I'm tired, Boss
scytale, You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.
567PrimeMover, 
Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?
scytale, Yep, just change your user-agent and they’ll flip the switch immediately.
jigsaw250, Someone made a filter for that and it works well. It’s in one of the posts that talked about YouTube doing that (I think the one in the Technology sub).
JimmyBigSausage, I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.
Tartas1995, I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.
RootBeerGuy, 
I am next for not tipping my landlord.
567PrimeMover, They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%
LeftHandedWave, It will show 22%, but really be 35%.
Scrawny, We’ve come full circle.
EfreetSK, 
You monter! Did you know that ?
coffeebiscuit, … giving a tip before you actually get anything.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer
Dirk, 
How dare you!
EfreetSK, He’s probably a filthy gun-printer!
starman2112, 
I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine
HiddenLayer5, 
All of you using adblockers are pathetic. You’ll willingly deprive companies of their revenue just because you can’t be bothered to see a few ads? It’s not like ads are harmful or anything!
…hang on I think porn just started playing on my computer I have to find where the popup is and close it… Right after I close this other popup that says I’ve won 69 trillion dollars, and this one for dick pills, and this one for free vbucks, and that one saying I have 420 viruses on my PC, and this one looks like it’s trying to download ransomware, and… Damn my battery just died from all the extra processing power those popups needed. Uh but adblock is still evil though, don’t forget that.
N0body, “Tell President Zuckerberg my only regret is that I have but one life to give to block his ads.”
nrezcm, “Ask not what social media can do for you but what you can do for social media.”
JCreazy, For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can
jballs, 
Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.
bruhduh, 
It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo… As soon as society opinion is ready.
LoamImprovement, For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.
ICastFist, 
bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY
CaptainBlagbird, 
AnD PiRaCy iS StEaLiNg
Zerush, 
lemmesay, 
what about us who pirate share almost everything?
CertifiedBlackGuy, You’re already dead.
This is the bad place.
nfsu2, 
Having friends that have no idea of adblockers, or scripblockers are makes me feel prehistoric
lapislazuli, You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.
Emma_Gold_Man, Lost your listener’s license, did you?
TQuid, A little ways back in the line, for privately owning a general-purpose computing device
SpiderShoeCult, How dare you wish to be in control of the device you purchased? The inqusition will be in touch.
Kusimulkku, It’s an even worse crime to be running custom ROM on your phone or basically not just running whatever it came with with bootloader locked.
Hiro8811, Yeah but I don’t think they’ll go for since there are far less people using custom ROM than using an adblocker
KingThrillgore, 
DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS
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