li10,

It’s weird seeing this meme without the tits

alehc,

The what

rustyfish,
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar
TenderfootGungi,

I had never seen that.

dunz,
@dunz@feddit.nu avatar

What the actual FUCK

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

He seems so sorry for making me hard.

SpaceMan9000,

The tits

MyPornViewingAccount,

HE SAID ITS WEIRD SEEING THIS MEME WITHOUT THE TITS

lugal,

Thanks for clarification!

Pistcow,

Stop, I can only get so hard.

TootSweet, (edited )

But school shootings, obesity, healthcare, and oil, though.

Source: Am American.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3,

Same tbh

Diplomjodler3,

Don’t forget police murdering people and doing highway robbery.

Liz,

And shit trains, and pointless poverty, and ridiculous town planning, and an absurd prison system, and shit voting and representation, and unlimited money in politics, and weak-sauce unions…

cafeinux,

It’s a low hanging fruit, but I mean… The tree doesn’t have a lot of higher fruits, and they’re not as tasty anyway.

nilloc,

Sure we have plenty of high-hanging fruit:

  • antiquated voting laws
  • asymmetrical representation
  • oligarchy via political funding
  • military industrial complex

But we didn’t start a world war that killed millions of people, that we’re still digging up unexploded munitions from, and that gave us the ability to fix some of our governmental systems and implement social and societal change (at least for white European folks).

ByteJunk,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

Yet, but you can still elect Trump again.

nilloc, (edited )

The first 3 I listed are why, yes. And it sucks that the Supreme Court and some dudes 250 years ago put us in this situation.

Tar_alcaran,

Also slavery and coups

sirico, (edited )
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Gets Nonna’s stick with the little hook on it, Child beauty pageants, Oxycontin, MM/DD/YYYY

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

When they stop being huge fucking problems, we’ll stop making fun of you for them :P

KingThrillgore,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

As an American, I do the exact same thing 😂

Ranvier, (edited )

Europe is doing their best to catch up on some fronts. Keep at it, you’ll get there. We’ll continue sending fast food chains your way to help.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/68ec2e4d-faba-46cb-b472-713c3d522e73.png

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s the best Maltian food, lol? Maybe it’s worth it.

Honytawk,

We don’t do that when America is mentioned.

We do that when America is yet again too full of itself, to keep them down a notch.

We can’t help it if that is the only thing Americans do.

EmpathicVagrant,

And then the random citizens who defend or justify ignoring it either take offense instead of agreeing it’s fucked up, or grasp at straws with whataboutism to shift the issue.

conditional_soup,

Americans when European leaders start making the same choices that got America to this point.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the worst thing about being an American expatriate is watching shit happen again.

ScoopMcPoops,

What’s the difference between an expat and an immigrant?

Xtallll,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Expats are white.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Often enough little more than conceit, but you technically can’t immigrate to a place you’re already a citizen in. Brought my immigrant family with me though, so I’m happy enough to be called an immigrant along with them.

conditional_soup,

It’s bewildering to me that, after decades of getting (deservedly) dunked on by Europeans for our shitty systems, not only are American leaders still giving the whole flaming garbage heap the five finger salute, but European leaders are now saying “well, yes, the American system is awful, but we swear it’ll work for us.” And people are believing them. Unreal. I can’t even imagine the frustration you must feel.

We’ve talked about moving to Denmark or NL, but we’re just not there yet, and with NL getting their own dollar store (there’s a Dutch joke in there somewhere) Trump, I’m not so sure if we ever will be.

Zoboomafoo,

It’s the result of a thousand minor decisions that seem like a good tradeoff at the time all added together

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

Happening in Canada too. For the last decade, virtually every province has been led by Conservative governments (except BC and that was just half a decade ago). Healthcare and housing has been slowly falling apart.

Looking at the polls, what’s amazing is that most Canadian voters seem to think the problem is insufficient conservatism!

Xavienth,

Europeans talk a lot of smack for a continent that is rapidly approaching fascism at more or less the same rate as America, if a little slightly behind. Maybe y’all could fix it if you got over yourselves.

P.S. I’m not American.

hdnsmbt,

I prefer bringing up that in US “democracy” some votes count more than others. When trump won, more people voted for Clinton and for some reason yanks seem to be totally ok with this.

Geobloke,

In America politicians choose their voters

hdnsmbt,

Are those voters people with agency or just cattle? You realize your group is a lot bigger than the group that you watch exploiting you, right?

LemmyRefugee,

It happens in Spain too. Huge difference in the number of votes needed in Barcelona to get a representative, compared to rural provinces.

Aremel,

We are not ok with this, but changing the way it works is a herculean task. The people that it currently works for are very invested in keeping it that way.

hdnsmbt,

But why is nobody even protesting it? Seems kind of a cornerstone of democracy, no? How could anything coming out of this system have any legitimacy?

Ransack,

Because it’s easier for people to pretend already being busy (focusing on and protesting nonsensical and completely irrelevant shit) vs actually focusing on the primary and relevant things that are actually impacting their lives.

hdnsmbt,

This is the most honest reply so far.

Seasoned_Greetings,

The media has done a pretty good job convincing the vast majority of Americans that we are the pinnacle of democracy and any change to that is either fascism or communism. Wanting a better system is intentionally painted as un-American.

hdnsmbt, (edited )

“The media” sounds like a convenient scapegoat. Who gives a fuck about how things are painted? Do you really just go “well, I guess I better waive my right to having my vote count equally, don’t want the neighbours to think I’m un-american” or is that just an excuse for lethargy? I don’t mean to antagonise you but I think you should ask yourself some tough questions once in a while.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

You have a great points, though your scenario is a bit too simple.

It’s not that we’re so fat and lethargic that we can’t be bothered to get off the sofa long enough to effect meaningful change. It’s that “the media” is gargantuan and goes far beyond the synthesized news cycles and reports. The OG social media outlets like churches, work culture, family structure, regional Identities, and every other socialized structure you can think of manifests itself into these ideals that have been pummeled into our head since the first time we stood up in preschool and recited the pledge of allegiance.

Making it more complicated is that our real concerns like, paying our bills, feeding our families, getting Timmy to soccer practice, protecting our kids, being a good employee so we don’t lose our job, being a good dad, being a good son, keeping our relationships healthy, etc., etc. is condensed into an infantesimally small amount of time. When you finally get to stop you’ve only got the bandwidth for bullet points. It’s not laziness, it’s exhaustion. It’s not lack of self-reflection, it’s overclocking. We have an entire backbone population that’s absolutely exhausted and still feeling like failures because somehow the American dream is feeling like a greasy, over-hustled nightmare that we’re constantly struggling to live up to.

This cycle does lend itself to your headlines of gun violence, gladiator arena us v. them politics, and on, and on. The system with which we now live is a constant grinder that no longer leaves time for, nor praises individualism and ideas. It’s a finely tuned revenue machine built on an overhauled slavery model that instead praises corporatism, classism, ruling parties, and residual monthly income… with a smiley face of nationalistic exceptionalism posted on the packaging.

Apologies for being so long winded, but some sympathy for the devil might be in order. We’re largely not a bad people. Most of us are kind, optimistic, and try very hard to change the things we see out of place. The problem is we’re becoming more and more just white noise in the background. A sort of spectre of idealisms past.

hdnsmbt,

You make it sound like you’re just a cog in a machine with no agency and I do believe that’s what it feels like (other countries are in late capitalism, too) but you’re not if enough of you band together. You’re not forced to watch your life pass before your eyes, you choose to play along with the machine’s game. Hell, you even got the guns to take what should be yours and you just use them to shoot at little paper targets.

I don’t think of you as fat and lazy or the devil. It’s just frustrating to see your potential go to waste like that.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

I concur with all of your statements, to include the one concerning the realization of being a cog in the machine.

I have several errands to run, and would love to continue the discussion when I return, if you’re amenable, of course.

hdnsmbt,

I am and I’m looking forward to it. It might take a while before I can reply, though, so please don’t think I’m ghosting you.

Seasoned_Greetings,

Great argument. Now instead of preaching to the choir, which is to say someone who already understands and agrees with you, why don’t you elevate your message to all 400 million of us? You know, really get to the ones who don’t understand they’re being manipulated?

No? You won’t do that? Don’t you care about our right to vote and this democracy? Maybe you feel like it’s just not your job. I don’t know, sounds like another way to say you’re just too lazy.

I don’t mean to antagonize you, but you’re the one insinuating that it just takes one person being unhappy about the system to change it. So you should ask yourself the same questions about why you can’t do it yourself. Even if you don’t live in the US, you have about the same resources as I do.

hdnsmbt,

You took a comment that addressed noone in particular a bit personal and now pretend it was meant to start a revolution on a very niche corner of the internet. Not quite what I consider worth my time.

Seasoned_Greetings,

I don’t mean to antagonise you but I think you should ask yourself some tough questions once in a while.

You wouldn’t consider this addressing me in particular? Looks a little like you’re avoiding a response because you don’t have a good answer.

In any case, have fun preaching to people who live in a complex system about changes you don’t really understand. For what it’s worth, entertaining the naive notion of

well why don’t you just ask yourself some hard questions and it’ll all be better

Isn’t really worth my time either.

hdnsmbt,

That sentence upset you to the point you feel the need to insult my intelligence, misrepresent what is written, forget that “you” can mean people in general and ignore any clarification. That’s regrettable as I’m sure you do actually understand what I’m trying to say here but can’t address it over a perceived slight.

Seasoned_Greetings,

That sentence doesn’t make sense addressed to people in general. No one says, “I didn’t mean to antagonize you” to a large group of undefined people. Antagonize is pretty specific to a single subject.

Also, what clarification? The only response you made was to dutifully inform me that my challenge to your logic was beneath replying to.

Lastly, it’s pretty clear what you were trying to say. That if only people realized that being un-American isn’t the end of the world, maybe systemic changes could start happening.

What I’m saying to you is, about 150 million of us are so brainwashed and vehemently against opening their minds to that sort of change that they regularly float the idea of rounding up the rest of us to execute.

That’s what our media does to us. And by “media”, I don’t mean the boogie man you decided that I meant, I mean conservative outlets like Fox News that captivate millions of our population and constantly send the message that the people actually trying to change things are evil and corrupt. That advocate for locking up the poor and shooting the protesters.

If you really think that can be overcome by a plurality of us “asking ourselves the hard questions”, you’re woefully naive about the actual situation.

If you want to paint me as the type to be offended at a perceived slight, understand that the slight in question is proposing an overly simplistic solution to a gargantuanly complex problem half a century in the making like we just “forgot” we can change the system.

hdnsmbt,

I’m not trying to paint you anything, I’m just reading your replies. At least I did until now.

Seasoned_Greetings,

Likewise.

conorab,

Isn’t that true for any representative democracy especially when gerrymandering is allowed? In Aus you can easily have a party win more than 50% of the vote but not get in because the votes were concentrated in vast-majority seats.

hdnsmbt,

It absolutely isn’t. There is no inherent reason why votes can’t be added up and tallied in a straight forward way in a representative democracy.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not inherent to representative democracy but let’s be honest most systems we use have flaws like that, including Europe.

(An exemple in Europe would be choosing only one individual to vote. Which divide voters of two close candidates and lower both of their score.)

And that’s probably why we feel like most representatives democracy can’t escape some of thoses problems.

Mathematically though there is some systems that have been proven to not have those same flaws.

Problem is, of course how hard it is to fix a system that can only be changed by the people that it favors.

hdnsmbt,

No, that’s not an example of votes not counting equally…? Am I misunderstanding your example?

You don’t need some mathematical proof to just count all the votes and see which candidate got more votes. It’s how most elections throughout the world work.

Funkytom467, (edited )
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

In Europe, the countries i know of at least, count each vote equally.

What i meant was that it doesn’t mean it’s a perfect system if your goal is democracy.

Other factors can totally break the purpose of counting votes equally altogether and end up with a unsatisfying result. And my exemple is as such.

(I live in France, we have equally counted vote but with this issue, and some other neighboring countries have it too. If you’re interested i can explain more what the issue is…)

(I guess Australia, for the user you were replying to originally, have it’s own issues too, not that i’m familiar with them.)

Mathematicians worked on how different suffrage creates different results.

There are plenty like the majority judgement but one that i particularly like is Condorcet’s method to solve the problem.

lobut,

Americans are so soft. You throw shade at the Europeans by making fun of their food or wine or streets or whatever. They take a shot back and you guys whine.

Take a shot back instead of flipping the table.

hyperhopper,

As an American I don’t know what you’re talking about, aside from the UK most of Europe has amazing food, and the wine there is so much better and cheaper

lledrtx,

And the streets are better too?? IDK what OP is on. Like everyone talks about how European streets are more walkable, bikable and whatnot

Globulart,

Fight me and my bad dentistry you overweight, stetson wearing, language butchering, gun touting redneck.

The UK has a Michelin star restaurant for every 360k people, the US has one for every 1.5million people.

mriormro, (edited )
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

It’s probably better to look at the distribution of Michelin stars in major city centers since you guys are only about 20% the size of our population (edit: and about 25% of our land area).

For instance:

Population of London = 8.982 million Amount of Michelin stars in London = 71 Amount of people per star = 126,507

Population of New York City = 8.468 million Amount of Michelin stars in NYC = 72 Amount of people per star = 117,611

Fades, (edited )

You can’t even prove that’s true about a majority of Americans yet you talk about it like it’s fact

Also I like how you equate memes on bad food/wine/infrastructure to the memes of school shootings and mass death. Totally tit for tat right?

dfc09,

I believe this meme qualifies as taking a shot back

probablynaked,

You say that as if Americans aren’t prepared to take your invitation literally

TheDarksteel94,

I wheezed

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Americans: “Your accent is funny and your food is bland.”
Europeans: “Well at least children aren’t dying in our schools. At least we don’t see street memorials on television every other week. Haha, owned.”
Americans: “…”
Europeans: “See it’s funny because people are dying and voters are powerless to stop it”
Americans: “What the hell man”
Europeans: “Wow, you guys should seriously get some thicker skin”

hdnsmbt,

You are not powerless to stop it. Who is telling you this and why do you believe it? Your group is much, much bigger than the one who fucks everything up. Go out and show them! Nobody is telling you to get thicker skin, they’re telling you to get off your ass and get angry about it.

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

Nobody apart from the guy I’m replying to, of course.

And everyone who downvoted my comment.

And for the record we’ve been voting. We’ve been protesting. We’ve been trying to get the rules changed and we’re getting stonewalled by the 50% of the population who only listen to media that makes up reasons for them to hate things that would be good for the masses because it would be bad for a few people at the top and I’m sick to fucking death of people making fun of us for not trying hard enough and treating actual dying children as some sort of own.

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