soul. She did basically everything but put your hand down her shirt.

vacuumflower,

There are many things further down the road to go wrong with attractive popular girls. 2 most catastrophic cases in my life are with those such as them.

Admittedly I’m the one who mainly failed them due to misunderstandings and passiveness, but when a girl (being all that popular) is used to boys being rather active and competitive and social, and then you are here just cause she happened to like your looks, this may end painfully, for you more than for her.

There are also cases from the post, only I may have noticed, just wouldn’t risk losing an existing good friendship for possible romance.

Vilian, in You also found them really attractive too

you missed their flirting because you didn’t liked them enough, or they didin’t like you enough to say to you, or flirt until you take the hint

source: my girlfriend has social anxiety and is shy asf, but she really showed it, and i’m a dumbass

rotopenguin,
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You missed their flirting because a good portion of your highschool class discovered that the absolute funniest gag in the world is to “flirt” with you.

Custoslibera,

Oh I figured they were flirting only that this realisation occurred three months after the fact.

I would have very much wanted to date them.

bdonvr,

Or because one or both parties are very socially inept.

MrsEaves,
@MrsEaves@kbin.social avatar

Lady with social anxiety here to confirm. Flirting is useless. Every time I’ve just given up and asked the dude to date after being extremely forward for a while and they’re always shocked 🤷🏼‍♀️ Once we get past that, it’s great.

SpaceCadet,
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you missed their flirting because you didn’t liked them enough

More likely that you missed it because you didn’t like yourself enough to believe that they were sending out clear hints.

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