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31415926535, in Get out and vote!

THANK you. There’s been so much negative trolling on lemmy, really getting me down. Seeing your post actually reminded me I need to re-register.

starman2112, in You also found them really attractive too
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A person could tell me out loud “I’m flirting with you” and my awkward ass would still find a way to fuck it up

Resistentialism,

“I’m flirting with you,”

“Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

Andrew15_5,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

By asking them “Why?”

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I had a girl in high school (high school!) literally say to me “when am I going to get to feel that dick of yours inside me?” and I blew it, thought she was just joking.

Nelots,

You never know, they might just be Canadian.

vacuumflower,

Imagine a girl you like putting a hand on your shoulder, looking into your eyes, saying some gentle word I don’t quite remember due to being mesmerized by those eyes, and you know what I did? I just looked back uneasily for a few seconds, then nervously took her hand off my shoulder, shook it a bit, released it and awkwardly smiled. (That even wasn’t her last attempt to make me happy against my best efforts ; ended bad anyway.)

guyrocket, in You also found them really attractive too
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

One time. At band camp...

In high school a friend of a very attractive popular girl asked me if I liked popular girl. I thought she was playing some kind of prank on me so I said no. It was not a prank. She really did like me. To this day I wish I would have said yes.

ImplyingImplications,

One time a girl in my computer class kept asking me for help. She’d ask me to stand behind her and point to where she should click. She asked if the view was nice, which was weird since it’s just a computer screen. Eventually, she decided I should move her hand while it was still on the mouse. That happened a lot and I always thought “wow this girl really doesn’t get computers.”

I was in my late 20s before I realized she wanted me to look down her top and touch her hand. She must have been thinking “wow this guy really doesn’t get women”

ryannathans,

Fuck that’s the best cringe story yet

ImplyingImplications,

t-thanks

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Baka

RedAggroBest,

For all the sadcringe in this thread. This is true cringe. I feel the pain in my soul. She did basically everything but put your hand down her shirt.

vacuumflower,

There are many things further down the road to go wrong with attractive popular girls. 2 most catastrophic cases in my life are with those such as them.

Admittedly I’m the one who mainly failed them due to misunderstandings and passiveness, but when a girl (being all that popular) is used to boys being rather active and competitive and social, and then you are here just cause she happened to like your looks, this may end painfully, for you more than for her.

There are also cases from the post, only I may have noticed, just wouldn’t risk losing an existing good friendship for possible romance.

eldain, in You also found them really attractive too

If they weren’t communicating at my wavelength anyway, it wouldn’t have lead to anything 🤷‍♂️ Natural preselection.

bonus_crab,

my partner of 3 years was so dense i was worried she was trying to reject me subtly by just not a acknowledging my flirting .

Eventually i had to just say “come over and lets have sex”, for her to get it. If we hadnt already known eachother for a decade I wouldve just given up because I wouldnt want to be labeled a creep in my friend group.

ivanafterall, in You also found them really attractive too
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Was just realizing this morning that my ex-wife was clearly trying to signal interest in a threesome with another woman.

Thanks for this and fuck my life.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

The bedrock of a good relationship is communication. If she wanted to do a threesome, she should’ve just talked to you about it lol

ivanafterall, (edited )
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, for sure. It was complicated. We are (friendly) exes for a reason. Nonetheless, it seems pretty clear in hindsight that I might've had a threesome with two Ukrainian women on several occasions had I not been so special and unaware and...it's just really hard, y'know? It's just really hard.

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

You’ll get ‘em next time!

kameecoding,

those random realizations are the worst, like one day years later realizing that the proper response to a girl inviting you in for beer is not: “no thanks I have had too much yesterday” and then leaving

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Ahem, unlike those other normie assholes, I moderate my alcohol intake, thank you. (That'll impress her...)"

kameecoding,

are you doing like a bit?

it was after a beer marathon, previous day I drank 9 beers and passed out kinda

cows_are_underrated,

Or do it like me. You can drink more if you drink at least the same amount of water. Of course this has its limitations. At some point drinking water just reduces the headache the next day but doesn’t makes you think clearly.

SpaceCadet,
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This reminds me of the time I went home with a lesbian couple after a party, and not realizing they were interested in sex with me, even after dropping hints like repeatedly telling me things like: “You know, we’ve both been with men before”, then while awkwardly watching a movie on their couch they started to undress eachother and make out, and one girl pulling me in to touch her body as the other girl moved to perform cunnilingus on her.

And all I could think was: oh wow I should probably give them some privacy now, I guess it’s time to go home.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Whaaaaat.

TrickDacy, in My sense of humour is broken
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it is because this isn’t a complete thought or humor

spader312, in Shiny legs ✨🦵

What am I supposed to see?

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

the same but different, wait until the oil disappears

genfood,
@genfood@feddit.de avatar

Keep looking, there is no oil on the legs.

MeatsOfRage,

I mean, those could be oil paints

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

spader312,

All I saw was paint not shiny legs 🤷‍♂️

new_guy,

A pair of legs with paint smeared on them

shatterling,

Thank god, I thought this was loss

Spiralvortexisalie,

If you turn it upside down and divide the thigh, the smears become the panels from loss.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If you divide the thighs you see genitalia.

TrickDacy, (edited )
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Wow your username is disgusting

Rolando,

I thought the knees were Amogus-heads.

Cyv_, in Loving this AI revolution so far
@Cyv_@kbin.social avatar

In a similar vein, I'd like to remind my apartment complex that your emergency maintenance line doesn't count as an emergency maintenance line if nobody answers it outside of business hours.

Especially if you only call me back after leaving a message Saturday, on Monday morning. The AC was broken and luckily it wasn't dead of summer, but it still hit 90 something inside Sunday, and god forbid it was flooding or something like that.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

I remember how last year there was a long time when ambient temperature was about over 30 degrees too. I don’t have AC at home and if I remember correctly I just opened one window and attached foil to another so sun wouldl not heat my room as much. Wasn’t that bad.

imasnyper, in You also found them really attractive too
@imasnyper@lemmy.ca avatar

I once had a girl straight up say, “I’d do you”, to which I stumbled and mumbled out nothing much in reply. I don’t think I realized until about 5 years later I could have had sex that day :(

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

She was probably just being nice.

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

again you really can’t tell, she might be canadian and is just nice as a profession

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

"Alright, let's do it!"

"Not, like, for REAL. It was a figure of speech. Jesus, creep."

Vilian, in You also found them really attractive too

you missed their flirting because you didn’t liked them enough, or they didin’t like you enough to say to you, or flirt until you take the hint

source: my girlfriend has social anxiety and is shy asf, but she really showed it, and i’m a dumbass

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

You missed their flirting because a good portion of your highschool class discovered that the absolute funniest gag in the world is to “flirt” with you.

Custoslibera,

Oh I figured they were flirting only that this realisation occurred three months after the fact.

I would have very much wanted to date them.

bdonvr,

Or because one or both parties are very socially inept.

MrsEaves,
@MrsEaves@kbin.social avatar

Lady with social anxiety here to confirm. Flirting is useless. Every time I’ve just given up and asked the dude to date after being extremely forward for a while and they’re always shocked 🤷🏼‍♀️ Once we get past that, it’s great.

SpaceCadet,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

you missed their flirting because you didn’t liked them enough

More likely that you missed it because you didn’t like yourself enough to believe that they were sending out clear hints.

NutWrench, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

Remember when some cheap company sold a bunch of bald, unfinished Bratz dolls and tried to claim they were going through chemotherapy?

Deestan,

That sounds amazing but I can’t find that by searching for it. Do you have a link?

NutWrench,
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar
Shardikprime, in Lets be realistic

By doing this you just pushed the release until the end of baryonic age

skeleton_truper66, in I won’t download your stupid app

I didn’t know you could do that tbh

Teritz,

Same here i thought the API changes killed old reddit.

Yerbouti, in I won’t download your stupid app

The day they kill old reddit will be the end of reddit for me.

Wooki, (edited )

Why is it not the end already? Drop it, move on, you will be better off for you might even realise how much of a problem you have

Yerbouti,

Thanks mom, I will.

Wooki,

Your mental health matters dear. Eat plenty of greens and no more reddit!

Yerbouti,

Can you get me some Capt’n crunch on your way back home? Pretty please??

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

The day they kill old reddit will be the end of reddit itself. A lot of moderators depend on the older interface (along with RES) to manage their communities. Imagine trying to mod with reddit’s current interface.

iamkindasomeone,

Well they already did that when shutting down the API. And yet they try to keep that thing alive in most subs.

Perfide, (edited )

Killing the API made modding on mobile harder, but it mostly didn’t affect desktop mod tools. Killing old.reddit would be a huge deal.

iamkindasomeone,

I thought it did though. Thats what the mods at least told.

Nacktmull, in God, I **hate** Mondays

c/imsorryjon

interolivary, (edited )
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Oh you fucking tease, I hoped that that actually exists, but at least Beehaw’s community search gives me no results. WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY HOPES AND DREAMS

Nacktmull,

Oh you fuckign tease, I hoped that that actually exists

https://i.imgflip.com/85293l.jpg

explodicle,

Is there a way to preemptively sign up for a community in case someone creates it?

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