KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

DONT FORGET TO WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF OW MY BALLS

lemmesay,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what about us who pirate share almost everything?

CertifiedBlackGuy,

You’re already dead.

This is the bad place.

paddirn,

Denying profit to corporations is theft, so using adblockers will be put on the same level as digital piracy. How dare you consume content without letting your eyeballs get force-fed ads.

SaltyIceteaMaker,

For a sec. I thought were fr in the first sentence. Then i remembered wich platform we’re on and why that probably is.

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Denying profit to corporations is theft

Absolutely right. In fact, it should be illegal to see a product for sale and not immediately buy it. How dare you see a helpless corporation in need of money, freezing in the streets, and not immediately empty your wallet in exchange for trinkets that they so lovingly engineered to break in a set amount of time? You monster!

vithigar,

Using ad blockers is piracy, insofar as you’re avoiding paying the price the content provider has set for that content. The price is watching the ads, rather than being something directly monetary, and you’re not paying it.

That said, neither that nor piracy are theft, and in both cases I gladly pirate because the prices in most instances have gotten away too high for what you get. Either in terms of subscription cost, or the time and quantity of ads delivered.

bluewing,

From what I understand, Youtube ain’t paying for content anyway. Creators are routinely being de-monitized

Karyoplasma,

To this day, I have never bought something because of an ad. I get the concept of letting people know your product exists, but I know Raid Shadow Legends exists already and I am not interested, so fuck off.

WereCat,

So you admit that you’re a thief? If you see an ad it’s *MANDATORY * to buy that product otherwise the owner of the ad spend money for that ad for nothing!!!

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

I would like to tell everyone that Raid: Shadow Legends is a shitty game and nobody should play it.

This message is brought to you by me, a private citizen with a desire for you not to waste your time.

Imgonnatrythis,

You wouldn’t block a car.

JCreazy,

For refusing to drink the mountain dew verification can

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

It already was implemented in remote exams sooooo… As soon as society opinion is ready.

LoamImprovement,

For refusing to stand up and shout “McDonalds” at the smart TV.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

EfreetSK,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

He’s probably a filthy gun-printer!

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

scytale,

You get a 5 second delay before they flip the switch if you’re a firefox user.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?

scytale,

Yep, just change your user-agent and they’ll flip the switch immediately.

jigsaw250,

Someone made a filter for that and it works well. It’s in one of the posts that talked about YouTube doing that (I think the one in the Technology sub).

spaxxor,

Remember, according to the small Canadian man, adblock is theft

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Piracy, actually, but yes. That tweet was such a dumpster fire. All it accomplished was it showed how grossly misinformed Linus was about this topic. How ad blocking equals copyright infringement is beyond me.

JimmyBigSausage,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the coffee shop.

Tartas1995,

I am next for not leaving a tip at the self-checkout.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I am next for not tipping my landlord.

567PrimeMover,
@567PrimeMover@kbin.social avatar

They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%

LeftHandedWave,

It will show 22%, but really be 35%.

Scrawny,

We’ve come full circle.

EfreetSK,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

You monter! Did you know that ?

coffeebiscuit,

… giving a tip before you actually get anything.

lapislazuli,

You’ve still got some miles left in you, don’t give up! Unless they’re green, then you’re screwed.

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