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CluckN, in stock photo stonksšŸ“ˆ

All 5 of them

Gradually_Adjusting,
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I’m pretty sure that’s why this is funny dawg

JackbyDev, (edited ) in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I remember some video. It was a joke about IT remoting in to fix a computer. The icons on the desktop were shaped like a dick. Then it guy took a screenshot and was like I’m definitely sending this to HR as he sorted them alphabetically. Then the other dude was like ā€œno put it back, infant find anything!ā€ And the line that sticks with me, the IT guy says ā€œthere’s no sort by dickā€.

youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE

fritolay,

The website is down #1: sales guy vs web dude

JackbyDev,

Thanks! I added the link!

CaptKoala,

Someone give us a ā€œsort by dickā€ a friend of mine really needs such features.

bdonvr, in Smh they made video games political

Unfortunately it’s not really a step by step guide

CileTheSane,
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Step 1: Don’t purchase or play games with micro-transactions

bdonvr,

Alright coo- ah fuck they just updated it and now it has micro transactions.

MiddledAgedGuy,

I was gonna come in with the obvious ā€œsee step 1ā€ joke. But what if they added it to a game you paid for? That’d be some bullshit.

bdonvr,

That was the meaning I was going for. It has happened.

CileTheSane,
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Step 2: Don’t purchase micro-transactions (see step 1)

Kusimulkku, in Smh they made video games political

I think a lot of Eastern European socialist states had ton of bribes (or sometimes ā€œgiftsā€) to get anything done, including in some places ā€œgiftsā€ to your doctor.

Unfortunately Marx didn’t eliminate all the micro transactions

bdonvr,

Is it like that in Cuba?

Kusimulkku,

I don’t know what’s their situation with corruption/bribery.

Are you asking rhetorically meaning they don’t or seriously asking? Because if you are asking I could try to look it up but don’t know offhand.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I don’t tend to trust anything I hear about Cuba tbh, one way or the other.

End the embargo and let’s see how things stack up.

Kusimulkku,

We don’t have an embargo afaik

DragonTypeWyvern,

Of Cuba?

They are famously embargoed by America, except for food and medicine. Which is a pretty big deal, considering how important the US market is for any state in the American continents.

Kusimulkku,

I’m not from America

Justas,
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Or you had a friend who worked at the store or the factory and could get you stuff because they liked you. A hundred friends could get you further than a hundred roubles.

Kusimulkku,

I’ve heard that too. Connections being everything. I think those ā€œyou help me I help youā€ is sorta like micro transactions too.

Rayuza, in I'm too high for this

i dont get it

Grayox, in Because it's almost time
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Just watched Stargate for the first time last night cause it was free on YouTube, fun movie.

TvanBuuren,

The series is zoooooo much better

rwhitisissle,

It’s a lot of fun. I remember taping it on VHS back when it was still airing on t.v. I would pause the VCR when commercials started so that it recorded episodes mostly unbroken.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Undoubtedly, had seen a few episodes on scifi back in the day and loved it, glad they made the series the universe has so much fun lore to explore, do any streaming services have it?

TvanBuuren,

Prime has it here.

Skaryon, in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
themusicman,

I knew this would be in the comments

ComradeSpood, in Common Marx W
@ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net avatar

I may be an anarchist, but I can admit Marx has some banger quotes.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Under no pretense

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

ā€œWe have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.ā€

DragonTypeWyvern,

Correct. The monarchies and oligarchs have it coming.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I tend to consider him right in basically all his criticisms, misguided in formulating the solutions.

Presumably he ran into the trouble a lot of generous, intelligent, and honest people have, they assume everyone is basically like them other than circumstance and stress.

And, obviously you can trust a fellow socialist to run the vanguard states, right?

They get it. Heirarchy bad, racism bad, sexism bad, he’s been over this!

Or perhaps he was simply, like everyone, merely a product of his time. The workers of his day were barely literate, every state other than America and France (depending on what exact year we’re talking) were absolute monarchies, etc etc etc.

Blackmist, in Smh they made video games political

Everyone gets a lootbox.

The lootbox contains one poor quality item.

You get it two years after launch.

Graylitic,

What a concise way of saying you’ve never read Marx.

Pharmacokinetics, in Common Marx W
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I am not American so I never understood that phrase. A state’s rights? Who gives a shit about a state? Isn’t everything about human rights like it always have been?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Not in America unfortunately.

DeepFriedDresden,

It's the 10th amendment. All other 9 amendments and many thereafter are in relation to human rights.

And states rights and human rights can actually go hand in hand, as seen by state legislatures that have passed assisted suicide, same-sex marriage, and legal cannabis laws. It has also been used to ensure electors cast their vote for the nominee or candidate who received the most votes from the people.

Unfortunately it's also been co-opted as a racist, misogynist dog whistle.

aquasteel, in But I check for Sweet

Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

NakariLexfortaine,

Some people leave loaves of bread in the fridge to keep longer. I’ve mainly seen it from older people.

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

I usually buy two, keep one frozen to prevent mold from growing.

lolcatnip, in Common Marx W

IMHO the bigger gotcha on the ā€œstates’ rightsā€ lie is that the Confederate constitution gave states no more rights than the US constitution, while specifically denying one: the right to abolish slavery within their borders.

kameecoding,

the biggest gotcha is asking back

ā€œthe state’s rights to do what?ā€

Kusimulkku, in Common Marx W

Interesting to hear that trying to annex places against the will of the people there is bad. Don’t think everyone claiming to follow Marx followed that rule lol

BruceTwarzen, in The other inflation issue

What are the mixed signals? I'm fat but theis sign tells me to shop at the fatty factory, oh what should i do?

Viking_Hippie,

I’m generally against using that word, but GODDAMN, ā€œthe fatty factoryā€ is the PERFECT description of McDonald’s 🤣

dontcarebear, in Because it's almost time
@dontcarebear@lemmy.world avatar

Merry Christmas… Boy.

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