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Arfman, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

At that age I was only interested in gaming. Don’t know how people have the facility to form long term relationships

knorke3, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

BluesF, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

24 is just as arbitrary an age as 18, change my mind

OADINC,

Yes it’s all about mental age and mindset.

braxy29,

someone at 24 has several more years of experience in the adult world. someone at 24 has several more years of neurological development (which isn’t complete until around 25). in other words, at 24 someone has better context for decision-making and better decision-making ability than someone who is 18.

FoxFairline, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
@FoxFairline@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That was a joke Art installation AFAIK a decade back.

iso,

Swiss here, no it isn’t. Here’s a (german) overview of a few “openair hotels”: stilpalast.ch/…/schlafen-unter-freiem-himmel-7144

nigh7y,

So… you get room service? Like… how far do these workers stay from these rooms? Can they see you pee and take a dump? Where do you clean yourself? Do you get a refund if it rains? Is a simple hotel room somewhere nearby cheaper than this gourmet outdoor experience?

So many questions…

NigelFrobisher, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

You wouldn’t even get the bed for a million pounds in central London.

twoshoes, (edited ) in Has anyone notified Elon?

I work in IT. My boss is by all accounts very competent in both programming and administration, yet all his documentation basically says “remember to set DoTheRightThing=True”

Edit: I just looked up the documentation for an internal service and under “Error recovery” it just says “The output of command xy should make sense”. fml

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

#pragma OccasionallyCrash false

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

Damn, I must’ve been missing this in my code the whole time.

Not even joking, I’ve got a project that crashes the MSVC linker with “Internal compiler error occurred” like 1 out of every 5 builds.

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

Back in the olde days of programming (I'm talking about compilers from the 80s) the coding connoisseur knew that getting a certain error that seemed like nonsense could easily be solved by adding an extra, or removing a remark line from the top of the code and recompiling.

kameecoding, in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I am guessing this is mostly informed by your own experience, personally I feel the same, but I was a fucking moron at 24, certainly not ready for something like marriage or kids, hell I am 31 and I still don’t feel that way.

Others might feel otherwise or grow up faster, to better parents and that’s okay, no need to label people who do things different than you as weird imo.

iAvicenna, in Has anyone notified Elon?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

for the person who wrote that “coding and algorithms” is the same as “magic and alchemy”

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar 

<span style="color:#323232;">if (launch) {
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</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>

What’s so hard, Japan?!? Sheesh.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the code was executed perfectly. The orientation wasn’t defined!

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

You could even say it self-optimized and saved fuel by not decelerating!

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

I think they call algorithms AI these days. At least I caught one of our VPs saying that a few months ago.

haui_lemmy,

I think the vast majority of people has no idea how coding works, doesnt know what an algorithm does and is oblivious to the fact that AI isnt everything its hyped to be.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I had a manager 10 years ago tell me we should start using these “API” things he had just read about. A conspicuously non-technical manager, obviously.

CareHare, (edited ) in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

I love that they could have done MonIca and ChandlEr But decided that it would’ve been too convenient.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Ah yes, the Breaking Bad school of acronyms

CaptnNMorgan, (edited ) in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

baatliwala,

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

gmtom,

Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.

CaptnNMorgan,

According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?

gmtom,

I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.

BackOnMyBS, in Oh nooo
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

lol 😆 how do people come up with these memes??

Aurenkin, in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

There’s a solid foundation for this idea but I still don’t see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.

electric, in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Djoey though.

Zoidsberg, in F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I hate tumblr posts that beat the joke to death. “Njoey,” its like the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

I see it more like “I especially liked this part, well done!”

prole,

Ha, they totally are the kid who would repeat the punchline of your joke to get attention!

(did it work?)

Viking_Hippie,

stares intensely

Ok, you’ve got my attention. Now what?

nightwatch_admin, in Oh nooo

If I was that waiter, and it was an honest attempt at being polite by your mom, I’d have been happy with that friendly customer. Kind people, you are my tribe and I love you all dearly!

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