cali,

Blue pill. I never want to relive my childhood trauma again 🤑

jasondj,

Do I go back in time to when I was 6, or do I remain in the current timeline, but 6 years old?

I’d imagine with all my memories and knowledge and basically being an adult, I’d probably have…desires…that vastly exceed my age. So that’d be pretty awkward.

In the current timeline would be interesting. I’d have to get a remote job that doesn’t need me on video, but assuming my paperwork still says my original birth year, I could probably keep on renewing my license for several years and at least have a valid adult ID. Even if I can’t drive or buy my own weed/booze, I could still maintain employment at least until I have an adult body. I’m assuming the sorcerer also gave me an identity that matched my new body, so I could probably coast through college at some point

But the weirdest thing would be being able to be both my kids peer and their parent.

shasta,

Welcome to Dragonball GT

psud,

These “would you rather” memes are mind poison when both sides are impossible fantasies

WaxedWookie,

Why?

I think they can be useful thought exercises to tease out people’s priorities and values.

psud,

I’ll grant they’re fun

lazylion_ca,

They are a way to get to know each other.

Trollivier, (edited )

Blue pill. Restarting with all my knowledge, I might end up not meeting my soulmate and not having my kid, because of randomness. I can’t have that.

Rowan,

My exact thoughts. Give me this choice at 19 or 20, sure I’ll restart. Now though, the money would just be nice to provide security to the most valuable thing - my girls.

CyberEgg,

Any point in time before my body broke down and a chance to not get through the troubles I had in my twenties? The ability to build neuronal structures like a child instead of learning anew profession in my thirties? Hell, I’m not gonna say no to that.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly, if you make changes to things you wish you’d done differently, you could drastically alter your life enough to where you’d be in unknown territory rather quickly.

Sure you’d still have the “dump savings into Bitcoin, sell in September 2020” thing that would make you richer than the blue pill ever could, but the mistakes we make are the biggest reason to relive the past and once you alter those you’d quicky change the course of your life.

Interesting_Test_814,

Blue pill, redoing school and all for years before getting any further in your life would be way too boring

Kiosade,

Maybe that’s the secret behind those kids that graduate college at 13 or whatever. They’re playing life on (partial) New Game + mode.

jasondj,

It’s like loading a save file from a couple months before you beat the game.

BunEnjoyer,

Right?! Worst years of our lives are spent waiting in glorified daycare till we are 18.

ShaggySnacks,

Fuck binary choices. I’m taking both. Radical free will baby!

psud,

Taking them in the best order will be hard since the blue pill or its 10M would be left in the old timeline - or if there’s only one timeline, left in the lost future

You could take the blue pill and live it up for however long, try not to die suddenly, then take the red pill. That sounds risky to me

ClockNimble,

Red.

jagungal,

Blue. I wouldn’t change much about my life rn, but an extra 10mil would be awesome.

craigers,
@craigers@lemmy.world avatar

Wait like restart as in go back in time to the year I was 6 or restart as in become a 6 year old in 2024. Because if it’s the former hell yeah stocks, bitcoin, sports betting back to the future style. If it’s the latter fuck that.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

That indeed is an important question. You can surpass the 10mm offering. Having your cake and eating it too.

triclops6,

Even if 2024, think how much smarter and further ahead of your peers you’d be:

  • you’re now at the head of the class
  • you job hunt, network, save like a pro
  • you’re the most mature person in the room
  • you get to live like a young person again (something I’d pay a lot to do)

Downsides: never meet my partner and kids, gotta do the whole no-income thing again for a while

Crashumbc,

Given the world’s current political and environmental state. I’m not sure it’ll be around in 10 years except maybe in a mad max form.

Plus who would be your parents? You’d have to be interested with a current one. That’s a huge risk, also.

Pantsdance,

I’m thinking the situation would be, you would be reverting to 6 year old you in 2024, living with your spouse and kids… at that point I think I would be fine

psud, (edited )

WYR have $10M or be a 6 year old undocumented orphan, unrecognised by everyone you knew

It’s clearly go back in time

The choice is

  1. $10M cash right now; or
  2. Practically infinite money, but you have to relive childhood
AgentGrimstone,

Asking the right questions. People in here could be in for a rude awakening. Morpheus never said anything about time travel.

CaptPretentious,

Red pill.

While I could retire right now with the blue pill, I wouldn’t be happy.

Red pill means I could spend more time and cultivate a better relationships with the people who actually matter to me. I’d spend a lot more time with my great grandparents.

I could also focus on being true to who I am and not being who I thought others wanted. Basically be who I was in college… But now at 6.

Of course, I could make all the right investments to make a lot of money.

I wouldn’t want to just go into the same career. While I might for a while, honestly I’d have the knowledge and money to take a run at a political career.

psud, (edited )

Also get your preferred user name on every online service created after you turned 6

CaptPretentious,

I hadn’t thought of that, but it’s genius.

Souroak,

Could you imagine the psychological damage of having your adult mind shoved back into your 6 year old self? You’d be unable to relate to or even tolerate any of your peers, so say goodbye to any childhood friendships. You’d be unstimulated by the mountain of busy work in school and frustrated by all the topics you’d have to relearn. I personally would go through all of the procrastination troubles again. There are plenty of traumatic events that you would not be able to prevent or even affect. Nevermind that you are still carrying that trauma with you, you’re just trying to not re-live it. Develop any chronic illnesses? Maybe you can get treated quicker but you still have to watch your health decline. It’ll be a decade before you have any kind of autonomy to do any stocks or Bitcoin type stuff, unless you want to become some prophetic wünderkind. As far as I’m aware, mt gox was one of the only reliable places to get Bitcoin, until it wasn’t. I don’t know the day that it fell apart off the top of my head.

I never understand why anyone would choose the “do it all over again” scenarios.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

I never understand why anyone would choose the “do it all over again” scenarios.

The consensus seems to be for money, power, or pleasure.

MrFunnyMoustache,

While blue is the easy and tempting option, and I would live comfortably without needing to work ever again…

I would choose red. Considering I am approaching 40, and going by family history, I’ll likely get cancer in my 50’s or 60’s… I think choosing red is a good solution to basically get extra 30+ years of life.

Also, with the forenowledge, there is a huge potential for life saving actions. While I don’t think there is much I could do as a kid, it’s worth a shot and I would have time to figure it out.

Tikiporch,

No amount of money can ever buy you more time. Only a six year old should take the blue pill. That’s the moral of the story? I don’t know, it’s just a meme I guess.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Some people have fucked up childhoods and reliving them isn’t an option. I would take the money, I would never go back to that hell willingly.

psud,

You could run away, roll the dice on the foster system

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Some countries don’t have a robust foster system or a system at all. I would be rolling the die on homeless in the street in a dangerous place with dirt and flagstone roads.

BunEnjoyer,

Yeah no thanks, I’d rather not be bored for 2 decades again, without the fun of thinking like a child.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I think choosing red is a good solution to basically get extra 30+ years of life.

Hell, do the right things to receive the same offer in 30 years and you can take another red pill. Infinite loop!

MrFunnyMoustache,

Without knowing the conditions of recieving that offer, I wouldn’t bank on being able to replicate it. You’d think whoever has the technology/magic to yeet your consciousness back in time into your 6 year old self without a time paradox would be smart enough to think of that infinite loop thing and avoid that.

But it would be an interesting way to achieve pseudo-immortality.

psud, (edited )

Or perhaps if the red pill is turn six today variant that pessimists think it might be, you might get actual immortality. Say we work out immortality in 2060, that might be difficult for someone 50 today, but easy to reach for someone 6 today.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Blue. I’m pretty solid at the moment. I’m sure I’d lose my son if I started over at 6. So, definitely blue.

IDriveWhileTired,

Thought the same. 10 Mil and having the people I love in my life is enough. Just don’t forget to wire the 10 Mil.

JokeDeity,

Red for sure, I could have way more than 10 million starting over with all the knowledge I have now, plus I wouldn’t wait so long for certain things.

thmnwlf,

yea but 10m is enough for a way more than decent life, i would say a pretty nice one and you don’t have to do all that shit again ^^

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Blue. If I take the red pill, I’ll end up in a mental hospital.

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